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strmrdr

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I THOUGHT THIS ONE WAS APPROPRIATE FOR THE SEASON

There was a huge chess tournament in New York City. The matches were
held in the conference rooms at a large hotel. Each day, hundreds of
chess buffs would arrive very early at the hotel. Before the matches,
they would gather in the entry way.

The chess players would discuss how well they played the previous day.
Others claimed they had secret moves that would obliterate their
competitors. Finally, on the last day of the tournament, the hotel
manager ran out from behind the lobby desk and shooed them away.

One of the chess players asked why they were being forced to leave the
lobby. The hotel manager replied, "I''ve had enough of chess nuts
boasting in an open foyer."
 
Funny.....
 
He He heeee. I love it!

Speaking of Chess Nuts boasting in an open foyer...does anyone know how to roast chesnuts on a open fire? We need our Chirstmas sprinkled with as must tradition as possible.

The lady I saw buying them in the produce department said, "NO don''t roast them...boil them!"
 
Good one Storm!!!
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Date: 12/10/2005 1:39:13 PM
Author: door knob solitaire
He He heeee. I love it!


Speaking of Chess Nuts boasting in an open foyer...does anyone know how to roast chesnuts on a open fire? We need our Chirstmas sprinkled with as must tradition as possible.


The lady I saw buying them in the produce department said, ''NO don''t roast them...boil them!''


http://italianfood.about.com/library/rec/blr0282.htm

We always used the bottom of a coffee can with about 1 in high sides with a stick for a handle.
The secret is to have them moving at all times.
You want a hardwood fire to do it.
 
Very Funny Storm! Brings to mind....."Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!!".....and "Procrasinators of the world unite......TOMORROW!!".....Merry Christmas to all & a wonderful Festivus to the rest of us.....
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