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Feet in the stir-ups isn’t my idea of a good time.
Unless one is a fan of sado masochism

Feet in the stir-ups isn’t my idea of a good time.
Matata had 3 maRTINIS for dinner. She had biopsies of her lady bits today to determine if she has cancer. She has dubious pleasure of informing DH that doctr said "nothing should be inserted into your vagina for a week." Matata'ss alter ego Amatito wrote this. Mahybe we need a 24 hour post. Matata wants all lady bits removed and thrown in trash regardless of gtest results. Dr. is not so sure. MaTATA needs a nap. Amatito wants nother martini.
An old colleague of mine died in the middle of the night of a heart attack. He was in his late 40s.
We weren't close by any means, but man, it really puts things in perspective.
Unless one is a fan of sado masochismWhere is @PintoBean or @Jambalaya? I'm sure they'd have some pithy insight. The effect of the martinis is wearing off so I'm heading for the Advil and hopefully a good night's sleep. By the way, doncha just love it when the doc says "just relax this will only take a minute"? Yeah sure, let me show you how I can crush walnuts with my lady bits.
I'm never making banana bread with crushed walnuts again![]()
About the brevity of life...I iMessaged a friend last Sunday and she didn’t write back.
The next morning her obituary was posted on FB that she died.
She was in hospice and even during her trials & tribulations, up to the last day, she posted the most uplifting fun posts.
That's OK. We don't need walnuts. This is way yummier anyway.
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Banana Chocolate Chip Bread
This chocolate chip banana bread is sweet and moist thanks to the addition of very ripe bananas; lots of chocolate chips turn it into a special treat!www.allrecipes.com
it is very moist
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HI:
My good pal told me I needed to practice "Tiffany self care". She is a genius!!!!
cheers--Sharon
HI:
I actually watched most of the Oscars last night--and LOVED Eminem. I'd forgotten how much I loved that song Lose Yourself...….
cheers--Sharon
About the brevity of life...I iMessaged a friend last Sunday and she didn’t write back.
The next morning her obituary was posted on FB that she died.
She was in hospice and even during her trials & tribulations, up to the last day, she posted the most uplifting fun posts.
Yeah nothing like the death of someone young to do that. We lost a few friends and a few acquaintances in the past 2 years who were relatively young. A few of them we were close to...
Puts it all in perspective.
Matata had 3 maRTINIS for dinner. She had biopsies of her lady bits today to determine if she has cancer. She has dubious pleasure of informing DH that doctr said "nothing should be inserted into your vagina for a week." Matata'ss alter ego Amatito wrote this. Mahybe we need a 24 hour post. Matata wants all lady bits removed and thrown in trash regardless of gtest results. Dr. is not so sure. MaTATA needs a nap. Amatito wants nother martini.
I hope your biopsy is negative...I hope you will get good news soon so you can have 3+ more Martinis to celebrate..
Okay..That happened to me with a colonoscopy. They dropped a suspicious polyp so it couldn’t be tested. I’m going to go back sooner than they said to go....They called it “Watchful Waiting”...I’m hoping it will be good news for you..I think the fact that they’re waiting is a good sign. They’re not rushing to do anything. xoThanks Mamabean. Unfortunately, they didn't get enough tissue for the lab to use so we're just going to monitor things for another year unless I start to experience symptoms that are ominous.
That happened to me with a colonoscopy. They dropped a suspicious polyp so it couldn’t be tested.
I’m a mother of three boys @Matata...There’s nothing that can gross me out..I had three teenage boys...trust me...lolOh Geez. So sorry that happened. I had my first (and last) colonoscopy today. We can send people to the moon but we can't figure out a more pleasant way to perform this procedure? After pooping for 2 solid days and ending up with a butthole that feels as though a flaming sword is stuck in it, they want to shove a camera up there!!?? The only fun part was the propofol, lol. No issues were found so I don't have to ever have another. They figure if I made it 65 years without a polyp, I'm good for the long term. Sorry if TMI.
@Matata I'm a nurse so no such thing as TMI in my world! Now which artist was it that sang 'Ring of Fire'.
Hope you are having a better day today!
Propofol is rather good fun isn't it!
Me too @missy..but I was tired enough that when I went home I took a wonderful nap. I can’t nap so that was like heaven to me..Funny how we are all different. I found Propofol served its purpose (keeping me under while my endoscopy was being performed) but when I woke I was very tired. I didn't get that restful sleep so many others enjoy.
Me too @missy..but I was tired enough that when I went home I took a wonderful nap. I can’t nap so that was like heaven to me..