How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

[strmrdr]

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we''ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you''re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I''ll replace any wiring that''s not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can''t reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I''ll change it as soon as I''ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven''t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I''ll just pop it in while I''m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I''m sorry, but I don''t see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don''t need no stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound: It isn''t moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I''ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I''ll just blow in the Border Collie''s ear and he''ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

 

[belle]

okay...i thought i was going crazy

whew! it's just you

 

[eks6426]

Thanks, I needed a laugh!

 

[XChick03]

Date: 2/21/2006 10:26:19 AM
Author:strmrdr
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.


7. German Shepherd: I''ll change it as soon as I''ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven''t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Oh my gosh, this so funny! My mom has a boxer and that definitely sounds like him! And that''s so Bella, even though she''s only 6 months old. Of course, when she was done with the light, then, she''d go for her squeaky toys.

 

[strmrdr]

Date: 2/21/2006 10:34:04 AM
Author: belle
okay...i thought i was going crazy

going?!?!?!? I think thats a road far traveled hehehehehehe

whew! it''s just you

oh well its just as funny the second time :}

 

[belle]

Date: 2/21/2006 10:59:43 AM
Author: strmrdr

Date: 2/21/2006 10:34:04 AM
Author: belle
okay...i thought i was going crazy

going?!?!?!? I think thats a road far traveled hehehehehehe

whew! it''s just you

oh well its just as funny the second time :}

 

[moon river]

I saw ''lightbulb'' in the title and immediatly knew it had to be you strmrdr. Where would the world be without your lightbulb humor?

 

[strmrdr]

Date: 2/21/2006 8:40:35 PM
Author: moon river
I saw ''lightbulb'' in the title and immediatly knew it had to be you strmrdr. Where would the world be without your lightbulb humor?

A dark dark place.

 

[strmrdr]

How many Technical Support folks does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- We have an exact copy of the bulb here, and it appears to work fine. Can You tell me what kind af system You have ? Okay, exactly how dark is it ? Okay, there could be four or five things wrong.... Have You tried the light switch ???


How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a lightbulb ?

- Eight. One to change the bulb, and seven more to make sure Microsoft gets $2 every time a lightbulb is changed anywhere in the world.


How many Beta-testers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

- We noticed the darkness; We didn''t actually fix the problem.

 

[strmrdr]

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

- None. Bill Gates wil just redefine Darkness (TM) to be the new industry standard.


How many C++ programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

- You''re still thinking procedurally. A properly designed lightbulb object would inherit a change method from a generic lightbulb class, so all You''d have to do, is to send a lightbulb change message.


How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

- The bulb works fine on the system in my office.

 

[strmrdr]

How many Apple Employees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

- Seven. one to change the bulb, and six to design the T-shirt.


How many computer engineers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

- Why bother. The socket will be obsolete in six months anyway.


How many librarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

- I don''t know, but I could look it up for You.


How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

- Just one. But the bulb has to really WANT to change.


How many magicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

- Depends on what You want it to change to.


How many fishermen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

- Five. And You should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.

 

[moon river]

You are Priceless

 

[bookworm21]

LOL. Strm, you''re hilarious. Where do you come up with stuff?

 

[moon river]

Date: 2/24/2006 2:29:15 AM
Author: Cinderella
LOL. Strm, you''re hilarious. Where do you come up with stuff?

It''s because he''s so ''BRIGHT''

 

[msdarlinjoy]

Date: 2/24/2006 9:07:01 PM
Author: moon river

Date: 2/24/2006 2:29:15 AM
Author: Cinderella
LOL. Strm, you''re hilarious. Where do you come up with stuff?

It''s because he''s so ''BRIGHT''

Ha Ha ha! Moon River ... your just as funny!

Thanks Strm for the laughs!

 

[moon river]

Aw shucks Mrs. Darlin Joy thanks. I could only ASPIRE to strm''s sense of humor.

 

[E B]

Where''s the pug?

Oh, that''s right. Sleeping.

 

[strmrdr]

Date: 2/28/2006 7:43:25 PM
Author: EBree
Where''s the pug?


Oh, that''s right. Sleeping.

LOL
true dat
My boss has one and he is a nut!