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How many discussion forum posters does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it''s "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the
posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL''s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL''s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL''s
3 to post about links they found from the URL''s that are relevant to this group which makes
light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light
bulb controversy
4 to say "didn''t we go through this already a short time ago?"
3 BTT posters
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 guy to make a post about candles
2 guys to tell that guy not to hijack the thread
1 guy to make the exact same post about his experiences with light bulbs twice then a third post to apologize for his double post
5 to irrationally blame the light bulb''s failure on a political figure: Hillary Clinton, George Bush etc..
18 to chime in that the whole lightbulb changing issue is a conspiracy, and will lead to One World Domination by the Bildenbergers, Club of Rome, Trilaterals and the 33Degree Masons.
1 who didn''t read any of the previous posts and who asks "What''s up with lightbulbs
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it''s "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the
posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL''s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL''s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL''s
3 to post about links they found from the URL''s that are relevant to this group which makes
light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light
bulb controversy
4 to say "didn''t we go through this already a short time ago?"
3 BTT posters
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 guy to make a post about candles
2 guys to tell that guy not to hijack the thread
1 guy to make the exact same post about his experiences with light bulbs twice then a third post to apologize for his double post
5 to irrationally blame the light bulb''s failure on a political figure: Hillary Clinton, George Bush etc..
18 to chime in that the whole lightbulb changing issue is a conspiracy, and will lead to One World Domination by the Bildenbergers, Club of Rome, Trilaterals and the 33Degree Masons.
1 who didn''t read any of the previous posts and who asks "What''s up with lightbulbs
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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