FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH:
1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.
2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
4. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.
5. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
6. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
8. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
9. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
10. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"
11. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
12. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
13. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
14. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL BREAK-IN AND CLEAN THEM?
15. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
16. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
17. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MUTE, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
18. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?
19. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?
20. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
21. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
22. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?
23. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?
24. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
25. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
26. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?
27. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
28. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?
29. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?
30. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?
31. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
32. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?
33. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?
Jimmianne|1484738038|4116200 said:Missy, yay about Greg. I'm sorry you had to wait so long for the results but now things are sunny, even if it's a rainy day.
Scandinavian said:Missy, I was thinking 2 in total weight, but hey - 2 is a good number! You little enabler you... I'll save.. lol! Only joking! I'll make DH pay Please tell me I don't need G colour or better...
Jimmianne, you were so good to not do any impulse shopping! I'm not sure I'll be as good...
missy|1484738383|4116203 said:Jimmianne|1484738038|4116200 said:Missy, yay about Greg. I'm sorry you had to wait so long for the results but now things are sunny, even if it's a rainy day.
Yes and thank you Jimmianne! That makes it a sunny day no matter the weather for sure.
So when should I start planning your next visit here?
And reading to distract us from bling? No no no, you have that all wrong. It is bling that distracts us from our lives you silly girl.
Reading is just an enjoyable pastime but bling that is our mission.
Scandinavian said:Missy, I was thinking 2 in total weight, but hey - 2 is a good number! You little enabler you... I'll save.. lol! Only joking! I'll make DH pay Please tell me I don't need G colour or better...
Jimmianne, you were so good to not do any impulse shopping! I'm not sure I'll be as good...
Scandi, LOL no you're good. We can absolutely go to L color I think. Especially on the ears. So 2 carats each LVS (maybe even SI depending) OEC on the ears. You will appreciate the chunky faceting and the soft glow of the OECs at that size.
rainwood|1484590351|4115753 said:It posted 5 times!!! I'm like that annoying old lady who keeps telling the same story over again!! It wouldn't post last night so I kept stopping it and trying again then gave up and went to bed. Sorry for that!
Scandinavian|1484825289|4116480 said:Missy, you are right, my studs are small (!) About 0.5 total maybe? That is why I want another pair
Scandinavian|1484825332|4116481 said:Oh, and it is definitely "hunting"
missy|1484825567|4116482 said:Scandinavian|1484825289|4116480 said:Missy, you are right, my studs are small (!) About 0.5 total maybe? That is why I want another pair
Yes exactly what I was thinking. Good to know I wasn't totally mistaken. With the smaller OECs it is just not as easy to appreciate the chunky beautiful faceting so something to think about. Try on larger studs and see how comfortable they are. I cannot talk on the phone with most of my earrings and take off my earrings (no matter the size) when I will be on the phone for any length of time. It is worth it for the joy and beauty of wearing beautiful bling.
How about OEC dangles?
Scandinavian|1484825332|4116481 said:Oh, and it is definitely "hunting"
The *only* hunting I approve of just fyi!