Summertime! The official Speedos Mankinis Tushies and Banana Hammocks thread

[PintoBean]

Men only!..Please post a pic of you in a swimsuit (mankini, speedo, etc.) and/or your best booty pics.

 

[monarch64]

I really feel like "banana hammock" should have been in the title.

 

[ABKIS]

I will be checking this thread out regularly lol

 

[PintoBean]

Done! Edited booties to banana hammocks bahahaahahhahah

 

[canuk-gal]

where is the popcorn?

 

[Un_Petit_Rayon_de_Soleil]

Haha! Just the term..."banana hammock" makes me giggle!

 

[kenny]

... back when I could dance ...

 

[PintoBean]

 

[ringo865]

Awesome. And wait to seek all the man bling. I mean "schwing"

 

[YadaYadaYada]

I'll just leave this here

 

[tyty333]

Hey, that guys got some good moves...which I could dance like that!

Now where are Jordy and DF??? Post the goods!

 

[Matata]

All the menfolk have disappeared. Come on, you chickens, strut your stuff.

 

[canuk-gal]

All the menfolk have disappeared. Come on, you chickens, strut your stuff.

no kidding. No double standard here.

AND Because it seems apropos.......

 

[AprilBaby]

DF first! He is always the first to ask for a ladies thread!

 

[jordyonbass]

Hey, that guys got some good moves...which I could dance like that!

Now where are Jordy and DF??? Post the goods!

Well here I am getting my arm twisted like it is made of rubber! I was almost going to post an old pic of me fishing without a shirt on but I am not wearing the desired budgie smugglers

 

[yennyfire]

The title alone made me LOL! Truth be told, I'll be grateful if the photos in this thread stick to disparaging chicken memes and cray cray dancing men!

 

[kenny]

I was almost going to post an old pic of me fishing without a shirt on but I am not wearing the desired budgie smugglers

I had to google budgie smugglers.

One image google found has me LMFAO!!!
Jordy, I'm dying here ... You're killing me.

I know Australia has wild flocks with zillions of these birds.
So Aussie men are THAT small?
I always thought y'allz Aussieboys would need to call your undies Cockatoo smugglers.

 

[jordyonbass]

LOL Kenny, I am surprised at this because if you google slang for speedos it is practically the most responses given in the search!!

I have not smuggled budgies for a very long time......not since I used to do squad training for swimming as a young teen. As you get older you trade the streamlined abilities for self-consciousness

 

[kenny]

So, 'smuggling budgies' is slang for wearing Speedos?
That's rich!

 

[jordyonbass]

Or you could also say you are 'hammock-ing the banana', same approach with different slang

 

[kenny]

My My!
The things I learn on PS.

Cuddling and kissing my bird will never be the same.

On another respectable forum I learned from a straight guy what tea bagging means.
I honestly had no idea.

 

[canuk-gal]

Or you could also say you are 'hammock-ing the banana', same approach with different slang

different slang, or sling?

 

[Dancing Fire]

Men only!..Please post a pic of you in a swimsuit (mankini, speedo, etc.) and/or your best booty pics.

 

[Matata]

On another respectable forum I learned from a straight guy what tea bagging means.

Had to look that up, urk. I wonder how many of those bags have been waxed

 

[jordyonbass]

different slang, or sling?

 

[jordyonbass]

I had to google budgie smugglers.

One image google found has me LMFAO!!!
Jordy, I'm dying here ... You're killing me.

I know Australia has wild flocks with zillions of these birds.
So Aussie men are THAT small?
I always thought y'allz Aussieboys would need to call your undies Cockatoo smugglers.

I did not see the edit at the end of your post until now Kenny

Let's just say that for legal reasons I cannot discuss the size or species of the bird I am smuggling

 

[missy]

LOLOLOL PB!

Well turnabout is fair play we always say...
Though like Yennyfire I am not keen on seeing the mankinis and banana hammocks so much...
Unless it is this type of banana hammock.

 

[Rockdiamond]

I'll probably live to regret this...about 100 years ago....

 

[canuk-gal]

HI:

Finally someone with some balls, I mean guts.

cheers--Sharon

 

[kenny]

It's nice change to see men objectified as objects.