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Matata, who, after consuming a bucket sized top shelf margarita at dinner followed by a pint of Haagen Dasz, is incapable of speaking about herself in first person and is heading off to bed, weaving up the hall toward the bedroom, bouncing off the walls in an effort to ambulate in a straight line.
Why doesn't anyone make a Virgin Margarita the way they make Virgin Marys and Virgin Pina Coladas?
In the middle of cooking dinner and preparing the cats's meals, the kitchen sink clogged. I turned on the disposer, nothing. Poured in some Drano. Nothing. Intuition told me to look under the sink. There was water coming out of the trap. I touched the trap and the whole pipe fell off spilling Drano water all over the place. Fortunately the cats were locked in the laundry room waiting for their food or they would have tried to play in the water. Meanwhile I forgot I had a pot of pasta boiling on the stove which boiled over and created another mess. Called the on-call plumber who politely said he'd be glad to come over and their weekend rate is $295 an hour. I didn't care. I had a hungry husband and 4 hungry cats to feed and a puddle of poisoned water in the sink and all over the floor. I would have gladly paid twice the rate to get it fixed right away. Just finished cleaning up the mess now. First comes a martini, then a hot shower, then bed.
Why isn't it called a lemonganate or a pomelemon?pomegranate lemon drop
Anybody wanna guess what happens when one is home alone and gets a hankering for a martini and decides to dance around the kitchen like a twerking fool and the lid flies of the shaker? Anybody?
I made it shortly before DH came home so we could share it and I had to spend considerable time assuring him that I am not an alcoholic even though I was drenched in booze and smelled like a distillery.