What do you love about your significant other?

[jaysonsmom]

I felt bad about starting the who's your 'freebie' thread, so I'm going to repent with this thread.

My husband is THE MOST RIBALD and CRAZY sense of humor in anyone I know, I just got off the phone with him, and I was telling him about my brother's new job offer, and how he's going to be moving to be near us soon. My husband replies: "What's he waiting for? tell you bro to pack up and move, it's not like he's going to fail the drug test, your bro is so straight he pisses holy water!"----blasphemous, but it totally cracked me up at work!

If you have a strong stomach, read on:



He says: Sex is like pizza, even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.


AWWWWWW......who wouldn't love a man like that

 

[FireGoddess]

I love my DH because of his sense of humor...which while less blunt than jmom''s DH

, is hysterically funny to me. He''s always joking around (verbally and physically) and being like a little kid....which is adorable on him. In addition to that, he''s SO calm and collected, which perfectly balances my crazed worrying self.

 

[IrishEyes]

I love my hubby because he really thinks of us as a team. He''s always saying it''s "us against them" . He treats me like his best friend, his lover, his princess

He wakes me up with flowers sometimes, always cooks the most amazing dinners, takes me for rides on his motorcycle in the moonlight, etc, etc,. Basically, he''s the sweetest, most amazing guy ever. He''s also smart, ambitious, and has a fantastic sense of humor. I could go on and on but I don''t want you guys to get sickened by the sweetness!!

 

[glaucomflecken]

Jaysonsmom, I think our SOs must be related...my FI talks just like that! and sometimes worse...cant repeat it though...

He's a former Marine and he also speaks/acts VERY militant. As a computer nerd, he also speaks very "computer"

We dont fill up with gas, we get "petrol".
Instead of asking "when's dinner" I get "ETA on the provisions?"
He also answer the phone "status report" instead of "hello"
When driving in a car, when he looks both ways and they are clear, he announces "alpha charlie on the port/starboard"
Getting ready for bed is known as "prepping for rack ops"

Women are also not pregnant, they are "compiling the man-child"
He also is famous for this bean dip he makes for parties, and last year at a BBQ he mixed a secret seasoning in and everyone loved it. He announced that this was "Bean Dip Version 2.0"
He's such a nerd, his coffee mug has the molecular structure of caffeine on it!

but he is cute, he has this personality that people are drawn to. He's very attentive to people's needs and he is caring. we have fun together. he's also a good listener and a good friend.

 

[LadyluvsLuxury]

I have to agree with the fact that I LOVE my hubbys sense of humor. I also love that my hubby never ceases to amaze me just by doing/saying the simplist things. For instance when I come home and begin relaying my days events to him I get frustrated with him because he seems to not be listening and when I challenge him and ask him to repeat what I said, he''ll repeat EVERYTHING verbatim and then gently reminds me that just because he isn''t staring me dead in the face does not mean I do not have his full attention

Also, last year I tested him and did not make mention of your impending anniversary....well he never mentioned anything about it either so I waited patiently to blast him on our day for forgetting. Well I woke up that morning (had to go to work), decided I wasn''t going to speak to him because I was angry he forgot, turned the lights on in the garage and there in my truck was 2 dozen yellow roses, 6 ballons, a card which basically told me to be prepared to go to the Poconos that weekend....I cried and kicked myself in the arse for not having more faith in my DH.

 

[Jennifer5973]

He is a true gentleman in every sense of the word.

 

[windy1365]

I love that my husband has a lot of patience with me. Even when I try to get on his nerves, most of the time he keeps his cool. He is also very sweet and patient with our three dogs... who can be very annoying sometimes. I know he is going to make a great daddy one day!!

 

[MINE!!]

I love my DH because he is the only one that can talk cheesy and goo goo to me and I still think that he is a hero!!! He is very patient and he is not perfect and does not think he is perfect and even though I know I am not even close to perfection... he loves me anyway!

