IDOL Live "Gang-Blog-N-Brownie" (East Coast)

[fortheloveofdiamonds]

Date: 3/28/2006 8:16:17 PM
Author: littlelysser


Sigh. awwww, his little hands were shaking...

I bet they smell like cabbage.

 

[fortheloveofdiamonds]

Date: 3/28/2006 8:18:31 PM
Author: littlelysser


the scar thing was super icky. made me puke in my mouth a little.

rofl. and his story sucked.. uhhhh, i was playing basketball and landed on a t-ball thing? I mean, it would have been better if he were mauled by a poodle.

 

[Shay37]

Date: 3/28/2006 9:26:40 PM
Author: fortheloveofdiamonds

Date: 3/28/2006 8:18:31 PM
Author: littlelysser


the scar thing was super icky. made me puke in my mouth a little.

rofl. and his story sucked.. uhhhh, i was playing basketball and landed on a t-ball thing? I mean, it would have been better if he were mauled by a poodle.

Just about peed my pants, and still not working on a transcript, but you guys are worth it.

shay

 

[fortheloveofdiamonds]

Date: 3/28/2006 8:42:21 PM
Author: Starset Princess
Katherine heads the top of the meh performances tonight. I so love what she is capable of doing with her voice.

She did look a little ''lord of the rings'' tonight.

Maybe Elliott will bring down the house?

Bucky and Paris up...

ROFL!! The shirt was horrid! but her face.. flawless.

 

[fortheloveofdiamonds]

Date: 3/28/2006 8:47:52 PM
Author: Starset Princess
Okay - I''m not a huge country fan but I do like Tim Graw

The band is too loud for his voice - unless it''s on pupose to mask it

He didn''t listen to the judges last week - again another artist copied style = karaoke.

Too much rhinestones - did he use a bedazzler on his shirt?

MEH!

BEDAZZLER ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[fortheloveofdiamonds]

Date: 3/28/2006 8:57:34 PM
Author: littlelysser


On the jumbotron behind him: that lady in the middle needs a more supportive bra.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You know the show is bad when you notice saggy boobs.

 

[MINE!!]

Date: 3/28/2006 9:26:40 PM
Author: fortheloveofdiamonds

Date: 3/28/2006 8:18:31 PM

Author: littlelysser



the scar thing was super icky. made me puke in my mouth a little.

rofl. and his story sucked.. uhhhh, i was playing basketball and landed on a t-ball thing? I mean, it would have been better if he were mauled by a poodle.

LOL LOL LOL

 

[fortheloveofdiamonds]

Date: 3/28/2006 9:14:38 PM
Author: Starset Princess
Hey you have Elliott twice - where do you have him? or is he bi-meh?

Erin! I''m DYING! DYING!

 

[decodelighted]

Smells like CABBAGE!!!!

I noticed boobs too, not on the jumbotron, but McFever''s "double boob" - or quad-boob.

Too small bra = spillage =

 

[fortheloveofdiamonds]

I love you guys!! Best thread on PS!!!!!! I''ll be gang-blogged by you guys any day!

 

[E B]

Thank you for thinking of me, Starset!

I'm so glad my boy did well! Wooooooooohooo Elliott! Can't wait to see it!

ETA: Starset, all I'm getting is a busy signal. What do I TXT from my Cingular phone?

 

[fortheloveofdiamonds]

Ebree: I think you text "vote" to 5710

 

[Erin]

Where is Mara and her usual snarkalicious comments?

 

[littlelysser]

Mara''s a west coaster...so it hasn''t been shown there yet. I think she''ll be part of the west coast bloggers...

 

[Erin]

Oh yeah. Duh! Two hours not one.

I'm reading and re-reading this 'blog' You guys are freakin hilarious. I'm reading the best snarks to my bf.

He of course thinks I'm nuts (and you're nuts) and tells me I have chocolate on the corner of my mouth

He especially liked, "Hey Paris, my pony called...." and "I bet they smell like cabbage"

This was way better than the show!

 

[E B]

I was able to vote in time! Thanks again!

 

[Mara]

OK i haven''t read a post here but IM WATCHING!! !IM WATCHING!!! better late than never.

 

[cinnabar]

Date: 3/29/2006 1:09:16 AM
Author: Mara
OK i haven''t read a post here but IM WATCHING!! !IM WATCHING!!! better late than never.

You may need a bucket ... it''s a vomit-fest.

"Meh" and "craptacular" about sum it up, as the E coast ladies said.

I always hate it when they do really recent songs, because I don''t know any of them.

