The LIW Small Talk Thread

[ladypirate]

Date: 11/5/2009 2:54:51 PM
Author: elledizzy5
Will someone teach me how to bedazzle? or otherwise ''craft''?


I am missing the female craft gene.

Elle, you should come visit the west coast. I have an entire craft ROOM.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 11/5/2009 2:54:51 PM
Author: elledizzy5
Will someone teach me how to bedazzle? or otherwise ''craft''?

I am missing the female craft gene.

I''m not crafty either Elle! However, my 3 year old could use a bedazzler!

 

[Squirrly]

so should we have the teaching elle to craft g2g before the freke food one? and when is the prom one? i have dresses to share

 

[sunnyd]

I must be invited to this craft dinner prom!! (haha, Kraft Dinner...mmmm)

 

[Lauren8211]

Freke can cook while we are all wear prom dresses and bedazzle one another?

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:02:05 PM
Author: sunnyd
I must be invited to this craft dinner prom!! (haha, Kraft Dinner...mmmm)

GO GET MARRIED!

 

[winelover23]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:03:59 PM
Author: elledizzy5
Freke can cook while we are all wear prom dresses and bedazzle one another?

This!

Hi Sunny! How''s it hanging? Anything exciting going on in your life?

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:03:59 PM
Author: elledizzy5
Freke can cook while we are all wear prom dresses and bedazzle one another?

add drinking fat tire to that and we have the best g2g ever!!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:05:47 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 11/5/2009 3:03:59 PM
Author: elledizzy5
Freke can cook while we are all wear prom dresses and bedazzle one another?

add drinking fat tire to that and we have the best g2g ever!!

I''m frightened to think what could result from excessive beer and bedazzlers.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:05:47 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 11/5/2009 3:03:59 PM
Author: elledizzy5
Freke can cook while we are all wear prom dresses and bedazzle one another?

add drinking fat tire to that and we have the best g2g ever!!

Again with the best friends thing. I think I am falling in love with you!

 

[Squirrly]

hiiiiiiiii sunny!

 

[ladypirate]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:07:00 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 11/5/2009 3:05:47 PM

Author: Squirrly

Date: 11/5/2009 3:03:59 PM

Author: elledizzy5

Freke can cook while we are all wear prom dresses and bedazzle one another?

add drinking fat tire to that and we have the best g2g ever!!

Again with the best friends thing. I think I am falling in love with you!

LOL! You guys are hilarious.

I''m going to go drink coffee and bedazzle my craft room now.

Still a little early for beer on a week day.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:11:55 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 11/5/2009 3:07:00 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 11/5/2009 3:05:47 PM

Author: Squirrly

Date: 11/5/2009 3:03:59 PM

Author: elledizzy5

Freke can cook while we are all wear prom dresses and bedazzle one another?

add drinking fat tire to that and we have the best g2g ever!!

Again with the best friends thing. I think I am falling in love with you!

LOL! You guys are hilarious.

I''m going to go drink coffee and bedazzle my craft room now.

Still a little early for beer on a week day.

Its 5 oclock somewhere!

I have serious bedazzler envy!

 

[Squirrly]

beer and bedazzling can only bring great awesomeness!! we could teach you how to make wedding related crafts and become the best dressed and most well-fed assembly line ever.
hey formal socks could really take off. you need something for when you kick off those heels to dance!

WL- awww, thankee

i''d say i wouldn''t tell LP again but she has perfect timing!

 

[Squirrly]

and sadly i have to get going

i should really try to be productive somehow, although i did get to try on a lot of dresses!

 

[ladypirate]

I am so ready to decorate for Christmas. Srsly.

I have the lights all ready to go. Is it weird if I put them up now and just don''t light them until after Thanksgiving?

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:17:06 PM
Author: ladypirate
I am so ready to decorate for Christmas. Srsly.

I have the lights all ready to go. Is it weird if I put them up now and just don''t light them until after Thanksgiving?

I support that decision!

DH and I are going up to Bronners (the worlds biggest xmas store or something) and getting our "First Married Xmas" ornaments.

