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Old Lady Hands..

Ha Azstonie! probably, but then again, I was a coder at IBM in the EARLY early 80s.. and I know Assembler/370, C+, and a lot of other languages.. but to a whippersnapper like the 'kid', I'm sure he knows not what that means, probably uses Python or some other easy peasy language... I uploaded it straight up from my computer rather than uploading through pricescope and I think that was the issue but then again, I'm old and lazy ;-)

Peace.
 
Another one of those old lady hands! :wink2: Wonderful blingy thread!! :appl:



/aca :wavey:
 
baby monster|1452196077|3972258 said:
Well, my hands are pretty swollen from retaining lot of water at 8mos pregnant so wrinkles are smoothed out. They'll come back soon enough.
NOT OLD ENOUGH! CAN STILL INCUBATE A FETUS.
:lol:

Tekate|1452201162|3972294 said:
Ha Azstonie! probably, but then again, I was a coder at IBM in the EARLY early 80s.. and I know Assembler/370, C+, and a lot of other languages.. but to a whippersnapper like the 'kid', I'm sure he knows not what that means, probably uses Python or some other easy peasy language... I uploaded it straight up from my computer rather than uploading through pricescope and I think that was the issue but then again, I'm old and lazy ;-)

Peace.
Do you know clipper (old DOS?) If so you wouldve been useful last year in this office lol
 
Mayk|1452127156|3971903 said:
I was quietly following the thread in RT that Elle just locked down and her parting comments were we could continue to post our old lady hands. I guess they think we are all old. :bigsmile: I know I'm probably a little older than the median. DF you know our average diamond cts do you know our average age?
The avg Pser's center stone is 1.18ct, and the avg age is 32 yrs old. yes Mary, you are over the hill ... :lol:
 
My old geezer hand... :bigsmile:

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Logan Sapphire|1452191429|3972231 said:
I really hate my hands. They're very wrinkly and definitely age me, and just what is up with the crooked pinky finger tip???

I love this mixed color stack. You've inspired me to get more yellow!
 
I definitely don't feel so alone now with all the members of the old hands club! However, some of you are cheaters!!! :lol:
 
baby monster|1452196077|3972258 said:
Well, my hands are pretty swollen from retaining lot of water at 8mos pregnant so wrinkles are smoothed out. They'll come back soon enough.


Baby Monster, You know how envious I am of your beautiful hands. They just don't belong here in the old ladies hand thread! I would trade a few of my diamonds to have those hands. :waved
 
diamondseeker2006|1452222970|3972436 said:
I definitely don't feel so alone now with all the members of the old hands club! However, some of you are cheaters!!! :lol:
Not DF. He's definitely old. :lol:
 
Tekate|1452187333|3972210 said:
Marcy! gosh your rings are just gorgeous!!!! thanks for posting ! you probably did and I missed it, but I think they are stunning.

:love:

marcy|1452137922|3971994 said:
Great idea! I'll play. I am way too old admit my age but luckily I don't act my age. :lol:

Thank you Tekate! :wavey:
 
Us old ladies have gorgeous jewelry. More please. :appl:
 
I'll play with my over 40 hands...

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This thread is cracking me up. I now find myself frantically searching through my photos trying to find the worst looking shots.
Here is serious food for thought - if we women are the "old guys", then is DF the "old lady"? I'm confused. But it doesn't matter anyway because, DF, there is a distinct hint of youth to those hands that makes you a "old-wannabe". :liar:

oh! I found it... the best old-lady-hand shot. gives a little perspective -
specially to the 30-somethings.
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In the spirit of truth, this is not my hand, but what I hope to achieve! [long life, big asscher].
 
Haha yes Jimmianne, thanks for putting our "old lady" hands in perspective!

And just wanted to say I don't think 30 and 40 something year olds qualify for "old lady" status yet. Give it a few more years (decades perhaps lol) girls!
 
Dancing Fire|1452220512|3972418 said:
Mayk|1452127156|3971903 said:
I was quietly following the thread in RT that Elle just locked down and her parting comments were we could continue to post our old lady hands. I guess they think we are all old. :bigsmile: I know I'm probably a little older than the median. DF you know our average diamond cts do you know our average age?
The avg Pser's center stone is 1.18ct, and the avg age is 32 yrs old. yes Mary, you are over the hill ... :lol:

Thanks for the confirmation... I knew you would know, according to your math I'm really pretty far over the hill +21 years :eek:

DF LOVE the WATCH!!!! My DH would chop off one of my arms to own one of those :bigsmile:
 
Jimmianne|1452249133|3972556 said:
This thread is cracking me up. I now find myself frantically searching through my photos trying to find the worst looking shots.
Here is serious food for thought - if we women are the "old guys", then is DF the "old lady"? I'm confused. But it doesn't matter anyway because, DF, there is a distinct hint of youth to those hands that makes you a "old-wannabe". :liar:

oh! I found it... the best old-lady-hand shot. gives a little perspective -
specially to the 30-somethings.
036ddbf78880e3663a7279481d9a3fd7.jpg
In the spirit of truth, this is not my hand, but what I hope to achieve! [long life, big asscher].