 

[MissAva]

I love Jeff becuase when we first met he made me a better person. He is gentle and kind and has this tenciosu personality that at times seems stubborn but is really just about him caring for those he lets into his life. He refuses to take sh*t off me. When I push him away as I am pron to doing wiht people he gives me my space and is still there which is hard to do. (I am quite the pain.) He helped me find faith when I could not have been farther from God. He trusted in me and is always there to show me the bright side of life. He gets my off color sense of humor, and often replys with Oh my God My name that is the worst thing I have ever heard. I say the worst thing ever about 3 times a day. But he doesnt give up on me. He is a hard worker and has ethics that make me proud. He is funny and makes me laugh so hard that I snort and then smiles at me and insists that it is cute. He is wonderful with my family direct and polite with my parents and plays with my siblings happily. I like that we enjoy so many of the same things, and can spend hours together working on a puzzle saying little but just enjoying each others company. I love him becuase when I look into his eyes I see everything, when I am with him I am home. What more could anyone want.

ETA: I would shot myself in the foot before I admited this to him...being romantic is definately his side of the relationship I am the sarcastic one.

 

[Mara]

Everything!

 

[Kamuelamom]

My husband is a great listener (which works since I''m a great talker

), and he is loving, kind, honest and extremely fair.

 

[MrsFrk]

We dont fill up with gas, we get 'petrol'.

Instead of asking 'when's dinner' I get 'ETA on the provisions?'

He also answer the phone 'status report' instead of 'hello'

When driving in a car, when he looks both ways and they are clear, he announces 'alpha charlie on the port/starboard'

Getting ready for bed is known as 'prepping for rack ops'


Women are also not pregnant, they are 'compiling the man-child'

He also is famous for this bean dip he makes for parties, and last year at a BBQ he mixed a secret seasoning in and everyone loved it. He announced that this was 'Bean Dip Version 2.0'

He's such a nerd, his coffee mug has the molecular structure of caffeine on it!

Oh PunchnPie, he sounds hiliarous! I have a framed Periodic Table hanging in my bedroom (it's a thing of beauty!)
I loved the "South Park" movie. I do a mean Cartman.

I've loved my husband since I was 13. He is my soulmate, my other half, the nicest, smartest, funniest, kindest, loving-est, most honorable man I know.

 

[jorman]

I LOVE my sweet man because he makes me a priority and he is my biggest fan. I used to get embarrassed because he brags about me all the time, "She did this." or "You should have seen this project or that project", "She is so talented" Yadda yadda, but now I soak in it til my fingers get all pruny. I just LOVE him! He is my best friend, my partner (in crime

at times), and a stronghold for me. I don''t know what I would do without him and I am confident he would say the same about me.

Plus, he makes my birthdays kick @$$! I can''t wait until August!

We also both has a strong urge to travel and are always planning where we will go next.

 

[MissAva]

This is my favorite thread right now, I love all the postive thoughts being exchanged!

 

[AsscherGirl]

The thing I love most about my bf is his enthusiasm for the things HE loves (including me!) When he has a passion for something; he learns as much as he can about it and loves to share his knowledge with everyone else. It''s really quite cute to see his face light up when talking about planes, computers or anything technology related. He''s a smarty-pants & I love it!

 

[sjz]

He''s kind, generous, great daddy to our kids, and he puts up with me

 

[moremoremore]

that he hasn''t divorced me yet.

 

[Kamuelamom]

Date: 7/1/2005 12:22:21 PM
Author: moremoremore
that he hasn''t divorced me yet.

Ha! LOL!

 

[jorman]

Date: 7/1/2005 1:53:15 PM
Author: Kamuelamom

Date: 7/1/2005 12:22:21 PM
Author: moremoremore
that he hasn''t divorced me yet.

Ha! LOL!

MMM- you are always cracking me up!
Did he ever find out about the Marc Jacobs bag?

 

[MissAva]

You''re too funny! and only slightly evil.

 

[IrishEyes]

PunchNPie,OMG you are too funny!! That sounds just like my hubby. Since we are both in the military (thank god I am, or I would never understand what he''s talking about!), he says things like that too! I just roll my eyes and remind him that we are back in the civilian world now, please stop the insanity and talk normal!!

 

[Dancing Fire]

Date: 7/1/2005 12:22:21 PM
Author: moremoremore
that he hasn''t divorced me yet.

LOL...yep,couple more of those MJ bags will do it.

 

[moremoremore]

LOL. Thanks guys.... It is SO true LOL...
And I told him about the bag- he bounces back real quick

...But maybe I didn't tell him *exactly* how much I paid for it..LOL. Would you believe one can get an authentic MJ bag for two hundred bucks on ebay LOL

 

[ame]

My almost husband is just funny, loving and adoring. He accepts me for what a moron I am and can be and treats me like a queen