[gets the sudsy bucket off Pickler, ready for Mara to enjoy the rest of the show]

 

[Mara]

hmmm i'm kind of lemon pie'd out after the near colorless/colorless drama, but i will try my best at this stage in my apathetic couch life to be my snarkiest AI live blogger possible.

lisa up first. kelly clarkson? bad bad song choice. you know what kind of freaks me out...how different she looks every episode, it's like i can't RELATE to each lisa in the show because they all seem so different. deep thoughts. song was meh. simon was spot on.

lol an ad for fantasy idol, i so haven't even checked mine! i'm sure i'm out.

oooh pickler with no makeup? she looked a wee bit scary there, like a goblin. eeeeee! girl's got a booty on her! song was good, worked out great for her voice but it was kinda meh. she just looked cute is all.

ew ew ew!!!! ACE. gross. tired of the high squeaky voice, flat ass hair and big scared bambi eyes. real chest scar? ew. bye.

and EW PAULA. one day you'll have to explain that scar to me. yeah NAKED i'm sure.

taylor..WOW, he looks so much cuter with the bowl cut gone..now if he could just tone up the bod, he'd be a REAL heartthrob. like real cream rather than cool whip. great song i thought. except the funky ass dance moves. can we get a dance instructor in next time??

mandisa, it seemed like the song tone was too fast for her or something. didn't love it. yawned through most of the song.

i feel so meh right now! the show is sucking! and portia keeps farting! GOD. gross!

CHRIS! my little bald eagle is up next. creed. i can get on board! i feel less meh suddenly. i'm actually dancing a bit in my seat, er couch...gosh chris is trying to be the hard rocker, but the soft tan jacket is kind of killing the evil vibe. it's okay..he's still cutehotadorable. serious puffy heart here.

paula has a huge puffy er...heart for chris. get in line paula!

ahhh katherine. i'm bored already. i feel a sense of deja vu. i was bored last week during katherine too. and then, OH MY EVERLOVING LORD..what the HELL is she wearing? From far away it looks like a unitard. it's actually just jeans with an ugly top...but BAD BAD BAD!!!!!!! cute earrings though.

my chris balloon has deflated. thanks katherine. i fast forward through the rest of ms. meh.

oh bucky...what is up with the shirt? i get that you are country, but the hat, the shirt, the ponytail, and unshaven beard and then the big ass gold chain..come on. just say no to overstyling. he did sound good though. gosh almost better than some of the other. how absolutely sad is that??

i can see what they are trying to do with paris here but it's kind of not working. her outfit is better but that ponytail has GOT TO GO. and what's up with the overkill jewelry? of course she sounded fabulous..love her voice. WOAH! stripper hair whip alert at the end there! was her performance that great, i guess it was pretty good? paula acts jealous, she wishes the pussycat dolls would call HER.

elliott! i have hope. a small shred...that is quickly dashed when i see him trying to do the bobby brown arm bounce and infuse some soul into an alternativish song. is he taking taylor dance lessons? i can appreciate the sentiment elliott but the song was just meh for me. oh my god and did paula's meds just kick in?

well there was 40 minutes of my time just wasted...well 38 actually since chris was smokin' hot. no brownies on hand to drown my sorrows...i'll just drink some water instead.

YAY now i can go back and read the FIVE PAGES of posts that you east coasters went through while live blogging. jealous now!

 

[E B]

What''s all this talk of a gross scar? Fill me in!

 

[DonaBella]

AI was very meh tonight...Lisa, starting off with a Kelly Clarkson song certainly started things heading downward...yuck...

Kellie Pickler...erh...no thanks...Chris really worked hard to perform tonight, but I agree, his outfit just didn''t fit things...to bad too...Taylor, I agree on what has been said on him...but he did pretty dang good...Mandisa''s song was just wrong for this competition...it was good, but she did seem a tad off and I agree with Simon about her being self indulgent...I think he said that to Chris, too...Elliott...I agree on what has been said on him too...Katharine was good I thought...The outfit...ok, but compared to last week''s dress, I like the dress better!...She did perform--as usual--like a winner...Paris rocked out the place!...

...I think she made tonight worth watching JUST for her singing...Bucky was just too sucky...Oh well...

 

[Cailet]

ok - did no one else have Elliot''s performance go all crazy on the TV?? In the middle of him singing FOX cut out to the colored bars and high pitched beeeeeeep. Then it cuts back to him at nearly the end of the song. THEN - in the recaps to show everyone''s numbers at the end of the show it shows Elliot singing a completely different (and might I say better) ending to his song????