Now that is something to aspire to, Jimmianne. It gives me an idea. We all need to have fake copies made of our favorite jewels so we can rock them in the old folks home! Stuff gets stolen in those places so you can't take your real jewels, so we'll have to have substitutes to wear! And hey, that might just be the ticket to getting the big asscher!!! :lol:
 
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The crazy dichotomy of these hands of mine; small like a 7 year olds' and wrinkly and veiny like a 70 year olds'!
 
diamondseeker2006|1452265078|3972617 said:
Jimmianne|1452249133|3972556 said:
This thread is cracking me up. I now find myself frantically searching through my photos trying to find the worst looking shots.
Here is serious food for thought - if we women are the "old guys", then is DF the "old lady"? I'm confused. But it doesn't matter anyway because, DF, there is a distinct hint of youth to those hands that makes you a "old-wannabe". :liar:

oh! I found it... the best old-lady-hand shot. gives a little perspective -
specially to the 30-somethings.
036ddbf78880e3663a7279481d9a3fd7.jpg
In the spirit of truth, this is not my hand, but what I hope to achieve! [long life, big asscher].

Now that is something to aspire to, Ame. It gives me an idea. We all need to have fake copies made of our favorite jewels so we can rock them in the old folks home! Stuff gets stolen in those places so you can't take your real jewels, so we'll have to have substitutes to wear! And hey, that might just be the ticket to getting the big asscher!!! :lol:
I just printed that out and put it on the wall with the words LIFE GOAL above it. lol

Holy moly.
 
cokitty|1452191191|3972229 said:
missy|1452165968|3972093 said:
I don't think I know the thread you are talking about MayK. Is it still on the forum or has it been deleted? Link please if it is available...Ha maybe next up should be a thread on our "old lady" necks. LOL. :oops: :cheeky:

Here are my 5 decades old hands. And a little bit of bling too. Most of my bling is older than me and that is saying something LOL.
Last 3 pics are from my visit with LLJsmom and having fun trying on some bling. The ruby and sapphire are sadly not mine. :((
Nothing wrong with your hands and your hair is to die for....I wish it was mine! Are the pictures of the sapphire and ruby rings from DBL?


Oops almost missed this. Thanks Cokitty. And yes, the sapphire and ruby rings are from DBL. my huge hands do them no justice however. They are more beautiful in person.
 
ame|1452224289|3972439 said:
diamondseeker2006|1452222970|3972436 said:
I definitely don't feel so alone now with all the members of the old hands club! However, some of you are cheaters!!! :lol:
Not DF. He's definitely old. :lol:


LMAO!
 
Blingalingaling|1452194526|3972249 said:
LOL! Maybe you can see the wrinkles better from this angle!

Bling, excuse me. Can you please remove that GINORMOUS BOULDER from the picture? It's completely obscuring the view of any appendage. Thank you very much. :lol:
 
great thread!

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LOL, LLJsmom!!! ...Create a diversion and always keep 'em guessing!!! ;)
 
Matata|1452196461|3972263 said:
I noticed a deep wrinkle in my earlobe the other day. Aging shows no mercy. I was quite upset because the wrinkle threatens to swallow my .75 diamond stud. Then I came to my senses and realized I'd just have to get bigger studs and cover that darn wrinkle. There are some benefits to wrinkling.

LOL Matata! This thread is kicking my butt...so entertaining but some are cheating...they may be "old" but their hands are not wrinkled.
 
My old hands adorn an OEC from Old World Diamonds in a custom setting from ERD. They have lots of wrinkles but I worked hard earning every one of them. The good thing is, I think the bling is a great wrinkle distraction.

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Dancing Fire|1452220934|3972420 said:
My old geezer hand... :bigsmile:


Dancing Fire, I love your wife's diamond too! My husband really wants your watch.
 
These old lady hands raised 4 babies and now a grand baby. Very proud of these old hands!

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Dancing Fire|1452220934|3972420 said:
My old geezer hand... :bigsmile:


DF, I love this photo with your watch! Very elegant.

cheers, Sharon
 
So far everyone's hands are beautiful . I got a set of hands that are 46 years old but no sun screen while driving up and down Southern California freeways has given them sun spots. Now I wear driving gloves all year round . Jewelry by DK and IDJ. Unmaintained nails included !!

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Calliecake|1452297353|3972947 said:
Dancing Fire|1452220934|3972420 said:
My old geezer hand... :bigsmile:


Dancing Fire, I love your wife's diamond too! My husband really wants your watch.
Then you should surprise him.. :wink2:
 
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