To cheer us up, the memes thread

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[Garnetgirl]

A doctor is trying to get his patient, an extremely overweight

man, to curb his appetite and lose weight. "I want you to eat

what you always do for two days, then skip a day, then repeat

this for two weeks. When you come back, you should have

lost five pounds."



A month later when the patient returns, he's lost 25 pounds.

The doctor is amazed. "Was it hard to follow my instructions?"

he asks.



"Well, on the third day, I thought I'd die," the man replied.



The doctor nodded, "From hunger?"



"No," the man replied, "From the skipping."

 

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