PS Silly Thread

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

I really am gone this time. I was just checking back after tidying up my loose ends here. But I must go get gas and make a 50 mile drive now.

It was fun.

You need gas? I have gas, I'll share...

Such a classy bird.

 

[Haven]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Sorry to threadjack, but is there where I can vent about my future mother-in-law ruining my life?

You can do it here but we may not offer anything constructive. We may even pick on you for being a brat.

Maisie means that SHE will pick on you for being a brat, since she is the meanest poster EVAR!

 

[jas]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Sorry to threadjack, but is there where I can vent about my future mother-in-law ruining my life?

Sure, we're all about loving support so here it comes -- she can ruin your life only if you let her so get a grip, put on your big girl pants and give her a

I disagree with all things feline.

 

[Haven]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Full disclosure: that toenail picture made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

I really really love you Haven. But don't tell anyone else. They will be jealous and there is only so much Maisie to go around.

Is that why you follow me around and say mean things to me? I knew it! I knew it was like the boys who pick on girls at school but secretly love them. YAY! Let's get together and figure out who to gang up on together!

 

[jas]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Sorry to threadjack, but is there where I can vent about my future mother-in-law ruining my life?

You can do it here but we may not offer anything constructive. We may even pick on you for being a brat.

Maisie means that SHE will pick on you for being a brat, since she is the meanest poster EVAR!

Excuse me, I have been DIAGNOSED by a DOCTOR for being a BRAT. I am offended that you make light of my diagnosis, my doctor, and me, by extension.

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Sorry to threadjack, but is there where I can vent about my future mother-in-law ruining my life?

You can do it here but we may not offer anything constructive. We may even pick on you for being a brat.

Maisie means that SHE will pick on you for being a brat, since she is the meanest poster EVAR!

Thank you. I see that as a compliment coming from you Mswhineybabylistenstodepechemodewhilewritingdepressingyetfunnyrhymes.

 

[Matata]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Sorry to threadjack, but is there where I can vent about my future mother-in-law ruining my life?

Sure, we're all about loving support so here it comes -- she can ruin your life only if you let her so get a grip, put on your big girl pants and give her a

I disagree with all things feline.

Aiyeeeeeeeeeee those are fightin' words, you, you Harridan with a capital "H" you. Felidae rule!

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Sorry to threadjack, but is there where I can vent about my future mother-in-law ruining my life?

You can do it here but we may not offer anything constructive. We may even pick on you for being a brat.

Maisie means that SHE will pick on you for being a brat, since she is the meanest poster EVAR!

Excuse me, I have been DIAGNOSED by a DOCTOR for being a BRAT. I am offended that you make light of my diagnosis, my doctor, and me, by extension.

Well I don't believe in modern medicine. I prefer to live without that kind of fake interference. Nobody really needs to see a doctor. Its all just scare mongering. I bet you are one of those weirdos who vaccinate their kids.

 

[Haven]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Sorry to threadjack, but is there where I can vent about my future mother-in-law ruining my life?

You can do it here but we may not offer anything constructive. We may even pick on you for being a brat.

Maisie means that SHE will pick on you for being a brat, since she is the meanest poster EVAR!

Thank you. I see that as a compliment coming from you Mswhineybabylistenstodepechemodewhilewritingdepressingyetfunnyrhymes.

Oh, I see how it is.
I'm going to go write more now that everyone has chosen to ignore my MASTERPIECE ballad, which I have graciously shared with this forum by posting on this page. If everyone continues to ignore it I will give it its own thread AND put it into my signature, double-spaced, so as to to take up a foot of screen space with every future post.
HARUMPH!

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Full disclosure: that toenail picture made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

I really really love you Haven. But don't tell anyone else. They will be jealous and there is only so much Maisie to go around.

Is that why you follow me around and say mean things to me? I knew it! I knew it was like the boys who pick on girls at school but secretly love them. YAY! Let's get together and figure out who to gang up on together!

Oh what a totally good idea.

 

[Matata]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Sorry to threadjack, but is there where I can vent about my future mother-in-law ruining my life?

You can do it here but we may not offer anything constructive. We may even pick on you for being a brat.

Maisie means that SHE will pick on you for being a brat, since she is the meanest poster EVAR!

Thank you. I see that as a compliment coming from you Mswhineybabylistenstodepechemodewhilewritingdepressingyetfunnyrhymes.

Oh, I see how it is.
I'm going to go write more now that everyone has chosen to ignore my MASTERPIECE ballad, which I have graciously shared with this forum by posting on this page. If everyone continues to ignore it I will give it its own thread AND put it into my signature, double-spaced, so as to to take up a foot of screen space with every future post.
HARUMPH!

I'm trying to get through it, I keep dozing off is all.

 

[Haven]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Sorry to threadjack, but is there where I can vent about my future mother-in-law ruining my life?

You can do it here but we may not offer anything constructive. We may even pick on you for being a brat.

Maisie means that SHE will pick on you for being a brat, since she is the meanest poster EVAR!

