...______ :}

[strmrdr]

An old farmer had spent his life collecting tractors: every time one broke down irreparably or became hopelessly out of date, he refused to sell it, instead keeping it in a large barn. He even bought used tractors from other farmers. He worked on them and polished them, treating them like museum exhibits. Eventually it came time for him to retire, and he decided to sell off his massive collection so that he could live comfortably with his wife in a nice country cottage. So he put advertisements in local and national papers, and waited. He didn''t have long to wait: a few days later he received a letter from a visiting American businessman, whose company had built some of the tractors mentioned in the advert and who had an interest in old vehicles himself. After a couple more letters the two arranged to meet in the farmer''s local inn/pub on the coming Saturday. That evening came and the businessman arrived. Despite the heavy clouds of pipe smoke, and an hour passed in most pleasant conversation, the pair turning out to have much in common. "Well," sighed the farmer eventually, "I haven''t had such a good yak for a long time, but I suppose it''s about time we got down to business, eh?"
"Sure," replied the other, "but maybe we could go somewhere else? Y''see, I''m findin'' it kinda hard to concentrate with this much smoke."
"Ah, there''s no need for that", said the farmer, "watch this!" He then proceeded to take an amazingly deep, deep breath, sucking in every last particle of smoke in the room. Then he leaned over to the partially open window behind him and blew all the smoke out into the night.
"Hey, how the heck did you manage that?" gasped the American.
"Oh, it was nothing; you see, I''m an ex-tractor fan."

 

[strmrdr]

I have a spilling checker, / It came with my PC;
It plainly marks four my revue / Mistakes I cannot sea.
I''ve run this poem threw it, / I''m sure your please too no,
Its letter perfect in it''s weigh, / My checker tolled me sew.

 

[strmrdr]

Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they are absent? Have you ever seen a horseful carriage or a strapful gown? Met a sung hero or experienced requited love? Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable? And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?

 

[FireGoddess]

If it was buzzing around me, then ME, yes, I would hurt a fly.

hehehe

 

[Gypsy]

Date: 5/18/2007 7:40:56 PM
Author: FireGoddess
If it was buzzing around me, then ME, yes, I would hurt a fly.

hehehe

Hurt one today as a matter of fact.

 

[dianne]

strm--I enjoy your joke postings. At first, I tried to post on them, as well, but soon after I posted you would start a new post. I finally figured out you were posting jokes that were just a play on words (ok, so I''m a little slow) My postings weren''t like that, so I had a light bulb moment that maybe I was messing up your joke posts. So...was I? Just curious...I felt kinda bad that you may have wanted an entire string of play-on-word jokes and I may have messed up your plan.

 

[strmrdr]

Date: 5/18/2007 11:22:40 PM
Author: dianne
strm--I enjoy your joke postings. At first, I tried to post on them, as well, but soon after I posted you would start a new post. I finally figured out you were posting jokes that were just a play on words (ok, so I'm a little slow) My postings weren't like that, so I had a light bulb moment that maybe I was messing up your joke posts. So...was I? Just curious...I felt kinda bad that you may have wanted an entire string of play-on-word jokes and I may have messed up your plan.

its way kewl when someone else posts on em jokes or otherwise.
When I added new ones to older threads they got less views so
I usually start a new thread once or twice a week for them as I come across them.

I like play on word jokes which is why its mostly what I post but anything anyone else wants too post is kewl with me.
Everyone needs a good laugh once in the while :}

have any good knock knock jokes? they were requested :}

 

[dianne]

Date: 5/19/2007 12:08:58 AM
Author: strmrdr
its way kewl when someone else posts on em jokes or otherwise.
When I added new ones to older threads they got less views so
I usually start a new thread once or twice a week for them as I come across them.

I like play on word jokes which is why its mostly what I post but anything anyone else wants too post is kewl with me.
Everyone needs a good laugh once in the while :}

have any good knock knock jokes? they were requested :}

Oh, good! I did notice you were beginning new threads rather quickly even after I stopped posting so that took away some of my paranoia.

You have some funny ones....and you have a million of ''em, don''t you?! I get a lot jokes via email and you post ones I haven''t seen before...which is very cool when you feel like you''ve heard them all. Keep ''em comin''....and if I think I''ve got a funny one I''ll add to your thread. I need to work on the knock knock jokes...I remember someone requested those....I thought you would have had about 20 by now....they must be hard to come by, huh? I''ll keep my eyes open for one.