Stop the madness!!!

[curlygirl]

The latest on TomKat from the NY Daily News today. An adult pacifier?!?!?



Tom Cruise may have found a way to keep Katie Holmes from violating the precepts of Scientology and shrieking in pain when she gives birth to their child.
It''s a specially crafted adult pacifier, reports Star magazine.

"He commissioned an adult-sized ''binky'' for her to clench between her teeth, hoping that it''ll squelch her screams," a source tells the mag. "In keeping with a Scientology silent birth, Tom is prepared to do whatever it takes to muffle Katie''s moans and groans during the delivery."

Cruise''s PR rep, Arnold Robinson, denied the existence of an adult pacifier. As for its manufacture, a spokeswoman for NYU''s School of Dentistry told Lowdown: "We haven''t heard of it, but it doesn''t mean a dentist wouldn''t do it."

Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, who died in 1986, discouraged painkillers during delivery and preached that birth should be silent to "save both the sanity of the mother and the child and safeguard the home to which they will go." The Scientology.org Web site explains: "Having a quiet, gentle birth is all about providing the best possible environment for the birthing mother and her new baby."

The alleged pacifier, which is reportedly made of plastic and molded to perfectly fit the 27-year-old Katie''s mouth, could be deployed very soon. Cruise recently told a German television interviewer: "Katie could be having our baby at any minute."

And the 43-year-old Cruise - who three years ago spent several months wearing braces - likely knows a friendly orthodontist who could help get such a contraption made.

Star also reports that Holmes - with Scientology minder Jessica Rodriguez often at her side - has been spending long days at the Celebrity Centre in Hollywood and is under pressure to renounce her Catholic upbringing and fully embrace Scientology.

 

[FireGoddess]

Nuh-uh.....

 

[Kaleigh]

OMG stop it, Now I have heard everything. Run Katie RUN!!!!

 

[AndyRosse]

Wow, crazy. Sure hope it''s just a crazy rumor.

 

[mrssalvo]

Date: 4/5/2006 4:22:21 PM
Author: Rascal49
Wow, crazy. Sure hope it''s just a crazy rumor.

me too. I almost feel bad for her. she just doesn''t know what she''s in for. It''s one thing to chose to have a baby with no meds but then to not be allowed to express the pain? that''s just whacked

 

[Miranda]

If she thinks she''s gonna have a silent birth, she''s never felt a contraction. I''m so evil...I wish Pitocin on her! They are insane and they deserve each other!

 

[Kaleigh]

What happens if she needs a C section?? Surely they would have to give her an epidural and some morphine!! I''ve had 2 and they are very painful.

 

[decodelighted]

Man, I hope experiencing soul-crushing pain while gagged with a giant rubber teat under the scowling, judgemental gaze of the world''s biggest hypocrite and his cult pals might just be the wake-up call this brainwashed ex-TV-starlet needs to GRAB HER KID AND GET THE HECK OUT OF DODGE.

 

[snuga]

There comes a point where I just stop believing this kind of stuff... Although Tom''s influence on Katie in reference to scientology is (to me) a little out there, I don''t think even HE would go this far as to design an "adult pacifier"... At least I hope I''m right and this is all just a rumor!!

 

[pearcrazy]

If my hubby tried to give me an adult paci and ordered me to keep quiet during an unmedicated childbirth, I''d reach over and squeeze his nuts as hard as I could for 15 hours all the while telling him to not make a sound. He might get it then.

 

[Kaleigh]

Date: 4/5/2006 6:01:35 PM
Author: pearcrazy
If my hubby tried to give me an adult paci and ordered me to keep quiet during an unmedicated childbirth, I''d reach over and squeeze his nuts as hard as I could for 15 hours all the while telling him to not make a sound. He might get it then.

