This poor gem vendor will remain nameless...

[mrs-b]

A couple of days ago I had *this* exchange with an online gem vendor. I thought it might make you smile. The poor man will remain nameless!

 

[tyty333]

Reminds me of the old Kmart "Ship my pants" commercial

 

[Lookinagain]

Oh, @mrs-b that's hysterical. Thank you for the belly laugh!

 

[kenny]

OMG!!!

 

[Mreader]

Hilarious!

 

[Karl_K]

rofl!!!!

 

[MissGotRocks]

Wow - so embarrassing!! It’s always the little details that really hang one up!!

 

[canuk-gal]

HI:

It helps to have a good sense of humor! (PS I hope you like the stone and that it isn't crap).

cheers--Sharon

 

[mrs-b]

HI:

It helps to have a good sense of humor! (PS I hope you like the stone and that it isn't crap).

cheers--Sharon

Laughing!!

It arrived yesterday and - especially for $185 - it's lovely! It's an octagonal cut, and I'm going to surround it with 8 half moon cut diamonds that line up exactly with its 8 sides.

Unsure when this will be - I'm in no rush on this one.

 

[kenny]

I DO hope you washed it well.

 

[kenny]

If you halo it, and need design ideas ...

 

[mrs-b]

If you halo it, and need design ideas ...

Oh dear oh dear oh dear....

 

[Ibrakeforpossums]

Have you named it yet?

 

[mrs-b]

Have you named it yet?

No! And I'm not attaching some gross name that has something to do with poo to this pretty little thing!!

(Oh lordy, a terrible name just sprung to mind...and I am NOT PUTTING THAT OUT THERE!)

 

[kenny]

No! And I'm not attaching some gross name that has something to do with poo to this pretty little thing!! (Oh lordy, a terrible name just sprung to mind...and I am NOT PUTTING THAT OUT THERE!)

Oh come on! ...
Tell us! ... I'll buy you another beer ,,,

No?
Okay ... I'll rub your shoulders.

 

[Daisys and Diamonds]

A couple of days ago I had *this* exchange with an online gem vendor. I thought it might make you smile. The poor man will remain nameless!

poor man
he's probably the gem vendor version of me

 

[missy]

LOL! Autocorrect has gotten me before too and my mistake was not proofreading because I do (almost) everything so fast. I have sent some doozies out

Thanks for sharing this with us @mrs-b hysterical

Some smart phones aren't too smart..."I'm a gluten for punishment" (or maybe it is us humans but LOL never mind I won't go there haha)

 

[Matata]

Many many years ago a young man shared his elaborate proposal plan in the Proposal Ideas forum. On the day of his proposal he told us he couldn't wait to poop the question and came back later to tell us he pooped the question and she said yes

 

[mrs-b]

Many many years ago a young man shared his elaborate proposal plan in the Proposal Ideas forum. On the day of his proposal he told us he couldn't wait to poop the question and came back later to tell us he pooped the question and she said yes

Too many jokes, too little time.....

 

[Lookinagain]

Too many jokes, too little time.....

I'm always up for a good laugh, especially if it's from true life. So bring them on.

 

[Ibrakeforpossums]

May we see this garnet? I'm sure no one will think about when the birds get into the berries.

 

[mrs-b]

She's actually very beautiful, @Ibrakeforpossums! She's 9 sided, and I intend to set her with 9 tiny half moon diamonds around her in 18kt rose gold - probably bezel set. 'Leaves' on the shank.

 

[Ibrakeforpossums]

She looks like you found her in a garden! Garnets have so much variety, so fun. I can't wait to see the setting you describe.

 

[canuk-gal]

She's actually very beautiful, @Ibrakeforpossums! She's 9 sided, and I intend to set her with 9 tiny half moon diamonds around her in 18kt rose gold - probably bezel set. 'Leaves' on the shank.

Very beautiful!!!!!! No horse pile here!