I'm embarrassed to tell anyone else...

[Brown.Eyed.Girl]

But one of the high points of my day was finding out Petco now carried Merrick and Before Grain wet food for cats, as well as Wellness Core. Yup I'm a crazy cat lady, but I know the cat lovers here will understand!

So what are you embarrassed to tell your real-life friends but can tell PSers?

 

[Astra]

I call my dog "my baby" , sometimes my husband even calls me "mommy" .

And right now I'm drunk and I only had ONE beer

 

[kenny]

What I paid for a quarter carat green diamond.
They would call the guys with the padded truck and straight jacket.

 

[Nashville]

When I was in 6th grade I aspired to be the first female member of New Kids on the Block

 

[ForteKitty]

... that i've always wanted to write my name in snow... with pee... like the guys.

 

[gemgirl]

I call my dog "my baby" , sometimes my husband even calls me "mommy" .

And right now I'm drunk and I only had ONE beer

LOL Astra! My husband's been calling me "Big Momma" for years. Long before the movie came out. People think it's hysterical because I'm such a small lady.

 

[gemgirl]

What would I not tell my real life friends?

Today I was planning to spend the day at home because I'm so exhausted from all of the medical stuff I've had to deal with recently, but instead, I threw some clothes on and ponytailed my hair just so I could go to Staples to fax a sketch of a custom piece I'm making to Whiteflash. I'm such a goofball really. I am so tired, I came home from Staples and fell asleep for a while. I really shouldn't have been behind the wheel today .

 

[Autumnovember]

I call my dog "my baby" , sometimes my husband even calls me "mommy" .

And right now I'm drunk and I only had ONE beer

We do the same!


I wish I could only get drunk off one beer, thats fantastic! Less calories used, less money spent

 

[Autumnovember]

... that i've always wanted to write my name in snow... with pee... like the guys.

 

[kenny]

... that i've always wanted to write my name in snow... with pee... like the guys.

You've never read that book, "Urine Luck!" by I.P Freely?

http://www.esarcasm.com/2070/urine-luck-women-earn-right-to-pee-freely/

 

[ForteKitty]

dammit that site is in the adult/mature content category.. blocked!! is it like a funnel thing that aims out, made for camping? i'm always afraid it'd somehow leak all over me. and i want projection!!!

 

[jaysonsmom]

I'm a closet junk food eater. I have half a Hostess Cherry pie in my desk drawer, and I'm suppose to be somewhat of a healthy eater.

 

[kenny]

dammit that site is in the adult/mature content category.. blocked!! is it like a funnel thing that aims out, made for camping? i'm always afraid it'd somehow leak all over me. and i want projection!!!

Yes.
Do you think I could get rich making an equivalent thing for guys?
It would compresses his junk so he'd have to pull down his pants and squat.
You know, equal rights and all.

Sorry I just had a glass of wine so I'm PWD.

 

[Brown.Eyed.Girl]

I call my dog "my baby" , sometimes my husband even calls me "mommy" .

And right now I'm drunk and I only had ONE beer

Both my mom and I respectively call our puppies and kittens our babies. My mom refers to my kittens as her grandchildren, lol.

 

[Miss Sparkly]

But one of the high points of my day was finding out Petco now carried Merrick and Before Grain wet food for cats, as well as Wellness Core. Yup I'm a crazy cat lady, but I know the cat lovers here will understand!

So what are you embarrassed to tell your real-life friends but can tell PSers?

Last year I woke up at 4am to be the first one in line at Petsmart for an AMAZING sale on their cat trees. $75 instead of almost $300 My dad and I grabbed coffee, blankets and food and we were the first to arrive! Guess what? By the time the doors opened only one other person had shown up - for the excellent dog food sale that was going on too. At least I got my pick of the three trees they were offering

The cat now lives with my dad. He's been a great companion to him after his dog died. Anyway, Milo and Taz (my dogs) send Lloyd (my dad's cat) gifts for the holidays and vice versa. The best one was when I hid catnip inside a Christmas card and my dad couldn't figure out at first why Lloyd kept jumping on the countertop and knawing at the corners of the card

 

[kelpie]

dammit that site is in the adult/mature content category.. blocked!! is it like a funnel thing that aims out, made for camping? i'm always afraid it'd somehow leak all over me. and i want projection!!!

When I was in Alaska I used a device called a pstyle. It was a bit iffy, but could be accomplished with practice.