Exactly!!! Well said

 

[pearcrazy]

Maybe childbirth will be easy because she's not really pregnant. Does anyone else think that this is the weirdest looking pregnant belly they've ever seen? Look at the front of her pants how flat they are.
http://people.aol.com/people/galleries/0,19884,1180138,00.html

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/katie_holmes/katie_holmes_keeps_it_fake_real_20060405.php

That's not normal I tell ya!! Perhaps one carries an alien baby a bit differently?

 

[bookworm21]

I always thought their relationship was a bit suspicious. I could have sworn I heard rumors about Cruise being gay, which was why he and Nicole adopted rather than had their own.

Either way, real or fake, I think he''s sick in the head, and she''s just as sick to be going along with all he dictates. Those two need a reality check. They''re one of the most disturbing couples in Hollywood.

 

[msdarlinjoy]

Date: 4/5/2006 6:01:35 PM
Author: pearcrazy
If my hubby tried to give me an adult paci and ordered me to keep quiet during an unmedicated childbirth, I''d reach over and squeeze his nuts as hard as I could for 15 hours all the while telling him to not make a sound. He might get it then.

Gotta Just love this!

I did work in L&D ... and one time I will never forget is when this lady was in labor for like 36 hours, it was finally time ... she was so exhausted ... and started to cry because it was almost over ... and her husband leaned over her and said ... "Oh come on hunnieeee, Your making it pretty difficult for the doctor to do his job ... just give it a big push one more time" I am not kidding you ... that lady not only gave it one more push with a large groan ... she clobbered her husband with her left fist, and broke his jaw! Baby came out crying, dad laid on the floor yelling and crying, and mom cried out "If you ever get me pregnant again, I''ll chop your nards off!"

A couple of us girls who worked that night went out for a drink! What a night it was!

 

[decodelighted]

Date: 4/5/2006 6:23:44 PM
Author: pearcrazy
Maybe childbirth will be easy because she''s not really pregnant. That''s not normal I tell ya!! Perhaps one carries an alien baby a bit differently?

Hmmmmm. MORE evidence??

 

[monarch64]

Date: 4/6/2006 1:48:31 AM
Author: Mrs Darlin Joy

Date: 4/5/2006 6:01:35 PM
Author: pearcrazy
If my hubby tried to give me an adult paci and ordered me to keep quiet during an unmedicated childbirth, I''d reach over and squeeze his nuts as hard as I could for 15 hours all the while telling him to not make a sound. He might get it then.

Gotta Just love this!

I did work in L&D ... and one time I will never forget is when this lady was in labor for like 36 hours, it was finally time ... she was so exhausted ... and started to cry because it was almost over ... and her husband leaned over her and said ... ''Oh come on hunnieeee, Your making it pretty difficult for the doctor to do his job ... just give it a big push one more time'' I am not kidding you ... that lady not only gave it one more push with a large groan ... she clobbered her husband with her left fist, and broke his jaw! Baby came out crying, dad laid on the floor yelling and crying, and mom cried out ''If you ever get me pregnant again, I''ll chop your nards off!''

A couple of us girls who worked that night went out for a drink! What a night it was!

Mrs. DarlinJoy you have me literally laughing out loud! Thank you!

 

[icekid]

just... wow. freaks.

and if those are real pictures, she surely does not look pregnant. i''ve never seen anyone carry a baby that high. the uterus does not reside right under the ribs!

 

[pebbles]

I supposedly carried "high" with my first pregnancy and I NEVER looked like her! Her legs are too skinny as well. It doesn''t look like she put on any weight anywhere else except her "tummy".

That would be interesting if she does need a c-section. What do the mighty Scientologists say about that??? I feel sorry for the baby.

 

[VegasAngel]

Man, that''s funny. In all the other pictures I have seen of Katie she is definitely preggers. You can really tell in her face.

 

[MINE!!]

Date: 4/5/2006 4:41:00 PM
Author: Miranda
If she thinks she''s gonna have a silent birth, she''s never felt a contraction. I''m so evil...I wish Pitocin on her! They are insane and they deserve each other!

