The LIW Small Talk Thread

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:07:11 PM
Author: ladypirate
Bras are annoying, especially since it changes from brand to brand. I''m a 32 DD in some, a 34 D in others and a 34 DD in still others! It makes it confusing.

I envy your boobs.

 

[Bia]

I''m pretty consistently a 34-36C.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:08:51 PM
Author: Bia
I''m pretty consistently a 34-36C.

I''m a consistent 36B (or so I thought!) but the internetz is telling me something different!

 

[TooPatient]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:07:49 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:07:11 PM
Author: ladypirate
Bras are annoying, especially since it changes from brand to brand. I''m a 32 DD in some, a 34 D in others and a 34 DD in still others! It makes it confusing.

I envy your boobs.

Boobs & hair. You are so lucky.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:09:57 PM
Author: TooPatient

Date: 12/17/2009 1:07:49 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:07:11 PM
Author: ladypirate
Bras are annoying, especially since it changes from brand to brand. I''m a 32 DD in some, a 34 D in others and a 34 DD in still others! It makes it confusing.

I envy your boobs.

Boobs & hair. You are so lucky.

Seriously.

LP you are gorgeous girl.

Unfair.

 

[ladypirate]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:10:35 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:09:57 PM

Author: TooPatient

Date: 12/17/2009 1:07:49 PM

Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:07:11 PM

Author: ladypirate

Bras are annoying, especially since it changes from brand to brand. I''m a 32 DD in some, a 34 D in others and a 34 DD in still others! It makes it confusing.

I envy your boobs.

Boobs & hair. You are so lucky.

Seriously.


LP you are gorgeous girl.


Unfair.

Oh my God, you guys. You are making me blush over here! I think you are all super gorgeous ladies!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:13:06 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 12/17/2009 1:10:35 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:09:57 PM

Author: TooPatient

Date: 12/17/2009 1:07:49 PM

Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:07:11 PM

Author: ladypirate

Bras are annoying, especially since it changes from brand to brand. I''m a 32 DD in some, a 34 D in others and a 34 DD in still others! It makes it confusing.

I envy your boobs.

Boobs & hair. You are so lucky.

Seriously.


LP you are gorgeous girl.


Unfair.

Oh my God, you guys. You are making me blush over here! I think you are all super gorgeous ladies!

Thats what gorgeous girls say when they''re also nice girls.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:09:43 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:08:51 PM
Author: Bia
I''m pretty consistently a 34-36C.

I''m a consistent 36B (or so I thought!) but the internetz is telling me something different!

Elle - We are bra brothers!

 

[ladypirate]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:06:52 PM
Author: elledizzy5
I wish implants looked more natural.


Then I''d get them.

No, no you wouldn''t. At least not after working in warranty claims for a breast implant company. SRSLY.

The things that can happen are HORRIFYING.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:14:03 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 12/17/2009 1:09:43 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:08:51 PM
Author: Bia
I''m pretty consistently a 34-36C.

I''m a consistent 36B (or so I thought!) but the internetz is telling me something different!

Elle - We are bra brothers!

w00t!

 

[ladypirate]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:13:35 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:13:06 PM

Author: ladypirate

Date: 12/17/2009 1:10:35 PM

Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:09:57 PM


Author: TooPatient

Date: 12/17/2009 1:07:49 PM


Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:07:11 PM


Author: ladypirate


Bras are annoying, especially since it changes from brand to brand. I''m a 32 DD in some, a 34 D in others and a 34 DD in still others! It makes it confusing.

I envy your boobs.

Boobs & hair. You are so lucky.

Seriously.



LP you are gorgeous girl.



Unfair.

Oh my God, you guys. You are making me blush over here! I think you are all super gorgeous ladies!

Thats what gorgeous girls say when they''re also nice girls.

Whatever, Elle--you know I covet your wedding pictures. You are one hawt married lady!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:14:04 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 12/17/2009 1:06:52 PM
Author: elledizzy5
I wish implants looked more natural.