Our compromise between Xmas and Hanukkah is that we get a tree, but decorate in blue and silver.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:13:12 PM
Author: Squirrly
beer and bedazzling can only bring great awesomeness!! we could teach you how to make wedding related crafts and become the best dressed and most well-fed assembly line ever.
hey formal socks could really take off. you need something for when you kick off those heels to dance!

WL- awww, thankee

i''d say i wouldn''t tell LP again but she has perfect timing!

Psssst - I know right, it''s like she''s a ninja spy or something!

Elle - Oh honey, 10 am is late enough to drink in my house!

So I forgot to tell you guys how cute my sex partner is. He left little heart post-it''s all over the house saying cute little things like "I''m thinking of you" and "you mean the world to me" etc. I was all smitten until this morning I went in to the guest bathroom and there was a post-it on the toilet that says "I TOOK A DUMP HERE". WTF?

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:20:53 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 11/5/2009 3:13:12 PM
Author: Squirrly
beer and bedazzling can only bring great awesomeness!! we could teach you how to make wedding related crafts and become the best dressed and most well-fed assembly line ever.
hey formal socks could really take off. you need something for when you kick off those heels to dance!

WL- awww, thankee

i''d say i wouldn''t tell LP again but she has perfect timing!

Psssst - I know right, it''s like she''s a ninja spy or something!

Elle - Oh honey, 10 am is late enough to drink in my house!

So I forgot to tell you guys how cute my sex partner is. He left little heart post-it''s all over the house saying cute little things like ''I''m thinking of you'' and ''you mean the world to me'' etc. I was all smitten until this morning I went in to the guest bathroom and there was a post-it on the toilet that says ''I TOOK A DUMP HERE''. WTF?

LOL!

At first I thought he was trying to get some later, but way to kill the mood!

 

[winelover23]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:22:00 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 11/5/2009 3:20:53 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 11/5/2009 3:13:12 PM
Author: Squirrly
beer and bedazzling can only bring great awesomeness!! we could teach you how to make wedding related crafts and become the best dressed and most well-fed assembly line ever.
hey formal socks could really take off. you need something for when you kick off those heels to dance!

WL- awww, thankee

i''d say i wouldn''t tell LP again but she has perfect timing!

Psssst - I know right, it''s like she''s a ninja spy or something!

Elle - Oh honey, 10 am is late enough to drink in my house!

So I forgot to tell you guys how cute my sex partner is. He left little heart post-it''s all over the house saying cute little things like ''I''m thinking of you'' and ''you mean the world to me'' etc. I was all smitten until this morning I went in to the guest bathroom and there was a post-it on the toilet that says ''I TOOK A DUMP HERE''. WTF?

LOL!

At first I thought he was trying to get some later, but way to kill the mood!

Ya, no he''s gone until Sunday anyway. Boys are so weird!

 

[ladypirate]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:20:53 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 11/5/2009 3:13:12 PM

Author: Squirrly

beer and bedazzling can only bring great awesomeness!! we could teach you how to make wedding related crafts and become the best dressed and most well-fed assembly line ever.

hey formal socks could really take off. you need something for when you kick off those heels to dance!


WL- awww, thankee

i''d say i wouldn''t tell LP again but she has perfect timing!

Psssst - I know right, it''s like she''s a ninja spy or something!


Elle - Oh honey, 10 am is late enough to drink in my house!


So I forgot to tell you guys how cute my sex partner is. He left little heart post-it''s all over the house saying cute little things like ''I''m thinking of you'' and ''you mean the world to me'' etc. I was all smitten until this morning I went in to the guest bathroom and there was a post-it on the toilet that says ''I TOOK A DUMP HERE''. WTF?

I am a ninja spy. I know like...7 types of kung fu. Or something.

Also, your SP is hilarious. And awesome. I think he''s my new bff.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:22:52 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 11/5/2009 3:22:00 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 11/5/2009 3:20:53 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 11/5/2009 3:13:12 PM
Author: Squirrly
beer and bedazzling can only bring great awesomeness!! we could teach you how to make wedding related crafts and become the best dressed and most well-fed assembly line ever.
hey formal socks could really take off. you need something for when you kick off those heels to dance!

