Got any jokes?

[kenny]

 

[kenny]

 

[missy]

That middle meme is so true.

 

[missy]

What do you call an angry nut?
A pissed stacio.

 

[missy]

A Blonde goes to the Doctor & says that everywhere she touches herself it hurts. The Doctor says ok, show him. She touches her cheek & yells ow, touches her arm, says ow. Everywhere she touches she has pain. Finally the Doctor stops her, & says I know what is wrong with you. Blondie says what is wrong with me? He says you have a broken finger.

 

[missy]

 

[missy]

 

[Rockdiamond]

Granny had been a widow for years. They decided to try to do something exciting for her- so they sent over a gigilo.
He knocks and she answers the door.
“I’m here to give you super sex!!”

I’ll have the soup please

 

[kenny]

 

[missy]

 

[kenny]

This just in ... POTUS has a chance of reaching 270 ...

He only has to lose 30 pounds.

 

[Garnetgirl]

My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were $70. Forget it, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.

 

[Garnetgirl]

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 a.m.
Can you believe that! 2:30 a.m? Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes.

 

[Garnetgirl]

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

 

[Garnetgirl]

 

[kenny]

Apparently my family is racist.

I introduced them to my black girlfriend and they all started yelling at us ... especially my wife.

 

[kenny]

Three cops kicked in my door with guns drawn and yelled "Come out with your hands up!"

So I threw my arms in the air and yelled "I'M GAY!".

 

[MamaBee]

A Blonde goes to the Doctor & says that everywhere she touches herself it hurts. The Doctor says ok, show him. She touches her cheek & yells ow, touches her arm, says ow. Everywhere she touches she has pain. Finally the Doctor stops her, & says I know what is wrong with you. Blondie says what is wrong with me? He says you have a broken finger.

This killed me..hahaha

 

[kenny]

This gal or guy is a genius.

 

[Made in London]

This gal or guy is a genius.

Hahahaha!!!

 

[kenny]

 

[missy]

 

[missy]

 

[Cozystitches]

I have TOTALLY told people this....

 

[kenny]

 

[Karl_K]

It was a mouse to chair interface error.
Used that one on a client once.
He called me up 10 min later and said you jerk.

 

[kenny]

It's brilliant when someone turns a lemon into lemonade ...

 

[missy]

 

[kenny]

I just won 10 million bucks in the Lottery.
I believe in sharing, so I donated a quarter of it to charity.

I'm pretty sure I can make ends meet with the remaining $9,999,999.75

 

[missy]