Then I''d get them.

No, no you wouldn''t. At least not after working in warranty claims for a breast implant company. SRSLY.

The things that can happen are HORRIFYING.

I can only imagine. Sometimes people forget how serious surgery is... including myself.

I guess I''ll just ask for some for Xmas and see if Santa delivers naturally occuring breast increases to nice Jewish girls.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:14:04 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 12/17/2009 1:06:52 PM
Author: elledizzy5
I wish implants looked more natural.


Then I''d get them.

No, no you wouldn''t. At least not after working in warranty claims for a breast implant company. SRSLY.

The things that can happen are HORRIFYING.

I want a lift.

 

[ladypirate]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:15:37 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:14:04 PM

Author: ladypirate

Date: 12/17/2009 1:06:52 PM

Author: elledizzy5

I wish implants looked more natural.



Then I''d get them.

No, no you wouldn''t. At least not after working in warranty claims for a breast implant company. SRSLY.


The things that can happen are HORRIFYING.

I can only imagine. Sometimes people forget how serious surgery is... including myself.


I guess I''ll just ask for some for Xmas and see if Santa delivers naturally occuring breast increases to nice Jewish girls.

Most of the things were after the surgery took place.

Two words: lawnmower accident.

WTF.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:18:06 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 12/17/2009 1:15:37 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:14:04 PM

Author: ladypirate

Date: 12/17/2009 1:06:52 PM

Author: elledizzy5

I wish implants looked more natural.



Then I''d get them.

No, no you wouldn''t. At least not after working in warranty claims for a breast implant company. SRSLY.


The things that can happen are HORRIFYING.

I can only imagine. Sometimes people forget how serious surgery is... including myself.


I guess I''ll just ask for some for Xmas and see if Santa delivers naturally occuring breast increases to nice Jewish girls.

Most of the things were after the surgery took place.

Two words: lawnmower accident.

WTF.

....what the...

 

[vc10um]

Back from yoga! Man did she kill us today!!!

To catch up:

I'm the good little elf with shopping done and presents wrapped!

In my defense, family Christmas is on Saturday. So they *had* to be done early.

I only wear thongs if the clothing I'm wearing dictates it...otherwise, I'm a boyshorts/cheekers/bikini kind of girl...

Good morning Sunny and TP!!!

B, that's so wonderful about your mom!

WL, you get hungrier when you get a cold because your body wants fuel to burn to keep it warm and get rid of the bugs!

Bra shopping sucks...I have an uber wide ribcage and small boobs.

And elle, keep chatting with Santa...he can work miracles.

*wipes forehead**whew**that was a tougher workout than yoga!*

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:18:34 PM
Author: vc10um
Back from yoga! Man did she kill us today!!!

To catch up:

I''m the good little elf with shopping done and presents wrapped!

In my defense, family Christmas is on Saturday. So they *had* to be done early.

I only wear thongs if the clothing I''m wearing dictates it...otherwise, I''m a boyshorts/cheekers/bikini kind of girl...

Good morning Sunny and TP!!!

B, that''s so wonderful about your mom!

WL, you get hungrier when you get cold because your body wants fuel to burn to keep it warm!

Bra shopping sucks...I have an uber wide ribcage and small boobs.

And elle, keep chatting with Santa...he can work miracles.

*wipes forehead**whew**that was a tougher workout than yoga!*

nice job, vc! impressive!

 

[vc10um]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:19:24 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:18:34 PM
Author: vc10um
Back from yoga! Man did she kill us today!!!

To catch up:

I''m the good little elf with shopping done and presents wrapped!

In my defense, family Christmas is on Saturday. So they *had* to be done early.

I only wear thongs if the clothing I''m wearing dictates it...otherwise, I''m a boyshorts/cheekers/bikini kind of girl...

Good morning Sunny and TP!!!

B, that''s so wonderful about your mom!

WL, you get hungrier when you get cold because your body wants fuel to burn to keep it warm!