WL- awww, thankee

i''d say i wouldn''t tell LP again but she has perfect timing!

Psssst - I know right, it''s like she''s a ninja spy or something!

Elle - Oh honey, 10 am is late enough to drink in my house!

So I forgot to tell you guys how cute my sex partner is. He left little heart post-it''s all over the house saying cute little things like ''I''m thinking of you'' and ''you mean the world to me'' etc. I was all smitten until this morning I went in to the guest bathroom and there was a post-it on the toilet that says ''I TOOK A DUMP HERE''. WTF?

LOL!

At first I thought he was trying to get some later, but way to kill the mood!

Ya, no he''s gone until Sunday anyway. Boys are so weird!

Ugh. Agreed. ''Specially about their pooping habits.

 

[TooPatient]

Date: 11/5/2009 2:55:48 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 11/5/2009 2:43:32 PM
Author: TooPatient
Yay.

I''m sick of impossible conditions. Just another motivation to get myself trained and out of here. NOW.


Penny pinching old creeps. They don''t like computers. They don''t want a website. (Then why did they hire me to be the IT person?)

You ever met someone who made you explain why you bought one package of pens on sale for $0.01 when there are still pens in the office that write?
Yep. Did that a few months ago.


(sorry for the rant -- just one of those no win days.)

rant away! they sound like they should work with scrooge

Thanks. If I don''t get it out now I''m likely to quit in about 45 minutes (market closing).

Scrooge would be an improvement.


I called one morning to say I wasn''t coming in. On my way to the emergency room. Know what the one guy said? "I''m not sure if that works for me. Let me check my schedule."
Seriously.

It is evaluation time again. (I''m the ONLY employee -- what''s the point?) Last year, they were so happy with my work that they decided (after 2 years with them) that I deserved a raise. (WooHoo). "So we''re going to give you....... an extra $25.00 per month."
No missing "0"s. And yes PER MONTH.


Okay. Done with my rant. On to a productive task that will allow me to say the words I''ve dreamed of -- I QUIT!


Good news is I don''t work Fridays. I get to forget about them for 3 whole days.

 

[ladypirate]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:23:28 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 11/5/2009 3:22:52 PM

Author: winelover23

Date: 11/5/2009 3:22:00 PM

Author: elledizzy5

Date: 11/5/2009 3:20:53 PM

Author: winelover23

Date: 11/5/2009 3:13:12 PM

Author: Squirrly

beer and bedazzling can only bring great awesomeness!! we could teach you how to make wedding related crafts and become the best dressed and most well-fed assembly line ever.

hey formal socks could really take off. you need something for when you kick off those heels to dance!


WL- awww, thankee

i''d say i wouldn''t tell LP again but she has perfect timing!

Psssst - I know right, it''s like she''s a ninja spy or something!


Elle - Oh honey, 10 am is late enough to drink in my house!


So I forgot to tell you guys how cute my sex partner is. He left little heart post-it''s all over the house saying cute little things like ''I''m thinking of you'' and ''you mean the world to me'' etc. I was all smitten until this morning I went in to the guest bathroom and there was a post-it on the toilet that says ''I TOOK A DUMP HERE''. WTF?

LOL!


At first I thought he was trying to get some later, but way to kill the mood!

Ya, no he''s gone until Sunday anyway. Boys are so weird!

Ugh. Agreed. ''Specially about their pooping habits.

Speaking of which, have you guys noticed that men take FOREVER to poop? Seriously. It takes me like 2 minutes and it takes him like 20 minutes.

 

[Lauren8211]

I can now officially look down upon all of you and your premarital sexual relations! Mwahahaha!

 

[hisdiamondgirl]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:20:53 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 11/5/2009 3:13:12 PM
Author: Squirrly
beer and bedazzling can only bring great awesomeness!! we could teach you how to make wedding related crafts and become the best dressed and most well-fed assembly line ever.
hey formal socks could really take off. you need something for when you kick off those heels to dance!

