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Ideal_Rock
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Missy missy missy. I leave you alone for one week to cruise around the Spanish and Portuguese coasts and just look what you've gone and done.
Yes, I just got back today. And yes I am somewhat upset to hear of your news. How in the world...?
Firstly, I am so very sorry that you have spectacularly broken your tibia and fibula. You are a very active person and for this to happen to you is beyond cruel. I'm shaking my fist at the gods. Grrrrrr.
You WILL ride again. I'm absolutely sure that if you can't recover from this, no one can.
Secondly, what is this Percocet nonsense they've got you on? A quick google reveals it has oxycodone. All very well, but it's not going to work unless it's titrated up quickly to your pain. You need big doses. Big big doses. Its not acceptable for you to be in pain at rest. If you are still in pain, I'd seriously consider good old slow release morphine sulphate instead. Are you taking an anti-inflammatory for the swelling as well? If not, why not? There may be a good orthopaedic reason why not, but do ask your doctor about it.
Thirdly, as a certified lazy person, I relish my time in bed. Nay, I positively crave it. So here are my suggestions for Barely Lifting a Finger Whilst Not Going Crazy:
1. Read. All the classics that you never got around to. Full series of books. The book thread has many varied suggestions. Read the entire series by Diana Gabaldon if you like historical fiction (with a bit of time travel. Just go with me here )
2. Learn a skill like knitting, crochet, cross stich. Any craft. Start making Christmas presents.
3. You tube. I learned a hell of a lot crazy stuff from here. Like how to wrap presents nicely. How to create different makeup looks. How to do fancy hair dos. How to make origami swans. I recommend finding the BBC documentary on perfume from a few years ago; I know you love perfumes and I really enjoyed the programme. If not on you tube, ask your wonderful man to find you a copy.
4. TV series. If you haven't seen them, give these a go: Breaking Bad, House of Cards, The walking dead, Orange is the new black, Downton Abbey, Homeland, Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation. Watch a few episodes before giving up on them.
5. Sort your paperwork. This is stuff I put off continuously. Revise your will. Research those investments you haven't had time for. Look at your pension again. Do your taxes, see your accountant. Sort your insurances: can you shop around and save money? Manage your magazine subscriptions. Switch your electricity provider. You can achieve a lot with a laptop and the internet.
6. Research and book your next holiday. It's a long slow recovery so don't book anything too active too soon. I recommend cruising the Spanish and Portuguese coasts.
7. Can I get you to take up video games? I don't play myself but I know some can take up hours of your time. Plus you can get games to help exercise your upper body on wi fit. I quite like puzzle games rather than the shooting kind.
8. Learn to cook a cuisine you can't. Once you can stand you'll be able to do so much more around the house, even if you can't go out.
9. Accept practical help. I know your husband is a complete gem, but don't be hesitant to get help from other family and friends. If nothing else, it takes a little of the burden from your husband's shoulders. I'd go nuts if my friend was in your situation and didn't ask for my help. I may take to standing outside their window demanding to be let in!
10. When all else fails: bling **** on Pricescope cures all ills. I'm pretty sure there are some clinical trials that prove this
I wish I could do something, anything to help.
I'm sending you my mega load of DUST for your surgery and your SPEEDY and FULL recovery.
Ps here are some real life doctors' names to make you laugh:
Dr Nurse
Dr Paine
Dr Cream
Dr Dray
Dr Butt
Yes, I just got back today. And yes I am somewhat upset to hear of your news. How in the world...?
Firstly, I am so very sorry that you have spectacularly broken your tibia and fibula. You are a very active person and for this to happen to you is beyond cruel. I'm shaking my fist at the gods. Grrrrrr.
You WILL ride again. I'm absolutely sure that if you can't recover from this, no one can.
Secondly, what is this Percocet nonsense they've got you on? A quick google reveals it has oxycodone. All very well, but it's not going to work unless it's titrated up quickly to your pain. You need big doses. Big big doses. Its not acceptable for you to be in pain at rest. If you are still in pain, I'd seriously consider good old slow release morphine sulphate instead. Are you taking an anti-inflammatory for the swelling as well? If not, why not? There may be a good orthopaedic reason why not, but do ask your doctor about it.
Thirdly, as a certified lazy person, I relish my time in bed. Nay, I positively crave it. So here are my suggestions for Barely Lifting a Finger Whilst Not Going Crazy:
1. Read. All the classics that you never got around to. Full series of books. The book thread has many varied suggestions. Read the entire series by Diana Gabaldon if you like historical fiction (with a bit of time travel. Just go with me here )
2. Learn a skill like knitting, crochet, cross stich. Any craft. Start making Christmas presents.
3. You tube. I learned a hell of a lot crazy stuff from here. Like how to wrap presents nicely. How to create different makeup looks. How to do fancy hair dos. How to make origami swans. I recommend finding the BBC documentary on perfume from a few years ago; I know you love perfumes and I really enjoyed the programme. If not on you tube, ask your wonderful man to find you a copy.
4. TV series. If you haven't seen them, give these a go: Breaking Bad, House of Cards, The walking dead, Orange is the new black, Downton Abbey, Homeland, Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation. Watch a few episodes before giving up on them.
5. Sort your paperwork. This is stuff I put off continuously. Revise your will. Research those investments you haven't had time for. Look at your pension again. Do your taxes, see your accountant. Sort your insurances: can you shop around and save money? Manage your magazine subscriptions. Switch your electricity provider. You can achieve a lot with a laptop and the internet.
6. Research and book your next holiday. It's a long slow recovery so don't book anything too active too soon. I recommend cruising the Spanish and Portuguese coasts.
7. Can I get you to take up video games? I don't play myself but I know some can take up hours of your time. Plus you can get games to help exercise your upper body on wi fit. I quite like puzzle games rather than the shooting kind.
8. Learn to cook a cuisine you can't. Once you can stand you'll be able to do so much more around the house, even if you can't go out.
9. Accept practical help. I know your husband is a complete gem, but don't be hesitant to get help from other family and friends. If nothing else, it takes a little of the burden from your husband's shoulders. I'd go nuts if my friend was in your situation and didn't ask for my help. I may take to standing outside their window demanding to be let in!
10. When all else fails: bling **** on Pricescope cures all ills. I'm pretty sure there are some clinical trials that prove this
I wish I could do something, anything to help.
I'm sending you my mega load of DUST for your surgery and your SPEEDY and FULL recovery.
Ps here are some real life doctors' names to make you laugh:
Dr Nurse
Dr Paine
Dr Cream
Dr Dray
Dr Butt