Bra shopping sucks...I have an uber wide ribcage and small boobs.

And elle, keep chatting with Santa...he can work miracles.

*wipes forehead**whew**that was a tougher workout than yoga!*

nice job, vc! impressive!

Thanks, elle, I try!

Oh, and hi LP!

I must have missed your lovely face on the quick scroll through!!! That''ll teach me to skim Small Talk!

 

[ladypirate]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:18:32 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:18:06 PM

Author: ladypirate

Date: 12/17/2009 1:15:37 PM

Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:14:04 PM


Author: ladypirate

Date: 12/17/2009 1:06:52 PM


Author: elledizzy5


I wish implants looked more natural.




Then I''d get them.

No, no you wouldn''t. At least not after working in warranty claims for a breast implant company. SRSLY.



The things that can happen are HORRIFYING.

I can only imagine. Sometimes people forget how serious surgery is... including myself.



I guess I''ll just ask for some for Xmas and see if Santa delivers naturally occuring breast increases to nice Jewish girls.

Most of the things were after the surgery took place.


Two words: lawnmower accident.


WTF.

....what the...

Yeah, no joke. The woman''s saline implants had deflated and the cause was listed as "lawnmower accident".

I also used to date someone whose father invented the modern breast implant. Funny part is that his mom was totally petite and flat chested.

 

[ladypirate]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:20:28 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 12/17/2009 1:19:24 PM

Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:18:34 PM

Author: vc10um

Back from yoga! Man did she kill us today!!!


To catch up:


I''m the good little elf with shopping done and presents wrapped!

In my defense, family Christmas is on Saturday. So they *had* to be done early.


I only wear thongs if the clothing I''m wearing dictates it...otherwise, I''m a boyshorts/cheekers/bikini kind of girl...


Good morning Sunny and TP!!!


B, that''s so wonderful about your mom!


WL, you get hungrier when you get cold because your body wants fuel to burn to keep it warm!


Bra shopping sucks...I have an uber wide ribcage and small boobs.


And elle, keep chatting with Santa...he can work miracles.

*wipes forehead**whew**that was a tougher workout than yoga!*

nice job, vc! impressive!

Thanks, elle, I try!


Oh, and hi LP!

I must have missed your lovely face on the quick scroll through!!! That''ll teach me to skim Small Talk!

Hi VC!

Nice job on the catch up--I have to work on that.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:21:04 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 12/17/2009 1:18:32 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:18:06 PM

Author: ladypirate

Date: 12/17/2009 1:15:37 PM

Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:14:04 PM


Author: ladypirate

Date: 12/17/2009 1:06:52 PM


Author: elledizzy5


I wish implants looked more natural.




Then I''d get them.

No, no you wouldn''t. At least not after working in warranty claims for a breast implant company. SRSLY.



The things that can happen are HORRIFYING.

I can only imagine. Sometimes people forget how serious surgery is... including myself.



I guess I''ll just ask for some for Xmas and see if Santa delivers naturally occuring breast increases to nice Jewish girls.

Most of the things were after the surgery took place.


Two words: lawnmower accident.


WTF.

....what the...

Yeah, no joke. The woman''s saline implants had deflated and the cause was listed as ''lawnmower accident''.

I also used to date someone whose father invented the modern breast implant. Funny part is that his mom was totally petite and flat chested.

How the heck did... what could''ve... who the...

Wow.

I don''t even know what to say.

 

[TooPatient]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:18:32 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:18:06 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 12/17/2009 1:15:37 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:14:04 PM

Author: ladypirate

Date: 12/17/2009 1:06:52 PM

Author: elledizzy5

I wish implants looked more natural.



Then I''d get them.

No, no you wouldn''t. At least not after working in warranty claims for a breast implant company. SRSLY.


The things that can happen are HORRIFYING.

I can only imagine. Sometimes people forget how serious surgery is... including myself.


