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Brilliant_Rock
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Date: 1/17/2005 6:34:50 PM
Author: gingerBcookie
ok i hope this is better! brief synposis if you don''t want to read the gigundo pic...found these abandoned kitties behind parked car, couldn''t bear to send to pound, learned how to be mama kitty - bottle fed, then weaned, litter training (insert me pinching my nose)....now found them happy home and currently fat little princesses.
“Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it.” "You know where the button is," I protested through the shower pitter-patter and steam. "Reset it yourself!"
”But I''m scared!” she persisted. "What if it starts going and sucks me in?" There was a meaningful pause and then, "C''mon, it''ll only take you a second." So out I came, dripping wet and buck naked, hoping that my silent outraged nudity would make a statement about how I perceived her behavior as extremely cowardly. Sighing loudly, I squatted down and stuck my head under the sink to find the button. It is the last action I remember performing.
I lost all rational thought to control orderly bodily movements, blindly rising at a violent rate of speed, with the full weight of a kitten hanging from my masculine region. Wild animals are sometimes faced with a "fight or flight" syndrome. Men, in this predicament, choose only the "flight" option. I know this from experience. I was fleeing straight up into the air when the sink and cabinet bluntly and forcefully impeded my ascent. The impact knocked me out cold.
Somehow I lived through it all. A few days later I finally made it back in to the office, where colleagues tried to coax an explanation out of me about my head injury. I kept silent, claiming it was too painful to talk about, which it was.
Whoa, he/she must be a rebellious teenager.Date: 1/28/2005 43:32 PM
Author: sevens one
Look at this tough kitty (not mine)