Excuse me, I have been DIAGNOSED by a DOCTOR for being a BRAT. I am offended that you make light of my diagnosis, my doctor, and me, by extension.

I believe there are support forums created exclusively for BRATS, and if you don't like it here, PUHLEASE feel free to seek one of those out.

And by the way, my mother's former boss's daughter's boyfriend was a diagnosed BRAT, so I don't really think you can accuse me of being offensive, since I have personal, firsthand experience with the condition. Way to be judgmental.

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Sorry to threadjack, but is there where I can vent about my future mother-in-law ruining my life?

You can do it here but we may not offer anything constructive. We may even pick on you for being a brat.

Maisie means that SHE will pick on you for being a brat, since she is the meanest poster EVAR!

Thank you. I see that as a compliment coming from you Mswhineybabylistenstodepechemodewhilewritingdepressingyetfunnyrhymes.

Oh, I see how it is.
I'm going to go write more now that everyone has chosen to ignore my MASTERPIECE ballad, which I have graciously shared with this forum by posting on this page. If everyone continues to ignore it I will give it its own thread AND put it into my signature, double-spaced, so as to to take up a foot of screen space with every future post.
HARUMPH!

When are you going to realise its not all about YOU??????? You make me sick with your attention seeking. You need therapy and fast or something is going to go wrong. Maybe even *gulp* excommunication from the group....

 

[jas]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Sorry to threadjack, but is there where I can vent about my future mother-in-law ruining my life?

Sure, we're all about loving support so here it comes -- she can ruin your life only if you let her so get a grip, put on your big girl pants and give her a

I disagree with all things feline.

Aiyeeeeeeeeeee those are fightin' words, you, you Harridan with a capital "H" you. Felidae rule!

To which I aim my most powerful weapon at you:

Bwhahahahahahaha

 

[jas]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Sorry to threadjack, but is there where I can vent about my future mother-in-law ruining my life?

You can do it here but we may not offer anything constructive. We may even pick on you for being a brat.

Maisie means that SHE will pick on you for being a brat, since she is the meanest poster EVAR!

Excuse me, I have been DIAGNOSED by a DOCTOR for being a BRAT. I am offended that you make light of my diagnosis, my doctor, and me, by extension.

I believe there are support forums created exclusively for BRATS, and if you don't like it here, PUHLEASE feel free to seek one of those out.

And by the way, my mother's former boss's daughter's boyfriend was a diagnosed BRAT, so I don't really think you can accuse me of being offensive, since I have personal, firsthand experience with the condition. Way to be judgmental.

Oh, go write a poem.

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Hey,excuse me...are you guys being sarcastic with me? Really? I just came here because after 10 years of lurking, I thought you were all nice and supportive.

Did I ask for honesty? No. Jeeeeez.

This is just like being on the knot.

I hate it here.

Will you miss me when I'm gone?

Now be honest. Are you really going to leave or just pretend? Then come back in like nothing has happened until the next time someone disagrees with you?

 

[Haven]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Matata--HAHAHAHAHA!
Okay, I'm done. I can't beat that. You win. Giddyup!
I'm back to being my normal, boring, diplomatic self.

jas--I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! I'm scum! I suck!

I surrender.

*bows out*

 

[jas]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Hey,excuse me...are you guys being sarcastic with me? Really? I just came here because after 10 years of lurking, I thought you were all nice and supportive.

Did I ask for honesty? No. Jeeeeez.

This is just like being on the knot.

I hate it here.

Will you miss me when I'm gone?

Now be honest. Are you really going to leave or just pretend? Then come back in like nothing has happened until the next time someone disagrees with you?

I will leave as far as any of you know. But I'll be lurking for as long as it takes until someone asks where I am in the "Where did so-and-so go?" Thread. Even if that someone is me under a different screen name.

I have seven, you know.

 

[Porridge]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Sorry to threadjack, but is there where I can vent about my future mother-in-law ruining my life?

You can do it here but we may not offer anything constructive. We may even pick on you for being a brat.

Maisie means that SHE will pick on you for being a brat, since she is the meanest poster EVAR!

Excuse me, I have been DIAGNOSED by a DOCTOR for being a BRAT. I am offended that you make light of my diagnosis, my doctor, and me, by extension.

Well I don't believe in modern medicine. I prefer to live without that kind of fake interference. Nobody really needs to see a doctor. Its all just scare mongering. I bet you are one of those weirdos who vaccinate their kids.

Only an idiot would say something like that. YOU are the reason there is disease in this world. You and all your beatnik, deadbeat, good-for-nothing, disease-loving hippie friends. Get therapy.

 

[Matata]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Sorry to threadjack, but is there where I can vent about my future mother-in-law ruining my life?

Sure, we're all about loving support so here it comes -- she can ruin your life only if you let her so get a grip, put on your big girl pants and give her a

I disagree with all things feline.

Aiyeeeeeeeeeee those are fightin' words, you, you Harridan with a capital "H" you. Felidae rule!