I guess I''ll just ask for some for Xmas and see if Santa delivers naturally occuring breast increases to nice Jewish girls.

Most of the things were after the surgery took place.

Two words: lawnmower accident.

WTF.

....what the...

How does a lawnmower have anything to do with boobs?

How do boobs get near enough to a lawnmower to be hurt?

??????

 

[vc10um]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:21:48 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:21:04 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 12/17/2009 1:18:32 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:18:06 PM

Author: ladypirate

Date: 12/17/2009 1:15:37 PM

Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:14:04 PM


Author: ladypirate

Date: 12/17/2009 1:06:52 PM


Author: elledizzy5


I wish implants looked more natural.




Then I''d get them.

No, no you wouldn''t. At least not after working in warranty claims for a breast implant company. SRSLY.



The things that can happen are HORRIFYING.

I can only imagine. Sometimes people forget how serious surgery is... including myself.



I guess I''ll just ask for some for Xmas and see if Santa delivers naturally occuring breast increases to nice Jewish girls.

Most of the things were after the surgery took place.


Two words: lawnmower accident.


WTF.

....what the...

Yeah, no joke. The woman''s saline implants had deflated and the cause was listed as ''lawnmower accident''.

I also used to date someone whose father invented the modern breast implant. Funny part is that his mom was totally petite and flat chested.

How the heck did... what could''ve... who the...

Wow.

I don''t even know what to say.

Wow. elle''s speechless. That may be a first.

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:16:05 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 12/17/2009 1:14:04 PM

Author: ladypirate

Date: 12/17/2009 1:06:52 PM

Author: elledizzy5

I wish implants looked more natural.



Then I''d get them.

No, no you wouldn''t. At least not after working in warranty claims for a breast implant company. SRSLY.


The things that can happen are HORRIFYING.

I want a lift.

I want a lift too and I haven''t even had a baby yet...

I recently had to start wearing two sports bras at the gym. The girls were bouncing too much and it was starting to hurt.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:22:51 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 12/17/2009 1:21:48 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:21:04 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 12/17/2009 1:18:32 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:18:06 PM

Author: ladypirate

Date: 12/17/2009 1:15:37 PM

Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/17/2009 1:14:04 PM


Author: ladypirate

Date: 12/17/2009 1:06:52 PM


Author: elledizzy5


I wish implants looked more natural.




Then I''d get them.

No, no you wouldn''t. At least not after working in warranty claims for a breast implant company. SRSLY.



The things that can happen are HORRIFYING.

I can only imagine. Sometimes people forget how serious surgery is... including myself.



I guess I''ll just ask for some for Xmas and see if Santa delivers naturally occuring breast increases to nice Jewish girls.

Most of the things were after the surgery took place.


Two words: lawnmower accident.


WTF.

....what the...

Yeah, no joke. The woman''s saline implants had deflated and the cause was listed as ''lawnmower accident''.

I also used to date someone whose father invented the modern breast implant. Funny part is that his mom was totally petite and flat chested.

How the heck did... what could''ve... who the...

Wow.

I don''t even know what to say.

Wow. elle''s speechless. That may be a first.

You''re not kidding!

 

[Lauren8211]

Man HH... when I put on a sports bra I may as well not even HAVE boobs.

VC - Would you believe I''m seriously shy in real life?

 

[Bia]

my boobs and my legs are my two favorite features. My a$$...well, it could use some smoothing over...and maybe some suction.

 

[ladypirate]

My only guess is that it was a riding lawnmower and she ran into a tree or something. Or maybe she was racing the riding lawnmower? Because that would be awesome.

 

[Lauren8211]

I like my arms/neck/chest area.

My legs aren''t too bad. I like my butt, but I''d like it more if I toned it.

 

[ladypirate]

Date: 12/17/2009 1:26:27 PM
Author: Bia
my boobs and my legs are my two favorite features. My a$$...well, it could use some smoothing over...and maybe some suction.

LIES! I wish I had more badonkadonk going on.