 

[monarch64]

... that i've always wanted to write my name in snow... with pee... like the guys.

so did I. So, I did it once...by peeing in a cup and dispersing my urine into the snow around the snowman they had built and peed their names around. It was the BEST. God love college shenanigans, especially when your college boyfriend lived directly across the street from the best bar in town.

Fortekitty, when winter comes, I hereby order you to pee in a cup and use it to write your name in the snow. Use a funnel, use a measuring cup, who cares?!?!!!!

 

[monarch64]

B.E.G.--I thought you WERE the crazy cat lady until I realized that I 'knew' you. Hope all is well with the kitties AND doggies.

Wow.

I am embarrassed to tell anyone else that I now (just for now) live in a terrible college rental! 3 BR's, 1 Ba, huge lot next to a creek, attached garage...but if any of you rolled up to our house you would be like "OMG! Can't believe Monnie lives here!" It's truly awful. I can't even detail why...it's just a college rental that SO has lived in for the past 4 years and been a guy in. He's built a deck off the back, a fireplace, horseshoe pits, it's a gorgeous lot with a creek, etc.....it's just a total bachelor pad. We need a HOUSE, toute de suite.

 

[yssie]

But one of the high points of my day was finding out Petco now carried Merrick and Before Grain wet food for cats, as well as Wellness Core. Yup I'm a crazy cat lady, but I know the cat lovers here will understand!

So what are you embarrassed to tell your real-life friends but can tell PSers?

Last year I woke up at 4am to be the first one in line at Petsmart for an AMAZING sale on their cat trees. $75 instead of almost $300 My dad and I grabbed coffee, blankets and food and we were the first to arrive! Guess what? By the time the doors opened only one other person had shown up - for the excellent dog food sale that was going on too. At least I got my pick of the three trees they were offering

The cat now lives with my dad. He's been a great companion to him after his dog died. Anyway, Milo and Taz (my dogs) send Lloyd (my dad's cat) gifts for the holidays and vice versa. The best one was when I hid catnip inside a Christmas card and my dad couldn't figure out at first why Lloyd kept jumping on the countertop and knawing at the corners of the card

I'm sorry about your dad's dog, Sparkly I had to laugh at these posts though. Costco started carrying cat trees at incredible prices and we scooped up three of them the very first morning, afraid they would disappear, and three months later there were still at least ten waiting for homes

We found some amazing beaches on our honeymoon in Greece. The beaches were solitary, the water was gorgeous, the opportunity to roast myself and get rid of a year of tanlines was irresistible, and I spent a happy two hours or so scavenging for pretty rocks whilst DH followed me 'round holding the baggies. We carried home two full sandwich-bags of Crete's rocks. Not something I'm planning to share with non-PSers

 

[Octavia]

I call my dog "my baby" , sometimes my husband even calls me "mommy" .

And right now I'm drunk and I only had ONE beer

Both my mom and I respectively call our puppies and kittens our babies. My mom refers to my kittens as her grandchildren, lol.

My mother does this, too! I'll call to say hello and she's like, "Hi, how's my grandkitty? Oh, yeah, and...um...how are you and your hubby?" Once we have kids, she's never going to pay attention to me ever again.

 

[MonkeyPie]

My husband and I call each other Daddy and Mama when the baby is around I think it's cute.

I can't think of anything embarrassing at the moment, but I am sure something will happen today to fix that. LOL.

 

[CourtLynB]

.....how much time I actually spend reading posts on PS................

 

[ForteKitty]

... that i've always wanted to write my name in snow... with pee... like the guys.

so did I. So, I did it once...by peeing in a cup and dispersing my urine into the snow around the snowman they had built and peed their names around. It was the BEST. God love college shenanigans, especially when your college boyfriend lived directly across the street from the best bar in town.

Fortekitty, when winter comes, I hereby order you to pee in a cup and use it to write your name in the snow. Use a funnel, use a measuring cup, who cares?!?!!!!

Hahaha... our annual snowboarding trip is going to be in Utah this year... this is going to be interesting! (i only get to see snow once or twice a year.. sucks!)

 

[reader]

I'm thinking of making a diamond toe ring from an earring I found on Ebay.

 

[Puppmom]

In private, my DH calls me "Roni" - short for Tenderoni because he was impressed that I knew all of the words to Bobby Brown's "hit single" Tenderoni. He started calling me that as a joke and it stuck.

...the truth about Roni, she's a sweet old girl about the sweetest little girl in the whole wide world. She'll make the toughest homeboy fall deep in love...