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Got any jokes?

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@missy I'm sure Gus swatted that award on the floor as soon as he got it, and the cat shredded that gift card in two seconds! :lol-2: Now, where's a cat-ribbon cartoon?
 
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Ok, here's 4:

Dyslexics of the world - UNTIE!

A woman's husband died, and at the funeral a man approached her.
"Can I have a word?" he said.
"Certainly," said the widow.
"Plethora," said the man.
"Thank you," said the woman. "That means a lot."

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.

And lastly.....

A dyslexic walked into a bra....
 
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Or as I would have phrased it...

The Literalist takes things ‘Literally.’… The Kleptomaniac ‘Literally’ takes things!
 
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LOL!
Yeah, I've never understood the appeal of bowling, let alone watching it.
Yawn!

But, at least this IS the second best day of the year to go for a drive in Southern California, or a nice quiet walk with your birdie.
 
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And now, something for our spider lovers.
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Thanks to the interstate highway system, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.
 
@Garnetgirl LOL@ :lol-2:

Getting your kicks on Route 66 is sooo yesterday! :rolleyes:

Now you can avoid lot of that uncomfortable eye-contact and interaction with lots of humans, never get stuck in traffic :lol-2:, and start doing what's really important sooner, like posting pics of whatcha ate for lunch on Facebook. :doh:

I mean ... like ... priorities ... ya know. :wink2:

(Oh, and for Monie, I found a pic of a male phone bimbo) ...

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Cat people will get this. How can an 8 lb cat cause so much pain lol

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I feel as tho we've reached a new level with some of these memes.

These are....

AWESOME!!
 
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