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[strmrdr]

There once were two skunks; one named ''In" and one named ''Out." When Out was in, In was out, and when Out was out, In was in. One day, Out was in and In was out, and Mother skunk said ''Out, I want you to go out and bring In in." Out quickly went outside and almost immediately returned with In. Mother skunk was AMAZED and gasped "How did you DO that so quickly?"
"Easy," said Out. "In stinked."

 

[strmrdr]

Who invented tap-dancing?

A guy with 8 kids and one toilet.

 

[strmrdr]

One day a farmer called up an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician and asked them to fence of the largest possible area with the least amount of fence.
The engineer made the fence in a circle and proclaimed that he had the most efficient design.
The physicist made a long, straight line and proclaimed "We can assume the length is infinite..." and pointed out that fencing off half of the Earth was certainly a more efficient way to do it.
The Mathematician just laughed at them. He built a tiny fence around himself and said "I declare myself to be on the outside."

 

[strmrdr]

A mountain Lion spotted a Bull, and stalked it for a kill. He then proceeded to eat him, by himself. Once he was done, the Mountain Lion was so happy, that he started roaring, louder and louder. A hunter heard the Roaring, and shot the Mountain Lion dead.

The Moral of the story: When you are full of Bull, keep your mouth shut.

 

[echelon6]

Date: 10/21/2007 1:44:56 PM
Author: strmrdr
One day a farmer called up an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician and asked them to fence of the largest possible area with the least amount of fence.

The engineer made the fence in a circle and proclaimed that he had the most efficient design.

The physicist made a long, straight line and proclaimed ''We can assume the length is infinite...'' and pointed out that fencing off half of the Earth was certainly a more efficient way to do it.

The Mathematician just laughed at them. He built a tiny fence around himself and said ''I declare myself to be on the outside.''

I don''t get this one...