PS Silly Thread

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

That was beautiful *sniff*. If only the prickly bushes would have a trim now and then. It would make my pathetic existance so much nicer.

 

[galeteia]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

I was managing pretty well until I got to "the crux or the crotch of the matter" and then I couldn't keep in the giggles anymore.

eta: Serious answer: depends what we are disagreeing on. If you prefer vanilla vs chocolate, it's neither here nor there. If you feel sexual assault victims are at fault, I may or may not admit to hoping you die in a fire.

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

I was managing pretty well until I got to "the crux or the crotch of the matter" and then I couldn't keep in the giggles anymore.

 

[Matata]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Awwww Maisie, Haven really does love you. She wrote you a beautiful poem while my approach to a wilting flower is to mulch it with manure.

 

[Haven]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Awwww Maisie, Haven really does love you. She wrote you a beautiful poem while my approach to a wilting flower is to mulch it with manure.

Wait--am I the manure in this scenario? Are you the mulcher? Must it always be about classifying people? WHY DO YOU ALWAYS INSIST ON DOING THIS?!

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

I was managing pretty well until I got to "the crux or the crotch of the matter" and then I couldn't keep in the giggles anymore.

eta: Serious answer: depends what we are disagreeing on. If you prefer vanilla vs chocolate, it's neither here nor there. If you feel sexual assault victims are at fault, I may or may not admit to hoping you die in a fire.

Ooh good answer!!

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Awwww Maisie, Haven really does love you. She wrote you a beautiful poem while my approach to a wilting flower is to mulch it with manure.

Wait--am I the manure in this scenario? Are you the mulcher? Must it always be about classifying people? WHY DO YOU ALWAYS INSIST ON DOING THIS?!

There is always one who reduces everything to poop.

 

[Haven]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....


Matata is our poop reductionist!
POOP REDUCTIONIST! Neener neener neener!

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Matata is our poop reductionist!
POOP REDUCTIONIST! Neener neener neener!

Oh my!! I really am laughing my head off now!!!

 

[Matata]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Matata is our poop reductionist!
POOP REDUCTIONIST! Neener neener neener!

I am humbled and pleased to accept the mantle of poop reductionist and will carry out my responsibilities with honor, sound judgment, and fairness to all.

Can't wait to see the pin, hoping it's made with brown diamonds. Herewith is the chant you all must say when I enter a thread:
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Some people think it's funny,
But it's really dark and runny,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
It needn't cause you pain,
You just sit and let it drain,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
It's painful as it issues
From those hot and burning tissues,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
It's stinky, brown and smelly
As it chugs out of your belly,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
It's made of corn and beans
And it comes in shades of greens,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Diarrhea, bum, bum!

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Matata is our poop reductionist!
POOP REDUCTIONIST! Neener neener neener!

I am humbled and pleased to accept the mantle of poop reductionist and will carry out my responsibilities with honor, sound judgment, and fairness to all.

Can't wait to see the pin, hoping it's made with brown diamonds. Herewith is the chant you all must say when I enter a thread:
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Some people think it's funny,
But it's really dark and runny,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
It needn't cause you pain,
You just sit and let it drain,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
It's painful as it issues
From those hot and burning tissues,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
It's stinky, brown and smelly
As it chugs out of your belly,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
It's made of corn and beans
And it comes in shades of greens,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Diarrhea, bum, bum!

Wouldn't it be funnier to chant it as you leave?

 

[Haven]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

MATATA--I love your chant! You have your own PS theme song and it's PRICELESS.

My laughter is getting in the way of my ability to type.