To which I aim my most powerful weapon at you:

Bwhahahahahahaha

Back at ya, grinch molester. And speaking of which, you are obviously one of those people who keep dangerous dogs that are capable of tearing out the throats of innocent citizens so no wonder your MIL wants to ruin your life.

 

[Haven]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

OMG you guys are all TOTALLY being so mean. For years I have suffered the pain and shame of fungal nail infections and I think it's OUT OF LINE and INSENSITIVE for you to just laugh and joke about it. I bet all you cowards wouldn't dare joke about it to my FACE, it's only cos you're sitting all safe behind the ANONYMITY of your COMPUTERS.

This forum is about RESPECT and BEING NICE and NOT HURTING ANYONES FEELINGS. I want you all to know that I have reported you and this thread will be deleted ASAP.

EVERYONE on fb agrees with me that you're all a pack of snarky witches and you can all go swing a cat for all I care.

*flounces out*

I can smell your toes all the way in the states! Get some cream, woman!

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Hey,excuse me...are you guys being sarcastic with me? Really? I just came here because after 10 years of lurking, I thought you were all nice and supportive.

Did I ask for honesty? No. Jeeeeez.

This is just like being on the knot.

I hate it here.

Will you miss me when I'm gone?

Now be honest. Are you really going to leave or just pretend? Then come back in like nothing has happened until the next time someone disagrees with you?

I will leave as far as any of you know. But I'll be lurking for as long as it takes until someone asks where I am in the "Where did so-and-so go?" Thread. Even if that someone is me under a different screen name.

I have seven, you know.

Yes and we will slowly but surely work out who you are. And don't even think about posting a CZ and pretend its a diamond because we haved supersonic eyesight and can tell a fakey from a mile off.

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Sorry to threadjack, but is there where I can vent about my future mother-in-law ruining my life?

You can do it here but we may not offer anything constructive. We may even pick on you for being a brat.

Maisie means that SHE will pick on you for being a brat, since she is the meanest poster EVAR!

Excuse me, I have been DIAGNOSED by a DOCTOR for being a BRAT. I am offended that you make light of my diagnosis, my doctor, and me, by extension.

Well I don't believe in modern medicine. I prefer to live without that kind of fake interference. Nobody really needs to see a doctor. Its all just scare mongering. I bet you are one of those weirdos who vaccinate their kids.

Only an idiot would say something like that. YOU are the reason there is disease in this world. You and all your beatnik, deadbeat, good-for-nothing, disease-loving hippie friends. Get therapy.

What do you think people did before there were vaccinations? Didn't you know that mixing garlic with week old underwear is the way to beat any illness???

Don't pick on me just because I am a bit different.

 

[jas]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

I am laughing so hard right now.

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

I am laughing so hard right now.

What did you call me?????

 

[Haven]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

I am laughing so hard right now.

What did you call me?????

Please. Everyone knows she was talking about me.

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

I am laughing so hard right now.

What did you call me?????

Please. Everyone knows she was talking about me.

Oh here we go again. Me Me Me Me Me.

 

[jas]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

I am laughing so hard right now.

What did you call me?????

Please. Everyone knows she was talking about me.

Oh here we go again. Me Me Me Me Me.

You are all too sensitive. This is the internet. It's mean. Get used to it.

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

I am laughing so hard right now.

What did you call me?????

Please. Everyone knows she was talking about me.

Oh here we go again. Me Me Me Me Me.

You are all too sensitive. This is the internet. It's mean. Get used to it.

But why can't it be lovely. Hearts and flowers and kittens and puppy dogs. With rainbows and Falcor from the Neverending Story. Thats how it should be. You are all too nasty for words and I don't think my delicate disposition can take it much more. I am like a wilting flower in a field of prickly bushes.

 

[Haven]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Wilting Flower
by Haven
Dedicated to a fellow PSer (who shall remain nameless) who is like a wilting flower in a field of prickly bushes

Oh
You flower
You delicate, wilting flower
Trapped in a field
Under the relentless, twisting branches
Of prickly
Bushes

Your petals
Once vibrant
Like the early morning’s sun
Peeking over the line of the distant horizon
Are now pallid
Their edges curling
And brown
Death knocking at your door

You
My friend
My once brilliant
colorful friend
Are now nothing more
Than a
Wilting
Sad
Pathetic
Flower
Trapped in a field of
Prickly
Overgrown
Bushes

Why
Oh, why
Have you allowed them
Those prickly bushes
With their unnaturally long thorns
Curling like the deadly fangs of a predatory viper
Dig into you

They drained you
They left you for dead
Yet you remain among them
Wilting in the shadows
Of their prickly branches

DIE! You prickly bushes
You reapers of death
You, who cast shadows upon the
Weak
And
Helpless

I mourn for my friend
(Who shall remain nameless)
Who is like
A wilting flower
In a field
Of Prickly bushes

I weep
At the sight of your curling brown-edged wilted petals
I mourn for you
My sad, pathetic friend