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School Answering Machine
Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of XXXXX school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right member of the staff, please listen to all the options before making a selection:
To lie about why your child is absent – Press 1
To make excuses for why your child did not do his/her work – Press 2
To complain about what we do – Press 3
To swear at staff members – Press 4
To ask why you did not get information that was already enclosed in your Newsletter and several letters sent to you – Press 5
If you want us to bring up your child – Press 6
If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone – Press 7
To complain about school lunches – Press 8
To complain about bus transport – Press 9
LASTLY:
If you realize this is the real world, and your child must be accountable and responsible for their own behavior, class work, homework and that it is not the teachers’ fault for your child’s lack of effort: Hang up and have a wonderful day!
Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of XXXXX school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right member of the staff, please listen to all the options before making a selection:
To lie about why your child is absent – Press 1
To make excuses for why your child did not do his/her work – Press 2
To complain about what we do – Press 3
To swear at staff members – Press 4
To ask why you did not get information that was already enclosed in your Newsletter and several letters sent to you – Press 5
If you want us to bring up your child – Press 6
If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone – Press 7
To complain about school lunches – Press 8
To complain about bus transport – Press 9
LASTLY:
If you realize this is the real world, and your child must be accountable and responsible for their own behavior, class work, homework and that it is not the teachers’ fault for your child’s lack of effort: Hang up and have a wonderful day!
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