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Ideal_Rock
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- Apr 14, 2004
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I just wanted to share some of my favorites:
"My mother was such a bad cook, the flies pitched in to fix the hole in the screen door"
"When I was a kid I asked my father to take me to the zoo. He said ''if they want you, they''ll come and get ya''"
"I haven''t spoken to my wife in years. I didn''t want to interrupt her."
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous- everyone hasn''t met me yet"
RIP