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overheard love quotes and relationship related quotes

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ringster

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amusing articles in the san francisco chronicle

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/02/12/DDJPUV2SH.DTL

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/02/13/DDN3O2606.DTL

some good ones

-- "I''m not a bad guy ... a little creepy maybe, but not a bad guy." (Man to man, overheard walking near the UC Berkeley campus by June Vonich.)

-- "I need to find a boyfriend because I need to argue with somebody." (Woman to woman, overheard on Hayes near Fillmore by Ronn L. Robbins.)

-- "She''ll probably talk about you on her blog tomorrow." (Overheard hiking up the Eagle Peak Trail on Mount Diablo by Mike Palmer.)

-- "And then I saw that he had an aol.com e-mail address, and that pretty much settled that." (Punky young woman to friend, overheard at Naan n'' Chutney in the lower Haight by Eric Kessell.)

-- "Dude, you can''t give wine in a box to chicks." (Young gent to pal, overheard at the College Avenue Safeway in Oakland by Peter Shelton.)

-- "Elope!" (Bride in full wedding regalia to passing teenagers who offered congratulations, overheard at Fort Tryon Park in Manhattan by The Chronicle''s Nanette Asimov.)


-- "She''s Buddhist, he''s Catholic, so they''re meeting each other halfway and having the wedding in Vegas." (Woman to woman, overheard at a holiday party by Kareasa Wilkins.)

 
"Yeah, he's addicted to love. But he's allergic to life." I'm dying over here. Tears streaming down my face.


"The elephant for the wedding has gout."
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This is great:

Elope!" (Bride in full wedding regalia to passing teenagers who offered congratulations, overheard at Fort Tryon Park in Manhattan by The Chronicle''s Nanette Asimov.)
 
Those are hilarious!

Here''s my favorite one I''ve heard anyone say: "I mean, she''d be really cute if it weren''t for her face, her hair, and her body" --girl I know on her ex''s new love interest
 
My Brilliant BIL said "I hate history and I hate current events".... okay, what else is there?
 
Date: 2/16/2008 6:57:28 PM
Author: kellyfish
My Brilliant BIL said ''I hate history and I hate current events''.... okay, what else is there?
The FUTURE.

Ask him what the lotto numbers are for me please
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