I an NOT kidding - it was way strange.

And during Mandisa''s performance when she first started singing they flashed Taylor''s name and numbers at the bottom of the screen until someone realized that it was the wrong person and then it switched over to her name and numbers??

Maybe the Midwest just had some gremlins in it''s system last night??

My favorites: Kat (except the horrible horrible wardrobe), Chris and Elliot

MY bottom 3: Lisa Kellie Bucky
Going home: Lisa -- she looked shocked the judges didn''t like her - and after ALL of them didn''t like her she got a look on her face that said: CRAP! I blew it and now I''m going home.

Ever since the "what''s a ballsy?" comment I absolutely cannot stand Kellie. I don''t even care if she is for real that stoooopid or if she is faking it - either way she sucks. We already have too much Jessica Simpson in this world let''s not create an heir for her to pass her brainless, less than talented singer crown on to.

 

[fortheloveofdiamonds]

Date: 3/29/2006 1:31:36 AM
Author: Mara



you know what kind of freaks me out...how different she looks every episode, it''s like i can''t RELATE to each lisa in the show because they all seem so different. deep thoughts.

You''re right Mara. I couldn''t put my finger on why she was so scary.


i feel so meh right now! the show is sucking! and portia keeps farting! GOD. gross!

It must be Portia''s way of expressing sheer doggie-mehs!

CHRIS! my little bald eagle is up next.

Okay. Maybe I''m the perv? But reread this a couple times.

paula has a huge puffy er...heart for chris. get in line paula!

Paula is definetly in heat. She needs some action!

EVERLOVING LORD..what the HELL is she wearing?

Great reaction!

paula acts jealous, she wishes the pussycat dolls would call HER.

...But she''d settle for Ace or Chris... or both? I''m sure Ace would be in.... i''m horrible... i know.

oh my god and did paula''s meds just kick in?

What if she''s on Drops of Jupiter?

well there was 40 minutes of my time just wasted...well 38 actually since chris was smokin'' hot. no brownies on hand to drown my sorrows...i''ll just drink some water instead.


Saddest comment of the night

 

[fire&ice]

Well, I must have signed off too early. I didn''s see anyone posting so I thought I was in the wrong place.

I agree with most comments. I was impressed by my lack of being impressed. A very meh night for all.

Lisa, Bucky, Ace - any of them - bye bye.

 

[Erin]

Date: 3/29/2006 9:14:45 AM
Author: Cailet

Ever since the ''what''s a ballsy?'' comment I absolutely cannot stand Kellie. I don''t even care if she is for real that stoooopid or if she is faking it - either way she sucks. We already have too much Jessica Simpson in this world let''s not create an heir for her to pass her brainless, less than talented singer crown on to.

 

[Erin]

Date: 3/29/2006 9:21:51 AM
Author: fortheloveofdiamonds

Date: 3/29/2006 1:31:36 AM
Author: Mara



CHRIS! my little bald eagle is up next.

Okay. Maybe I''m the perv? But reread this a couple times.

It took me about 3x re-reading this.

For goodness sakes this is a live gang blog! Now I feel like a perv for contributing

 

[fortheloveofdiamonds]

I agree with the kellie comment Caillet!

And Erin. It only took me reading it once... so i''ll take the most perveted blame.

 

[Mara]

HAHA you guys are funny...ROFL on the bald eagle!

for me the best comments reading through the 5 pages was mrs salvo's my pony called..OMG just about died on that one and also the i threw up in my mouth a little...some serious laughing out loud there.

seriously i am still thinking about katherine's horrible outfit. from the back when they panned up to her i thought it was some sort of flesh toned unitard and i was going oh my god she didn't oh my god she didn't. literally. a chant of horror.

pick pickler's puffy face, noticed it too, think she was out drinkin the hooch with paula the night before?

and yes last nite was really MEHtothemax unfortunately. this late in the game you think they would have done better. and ACE's greasy hair, can't get you out of my mind. is it too much to hope that the public was also similarly disgusted by his unwashed locks and may get rid of him just for having a bad hair day? i can dream.

HEY maybe ace can put some drops of jupiter in his HAIR and perk that schnit up?!?!?

 

[HOUMedGal]

OK, about to go watch results....


I think Lisa''s going home!

This is the first time I read through this thread, and I must say, you guys CRACK me up. And I totally agree with the general meh-ness of last night. What the crap?!!?

 

[aphisiglovessae]

OMG, this was BY FAR the most entertaining and humorous thread I''ve read in a long time!! I wish I hadn''t missed it last night.