WL- awww, thankee

i''d say i wouldn''t tell LP again but she has perfect timing!

Psssst - I know right, it''s like she''s a ninja spy or something!

Elle - Oh honey, 10 am is late enough to drink in my house!

So I forgot to tell you guys how cute my sex partner is. He left little heart post-it''s all over the house saying cute little things like ''I''m thinking of you'' and ''you mean the world to me'' etc. I was all smitten until this morning I went in to the guest bathroom and there was a post-it on the toilet that says ''I TOOK A DUMP HERE''. WTF?

LOL...that is hilarious...my "sex partner...

"

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:24:30 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 11/5/2009 3:23:28 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 11/5/2009 3:22:52 PM

Author: winelover23

Date: 11/5/2009 3:22:00 PM

Author: elledizzy5

Date: 11/5/2009 3:20:53 PM

Author: winelover23

Date: 11/5/2009 3:13:12 PM

Author: Squirrly

beer and bedazzling can only bring great awesomeness!! we could teach you how to make wedding related crafts and become the best dressed and most well-fed assembly line ever.

hey formal socks could really take off. you need something for when you kick off those heels to dance!


WL- awww, thankee

i''d say i wouldn''t tell LP again but she has perfect timing!

Psssst - I know right, it''s like she''s a ninja spy or something!


Elle - Oh honey, 10 am is late enough to drink in my house!


So I forgot to tell you guys how cute my sex partner is. He left little heart post-it''s all over the house saying cute little things like ''I''m thinking of you'' and ''you mean the world to me'' etc. I was all smitten until this morning I went in to the guest bathroom and there was a post-it on the toilet that says ''I TOOK A DUMP HERE''. WTF?

LOL!


At first I thought he was trying to get some later, but way to kill the mood!

Ya, no he''s gone until Sunday anyway. Boys are so weird!

Ugh. Agreed. ''Specially about their pooping habits.

Speaking of which, have you guys noticed that men take FOREVER to poop? Seriously. It takes me like 2 minutes and it takes him like 20 minutes.

OMG YES!!!!!!!!!!!

I''m IN and OUT! He takes his damn laptop in there!

(Do NOT ask about the time he tried to Google Video Chat me in there

)

 

[ladypirate]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:24:37 PM
Author: elledizzy5
I can now officially look down upon all of you and your premarital sexual relations! Mwahahaha!

Or be JEALOUS. Oh yeah, hot premarital

.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:23:23 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 11/5/2009 3:20:53 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 11/5/2009 3:13:12 PM

Author: Squirrly

beer and bedazzling can only bring great awesomeness!! we could teach you how to make wedding related crafts and become the best dressed and most well-fed assembly line ever.

hey formal socks could really take off. you need something for when you kick off those heels to dance!


WL- awww, thankee

i''d say i wouldn''t tell LP again but she has perfect timing!

Psssst - I know right, it''s like she''s a ninja spy or something!


Elle - Oh honey, 10 am is late enough to drink in my house!


So I forgot to tell you guys how cute my sex partner is. He left little heart post-it''s all over the house saying cute little things like ''I''m thinking of you'' and ''you mean the world to me'' etc. I was all smitten until this morning I went in to the guest bathroom and there was a post-it on the toilet that says ''I TOOK A DUMP HERE''. WTF?

I am a ninja spy. I know like...7 types of kung fu. Or something.

Also, your SP is hilarious. And awesome. I think he''s my new bff.

Awesome, I''ll let him know! Poop seems to come up a lot in our house.

TP- I think you should go home pour yourself a big glass of vino and watch Officespace. I promise it will help.

 

[hisdiamondgirl]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:17:06 PM
Author: ladypirate
I am so ready to decorate for Christmas. Srsly.

I have the lights all ready to go. Is it weird if I put them up now and just don''t light them until after Thanksgiving?

You should totally do it! I was just looking at Christmas decoration online. I don''t have any since I never put anything up in my bachelorette pad but now that we live together, figured might as well go all out!