 

[Matata]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

ROFL, yes Maisie, you are absolutely correct, however, as the PS Pooper Scooper, I need something to signal my entry. What, pray tell, do you suggest? (asking with great trepidation and heading for the whiskey bottle)

 

[atroop711]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

If I know it's an issue that many ppl will have different views on, I will agree to disagree BUT if I know it's something that I'm 100% correct and I know the person is just being stubborn or a total PITA...I will keep at it like there's no tomorrow. My husband knows, I don't argue unless I'm 100% sure of what I'm talking about. If someone is trying to make me look stupid, they're in for a long fight (if I know I'm right)

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Jump High
Jump Low
Tie your boobies in a bow

Move left
Move right
Put your valuables out of sight

Kick one
Kick two
Mind where you put your shoe

Cos when it comes to poop
She has the scoop
There is no denying
When the poop is flying
There is no-one finer
With her sharp one liners

M A T A T A ...... *JUMP WITH HIGH SPLITS* MATATA THE POOP MASTER!!

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

If I know it's an issue that many ppl will have different views on, I will agree to disagree BUT if I know it's something that I'm 100% correct and I know the person is just being stubborn or a total PITA...I will keep at it like there's no tomorrow. My husband knows, I don't argue unless I'm 100% sure of what I'm talking about. If someone is trying to make me look stupid, they're in for a long fight (if I know I'm right)

I agree. I think its always best to sit quiet if its something you can't win. I know what you mean about being right and fighting your corner though. I do that! And win!

 

[Haven]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

I am ROLLING with laughter over here, Maisie!

There is no denying
When the poop is flying

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

I am ROLLING with laughter over here, Maisie!

There is no denying
When the poop is flying

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

I know my rhyming skills are inferior to yours but I gave it my best shot

 

[HollyS]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Yes, the poo really is flying here!

I don't know whose poem/rhyme/song I like bestest. But I'm thinking Matata's diarrhea ditty may win out.

 

[sillyberry]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

I think a book of angsty "Ode to PS" poems should be the next book for charity...

 

[Matata]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Jump High
Jump Low
Tie your boobies in a bow

Move left
Move right
Put your valuables out of sight

Kick one
Kick two
Mind where you put your shoe

Cos when it comes to poop
She has the scoop
There is no denying
When the poop is flying
There is no-one finer
With her sharp one liners

M A T A T A ...... *JUMP WITH HIGH SPLITS* MATATA THE POOP MASTER!!

Oh PULEEZE, I go out to dinner and return here to find that my gender has been bent. I am the poop MISTRESS. Flouncing off in a huff.

 

[Matata]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

but thank you Maisie for your excellent contribution. So glad it wasn't "God Save the Queen" much too pretentious for me.

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

*comes in to clear up the discarded beer and wine bottles and to sweep up the take out wrappers.*

 

[Haven]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

*comes in to clear up the discarded beer and wine bottles and to sweep up the take out wrappers.*

*Brought the garbage bags and Lysol wipes.*

You throw a GREAT party, Maisie!

 

[ksinger]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

*comes in to clear up the discarded beer and wine bottles and to sweep up the take out wrappers.*

*Brought the garbage bags and Lysol wipes.*

You throw a GREAT party, Maisie!

Cat's back in bondage I see. The little pervert.

 

[Haven]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

*comes in to clear up the discarded beer and wine bottles and to sweep up the take out wrappers.*

*Brought the garbage bags and Lysol wipes.*
You throw a GREAT party, Maisie!

Cat's back in bondage I see. The little pervert.

I don't typically post this, but right now I am:
LOL!

 

[packrat]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

I'm glad the ruffled kitty is back. He looks like a circus kitty. I never knew I would/could be so concerned by the change of an avatar.

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

It was a great party. But I have to ask. Who blocked the toilet?

 

[davi_el_mejor]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

It was a great party. But I have to ask. Who blocked the toilet?

Sorry, I snuck in after most of you were passed out and took sips from all the unfinished drinks and ate most of the queso and bean dips. All I could find were paper towels.

Again, I'm really sorry.

 

[Upgradable]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

That would have been the Poop Mistress.

I have to say that I was looking through the window last night, and you gals can certainly party with the best of em! I think I saw Maisie with a lampshade on her head at one point. Again, thanks for all the laughter!!