UGH Pitocin... shirley she will feel hell then.... UGH!! Hurts just thinking about a pitocin labor..!!!

 

[Mara]

this whole thing is just too bizarre. i have seen pictures of her looking more pregnant in the face and legs but then there are times like that alien picture where she just does not look pregnant at all!! alot of people think she is faking but WHY? honestly who knows what to think!

 

[rainbowtrout]

my mom had a 'scientology birth'. all it meant was that they dimmed the lights a bit and the surgeon didn't yell at the nurses or talk much after I was born. my stepmom had one too, she had a midwife but at the hosptial. Same deal, she yelled as much as she wanted and everyone was extra careful to be soothing and quiet after the baby came out.

It's fine for her to yell as much as she wants, the idea is after the baby is born to not shove bright lights in its face and run about yelling. I doubt this is true.

ETA: oh, and I was a c-section. no anethsia is preferred but not a requirement. some non-sci women do that too, the idea being that the drugs are bad for the baby I imagine. *I* wouldn't do it though!

 

[rainbowtrout]

also, she doesnt have to renounce her catholicism to be scientologist. I mean, people might look at her askance if she observed lent and all, but you can technically be both. in reality it doesn''t happen a lot though.

 

[pearcrazy]

Thanks for clearing that up Rainbowtrout. It makes much more sense. Just one question though. Did your mom look like that when she was pregnant? I mean, you gotta admit-- that''s one odd looking belly!!

 

[Mimikins24]

Ok so here is my conspiracy theory to add to the pot...

The dates of Katie''s pregnancy never really matched up. When they announced her very new pregnancy right after their engagement she looked very pregnant. By then her belly button had popped out and she was already visibly pregnant. I think they claimed that she was only about 2 months along at that time.

My theory is that she has already had the baby. This would account for that weird looking belly now and the fact that she seemed to have gained weight in her face before, but isn''t carrying it anymore. Also I think the two of them dropped out of the public eye for a bit in the last couple of months which could have given them the opportunity for a private birth.

I''m sure this is completely wrong, but I just don''t understand the whole thing and I wish I had some way to rationalize all the strange behaviour. There have always been rumours that Katie was paid to be an "incubator" for Tom''s baby and that the relationship was just an afterthought to make it seems less strange. Then again maybe I''m not that out to lunch with my theory?!?

 

[Lorelei]

Ugh - he would need more than a pacifier by the time I had finished with him!

I would take his pacifier and shove it somewhere painful. This gets worse and worse, if this stuff is true KH needs to run away as fast as she can.

 

[Morticia]

"If my hubby tried to give me an adult paci and ordered me to keep quiet during an unmedicated childbirth, I''d reach over and squeeze his nuts as hard as I could for 15 hours all the while telling him to not make a sound. He might get it then."

LOL, pearcrazy. That almost made me choke on my lunch.

 

[Allisonfaye]

I think they are as nuts as anybody but I have to say one thing: don''t believe everything you read or see on the net. Photos can be doctored and stories (The Star??? C''mon people!!) can be made up.

I too have seen photos where she definately looks fatter in the face.

 

[Sunni79]

Date: 4/6/2006 7:00:10 PM
Author: pebbles
I supposedly carried 'high' with my first pregnancy and I NEVER looked like her! Her legs are too skinny as well. It doesn't look like she put on any weight anywhere else except her 'tummy'.

That would be interesting if she does need a c-section. What do the mighty Scientologists say about that??? I feel sorry for the baby.

I only gained weight in my belly! When I went to the hospital to have my daughter, I barely looked pregnant. I carried like Katie except my stomach wasn't as big. It is possible.

 

[pearcrazy]

I''ll agree that the Star is less than credible but similar wierd photos are in People as well. Mimikins24''s explanation makes more and more sense to me but I would imagine that when the big day does come and photos of the new baby get posted that he/she would look much older than a newborn.