Don't read this

[kenny]

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic one.
Acetaminophen is marketed as Tylenol, Aleve is Naproxen, Amoxil is Amoxicillin, and Advil is Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
A 97-trillion-dollar study by a team of government scientists came up with six possibilities.
Those are Mycoxafloppin, Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the term cocktail.
Pepsi will market their new concoction under the name, Mount & Do.

… and finally our thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means a large elderly population with large perky boobs, stiffies but absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

 

[JewelFreak]

 

[madelise]

You kill me!

 

[kenny]

You kill me!

Don't blame me.
If you didn't read it, as instructed, you wouldn't be dead.

 

[ckrickett]

 

[tyty333]

Oh Kenny, you crack me up! Pour a stiff one...Hahahaaa

 

[NOYFB]

ROFLOL

 

[Dancing Fire]

Kenny
Let us know if it works for you... of course you must post pics...

 

[kenny]

Kenny
Let us know if it works for you... of course you must post pics...

They don't make lenses that are that wide angle, but if you want to contribute pics I'll lend you my highest-magnificaiton macro gear.
It even helped a girdle inscription look huge.

 

[movie zombie]

funny! I've copied it to post on another forum!

 

[arkieb1]

Since we are already on the topic of Viagra jokes...... you have to check out this ring that is supposed to be a genuine 1870s Phallus Intaglio ring;

http://www.ebay.com/itm/UNUSUAL-ANTIQUE-ENGLISH-C19th-GILT-ROMAN-STYLE-PHALLUS-EROTIC-INTAGLIO-RING-1870-/221429141173?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item338e348eb5

I wonder if the guy that used to wear it had issues. I wonder what his wife or girlfriends though of him wearing it??? I've never seen another true Antique Intaglio like it, I wonder if we can talk DF or someone into buying it......

 

[tyty333]

Since we are already on the topic of Viagra jokes...... you have to check out this ring that is supposed to be a genuine 1870s Phallus Intaglio ring;

http://www.ebay.com/itm/UNUSUAL-ANTIQUE-ENGLISH-C19th-GILT-ROMAN-STYLE-PHALLUS-EROTIC-INTAGLIO-RING-1870-/221429141173?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item338e348eb5

I wonder if the guy that used to wear it had issues. I wonder what his wife or girlfriends though of him wearing it??? I've never seen another true Antique Intaglio like it, I wonder if we can talk DF or someone into buying it......

Wow! Now I've seen everything! Typical guys ego...just a little out of proportion!

 

[arkieb1]

Since we are already on the topic of Viagra jokes...... you have to check out this ring that is supposed to be a genuine 1870s Phallus Intaglio ring;

http://www.ebay.com/itm/UNUSUAL-ANTIQUE-ENGLISH-C19th-GILT-ROMAN-STYLE-PHALLUS-EROTIC-INTAGLIO-RING-1870-/221429141173?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item338e348eb5

I wonder if the guy that used to wear it had issues. I wonder what his wife or girlfriends though of him wearing it??? I've never seen another true Antique Intaglio like it, I wonder if we can talk DF or someone into buying it......

Wow! Now I've seen everything! Typical guys ego...just a little out of proportion!

I agree - I've seen a lot of cameo rings and Intaglio rings but NEVER one like that

 

[Dancing Fire]

Since we are already on the topic of Viagra jokes...... you have to check out this ring that is supposed to be a genuine 1870s Phallus Intaglio ring;

http://www.ebay.com/itm/UNUSUAL-ANTIQUE-ENGLISH-C19th-GILT-ROMAN-STYLE-PHALLUS-EROTIC-INTAGLIO-RING-1870-/221429141173?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item338e348eb5

I wonder if the guy that used to wear it had issues. I wonder what his wife or girlfriends though of him wearing it??? I've never seen another true Antique Intaglio like it, I wonder if we can talk DF or someone into buying it......

I am not gonna buy this ring from Kenny!

 

[kenny]

I am not gonna buy this ring from Kenny!

Stick with an Octavia, bro.

 

[ericad]

OMG, Mount & Do...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[dk168]

I found the original post quite funny, even when I knew Viagra has a generic name in the UK from Day 1 of its launch.

DK

 

[April20]

You just made my evening. I needed a chuckle.

 

[swingirl]