Daisys and Diamonds
Super_Ideal_Rock
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"no worries" instead of "you're welcome"
oh dear
my entire country could be in big trouble with you
"no worries" instead of "you're welcome"
The constant new trend words and phrases drive me nuts. I realize they are the tiny increments by which language changes. But picking up on the very latest slang seems like something tweens and teens do to be cool. I do find it cute when kids do it, but stupid when full grown adults do it. Still trying to earn that coolness badge at last, Poindexter?
"Wow. Just wow." This one seems to be fading out, thankfully.
(When ordering dinner at a restaurant) I'll "do" the salmon.
"On point." The salmon they did was on point.
"Legit." I legit just woke up. I'm legit about to have my coffee.
"Anyways." It seems like trying too hard to be folksy or something.
Stating something that's not really all that earth shattering, followed by "This is a complete sentence." Or "Complete sentence." For the "super cool," it's just "Sentence."
"OG." When a founding member of the ladies' book club thinks she is an "Original Gangster."
"Me time." It sounds like something a two-year-old would say when they haven't yet mastered simple sentences.
"Too rich for my blood." This is not trendy but IDK it just sounds snotty, besides being a cliche. Do we really need a euphemism for "It's too expensive?"
"Vagina." Well, this one's been around for a while but it's relatively new in use as an icebreaker. I can't turn on one of my stupid reality shows without some vulgar creature announcing something about her vagina, usually at a formal dinner.
When restaurant servers say "you guys" and "no problem."
That vocal question mark thing when it's not a question isn't cute?
If you are not physically travelling, then please shut up about your "journey."
Vocal fry. Omg. Is it fart noises or quacking and why, oh why?
Asking yourself a question, then answering it. "Am I a perfect human being? No, I'm not but I din't do it, your honor." No one asked you a question. So don't answer it.
"Bonus mom." We all know sometimes things don't work out and parents split and remarry. But the original problems and the reshuffling are all hard on kids. So I feel like reframing it with cutesy positive phrases sort of dismisses that. Maybe the kids don't think of you that way.
Oh, there are so many more!
Wow, you came up with a bunch!! I have not heard of using “complete sentence” before.
LOL! Yeah, the "buzzword" thing is annoying. I hadn't heard of the sentence thing, nor vocal fry. Will have to find an audio of vocal fry.The constant new trend words and phrases drive me nuts. I realize they are the tiny increments by which language changes. But picking up on the very latest slang seems like something tweens and teens do to be cool. I do find it cute when kids do it, but stupid when full grown adults do it. Still trying to earn that coolness badge at last, Poindexter?
Stating something that's not really all that earth shattering, followed by "This is a complete sentence." Or "Complete sentence." For the "super cool," it's just "Sentence."
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Vocal fry. Omg. Is it fart noises or quacking and why, oh why?
Wow, you came up with a bunch!! I have not heard of using “complete sentence” before.
I work in retail and the new buzzword is lift.
"There is lift in our pricing this year".
I guess they think it sounds less negative.
They expect see a lift in sales, and a lift in profits in spite of a lift in prices.
It was making me cringe in the last sales meeting.
The constant new trend words and phrases drive me nuts. I realize they are the tiny increments by which language changes. But picking up on the very latest slang seems like something tweens and teens do to be cool. I do find it cute when kids do it, but stupid when full grown adults do it. Still trying to earn that coolness badge at last, Poindexter?
"Wow. Just wow." This one seems to be fading out, thankfully.
(When ordering dinner at a restaurant) I'll "do" the salmon.
"On point." The salmon they did was on point.
"Legit." I legit just woke up. I'm legit about to have my coffee.
"Anyways." It seems like trying too hard to be folksy or something.
Stating something that's not really all that earth shattering, followed by "This is a complete sentence." Or "Complete sentence." For the "super cool," it's just "Sentence."
"OG." When a founding member of the ladies' book club thinks she is an "Original Gangster."
"Me time." It sounds like something a two-year-old would say when they haven't yet mastered simple sentences.
"Too rich for my blood." This is not trendy but IDK it just sounds snotty, besides being a cliche. Do we really need a euphemism for "It's too expensive?"
"Vagina." Well, this one's been around for a while but it's relatively new in use as an icebreaker. I can't turn on one of my stupid reality shows without some vulgar creature announcing something about her vagina, usually at a formal dinner.
When restaurant servers say "you guys" and "no problem."
That vocal question mark thing when it's not a question isn't cute?
If you are not physically travelling, then please shut up about your "journey."
Vocal fry. Omg. Is it fart noises or quacking and why, oh why?
Asking yourself a question, then answering it. "Am I a perfect human being? No, I'm not but I din't do it, your honor." No one asked you a question. So don't answer it.
"Bonus mom." We all know sometimes things don't work out and parents split and remarry. But the original problems and the reshuffling are all hard on kids. So I feel like reframing it with cutesy positive phrases sort of dismisses that. Maybe the kids don't think of you that way.
Oh, there are so many more!
Lift is (only) welcome when it comes to bras/breasts. And platform's/heels.
I know it's been mentioned up thread...my absolute most-detested phrase is the misuse of "gift". As in, "She will gift this to me", or "He gifted them with..." I actually hate that. Unless of course, someone "gifted" me with some huge-mongous perfect-for-me sparklie.
Oh, there are so many more!
I consume lots of content from The UK.
I, of course, am accustomed to the American English use of singular vs. plural terms.
For example, a team is one thing
One team being comprised of multiple members does not make the team itself plural.
But those Brits are, uhm, confused.
They should learn proper English.
Americans would write, The football team is doing well.
But those UKers write, "The football team are doing well."
A team is one thing, not many things.
Many things? ... that would be the team members.
Drives me batty.
Fair point.I consume lots of content from The UK.
I, of course, am accustomed to the American English use of singular vs. plural terms.
For example, a team is one thing
One team being comprised of multiple members does not make the team itself plural.
But those Brits are, uhm, confused.
They should learn proper English.
Americans would write, The football team is doing well.
But those UKers write, "The football team are doing well."
A team is one thing, not many things.
Many things? ... that would be the team members.
Drives me batty.
I'll give you another one: aluminum vs aluminium.
I think that one is two different words -- after the "i" got dropped so both are correct -- unlike for nucular, above. And I think that became an acceptable pronunciation after a certain US president -- with an undergrad background in the area -- proved incapable of saying "nuclear" on TV. Ever.
My least favorite thing about British English is their absolute refusal to pronounce any "foreign" word in other than purely phonetic form. Think: juh-LOP-uh-no for jalapeño, etc. And the car manufacturer HY-un-DIE. OK, maybe it's just Jeremy Clarkson who drives me nuts.
To defend us Brits, ‘our’ version is the internationally accepted one in this case!Fair point.
I'll give you another one: aluminum vs aluminium.
Can you spot the mistake?
I'll give you another one: aluminum vs aluminium.
Can you spot the mistake?
That's cap
GG
fine
whatevers
I don't know, I don't care
unfortunately, my 13 year old says these all the time, and it is super annoying.
I agree the worst is Karen