Got any jokes?

[kenny]

Musician Joke
Someone suggested trying a CMaj after the G7 conference to resolve.things

LOL

 

[kenny]

 

[jaysonsmom]

 

[junebug17]

 

[kenny]

I was shocked, I tell you shocked, when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.



I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger and larger.
Then it hit me.

 

[jaysonsmom]

 

[kenny]

Hahahaha.

 

[kenny]

 

[Gussie]

So glad you're back, @kenny!

 

[canuk-gal]

So glad you're back, @kenny!

LOL. Yup. Tabasco needed for Christmas creep.

 

[kenny]

 

[kenny]

You shouldn't ask your husband to use your vacuum because he assumes it starts the same way his gas lawn mower does.



Kenny ... looking for his flame suit.

 

[kenny]

 

[kenny]

 

[kenny]

 

[junebug17]

 

[Rockdiamond]

A guy is hitchhiking- someone stops to pick him up.
Once they start to drive the passenger says
“ That was brave picking me up -thanks!”
“Brave.....why?” asks the driver.
“Well, I could be a homicidal maniac”, says the hitchhiker.

“I wasn't worried" says the driver. "What’s the odds of there being TWO homicidal maniacs in this car at the same time?".....ooof!!

 

[kenny]

Hahahah!

 

[canuk-gal]

HI:

Why couldn't the pumpkin cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

cheers--Sharon

 

[kenny]

Ego walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I need to see your ID".

When I asked Siri why I I've never found love she turned on my iPhone's front camera.

 

[jaysonsmom]

 

[missy]

All true but for me the "who in the world is calling me at 9PM is more like who in the world is calling me at 8PM.

 

[missy]

 

[kenny]

Did'ja hear about the guy who was killed by a shark during his honeymoon?

The poor guy didn't suffer long.
He was only married three days.

 

[missy]

 

[princessandthepear]

A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewelry and money< The man started sobbing and said, "Brother, you can take anything you want but please untie the rope and free her."
Thief: "You must really love your wife!"
Husband: "No, she is my neighbor"s wife. My wife will be home soon."

 

[kenny]

LOL!

 

[Rockdiamond]

Another one for the musicians....

I hate the key of Em
It gives me the E-B-G-B's

 

[maita13]

 

[kenny]