The LIW Small Talk Thread

[ladypirate]

OMG Elle. That is amazing. K is a magazine reader. He goes in and reads about cooking, too, which I find hilarious. "mmm...this looks good for dinner tonight--after I finish clearing out last nights dinner."

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:25:34 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 11/5/2009 3:24:37 PM
Author: elledizzy5
I can now officially look down upon all of you and your premarital sexual relations! Mwahahaha!

Or be JEALOUS. Oh yeah, hot premarital

.

hahahha... ok it is kinda hot.

i fantasize about not being married when we''re in bed.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:25:21 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 11/5/2009 3:24:30 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 11/5/2009 3:23:28 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 11/5/2009 3:22:52 PM

Author: winelover23

Date: 11/5/2009 3:22:00 PM

Author: elledizzy5

Date: 11/5/2009 3:20:53 PM

Author: winelover23

Date: 11/5/2009 3:13:12 PM

Author: Squirrly

beer and bedazzling can only bring great awesomeness!! we could teach you how to make wedding related crafts and become the best dressed and most well-fed assembly line ever.

hey formal socks could really take off. you need something for when you kick off those heels to dance!


WL- awww, thankee

i''d say i wouldn''t tell LP again but she has perfect timing!

Psssst - I know right, it''s like she''s a ninja spy or something!


Elle - Oh honey, 10 am is late enough to drink in my house!


So I forgot to tell you guys how cute my sex partner is. He left little heart post-it''s all over the house saying cute little things like ''I''m thinking of you'' and ''you mean the world to me'' etc. I was all smitten until this morning I went in to the guest bathroom and there was a post-it on the toilet that says ''I TOOK A DUMP HERE''. WTF?

LOL!


At first I thought he was trying to get some later, but way to kill the mood!

Ya, no he''s gone until Sunday anyway. Boys are so weird!

Ugh. Agreed. ''Specially about their pooping habits.

Speaking of which, have you guys noticed that men take FOREVER to poop? Seriously. It takes me like 2 minutes and it takes him like 20 minutes.

OMG YES!!!!!!!!!!!

I''m IN and OUT! He takes his damn laptop in there!

(Do NOT ask about the time he tried to Google Video Chat me in there

)

Seriously! WTF is that? I think they are totally done but they just sit in there. Especially if there are dishes waiting! My SP will read an ENTIRE fishing magazine while dropping the kids off at the pool! Um, what? If you were actually crapping that entire time you''d be dead.

 

[hisdiamondgirl]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:25:34 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 11/5/2009 3:24:37 PM
Author: elledizzy5
I can now officially look down upon all of you and your premarital sexual relations! Mwahahaha!

Or be JEALOUS. Oh yeah, hot premarital

.

Yup, super hot

as opposed to your now boring married relations...

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:26:52 PM
Author: ladypirate
OMG Elle. That is amazing. K is a magazine reader. He goes in and reads about cooking, too, which I find hilarious. ''mmm...this looks good for dinner tonight--after I finish clearing out last nights dinner.''

LOL. Oh my gosh that''s such a lovely thought.

FI brings the laptop or the phone. If we chat while he''s in there, he will type when he''s going to wipe.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:28:09 PM
Author: hisdiamondgirl

Date: 11/5/2009 3:25:34 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 11/5/2009 3:24:37 PM
Author: elledizzy5
I can now officially look down upon all of you and your premarital sexual relations! Mwahahaha!

Or be JEALOUS. Oh yeah, hot premarital

.

Yup, super hot

as opposed to your now boring married relations...

to be completely honest, it''s gotten better since we got married!

he has not called me "Mrs. D" in the bedroom yet, however!

 

[hisdiamondgirl]

Ok...you guys move way too quickly! By the time I answer one post, you''ve moved on to the next topic...lol
I feel like a stalker!

 

[hisdiamondgirl]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:29:44 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 11/5/2009 3:28:09 PM
Author: hisdiamondgirl

Date: 11/5/2009 3:25:34 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 11/5/2009 3:24:37 PM
Author: elledizzy5
I can now officially look down upon all of you and your premarital sexual relations! Mwahahaha!

Or be JEALOUS. Oh yeah, hot premarital

.

Yup, super hot

as opposed to your now boring married relations...

to be completely honest, it''s gotten better since we got married!

he has not called me ''Mrs. D'' in the bedroom yet, however!

Yeaaaah baby! That''s what I like to hear...there is hope!!!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:30:00 PM
Author: hisdiamondgirl
Ok...you guys move way too quickly! By the time I answer one post, you''ve moved on to the next topic...lol
I feel like a stalker!

Yeah sometimes small talk really gets going!

 

[winelover23]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:29:44 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 11/5/2009 3:28:09 PM
Author: hisdiamondgirl

Date: 11/5/2009 3:25:34 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 11/5/2009 3:24:37 PM
Author: elledizzy5
I can now officially look down upon all of you and your premarital sexual relations! Mwahahaha!

Or be JEALOUS. Oh yeah, hot premarital

.

Yup, super hot

as opposed to your now boring married relations...

to be completely honest, it''s gotten better since we got married!

he has not called me ''Mrs. D'' in the bedroom yet, however!

Wait until you turn 30! You''ll be like a freaking dog in heat! I think that''s part of the reason I got divorced at 30. I was horny as hell but didn''t want to have anything to do with my husband!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:31:23 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 11/5/2009 3:29:44 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 11/5/2009 3:28:09 PM
Author: hisdiamondgirl

Date: 11/5/2009 3:25:34 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 11/5/2009 3:24:37 PM
Author: elledizzy5
I can now officially look down upon all of you and your premarital sexual relations! Mwahahaha!

Or be JEALOUS. Oh yeah, hot premarital

.

Yup, super hot

as opposed to your now boring married relations...

to be completely honest, it's gotten better since we got married!

he has not called me 'Mrs. D' in the bedroom yet, however!

Wait until you turn 30! You'll be like a freaking dog in heat! I think that's part of the reason I got divorced at 30. I was horny as hell but didn't want to have anything to do with my husband!

It's funny. I was having some serious libido issues the past year or so. Right after we got home from the honeymoon (not ON the honeymoon unfortunately) it was like someone flipped a light switch.

Lucky for me all I have to do is wear something short and nothing underneath and DH is ready to go.

ETA: Now I look forward to 30!!

 

[hisdiamondgirl]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:32:40 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 11/5/2009 3:31:23 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 11/5/2009 3:29:44 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 11/5/2009 3:28:09 PM
Author: hisdiamondgirl

Date: 11/5/2009 3:25:34 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 11/5/2009 3:24:37 PM
Author: elledizzy5
I can now officially look down upon all of you and your premarital sexual relations! Mwahahaha!

Or be JEALOUS. Oh yeah, hot premarital

.

Yup, super hot

as opposed to your now boring married relations...

to be completely honest, it''s gotten better since we got married!

he has not called me ''Mrs. D'' in the bedroom yet, however!

Wait until you turn 30! You''ll be like a freaking dog in heat! I think that''s part of the reason I got divorced at 30. I was horny as hell but didn''t want to have anything to do with my husband!

It''s funny. I was having some serious libido issues the past year or so. Right after we got home from the honeymoon (not ON the honeymoon unfortunately) it was like someone flipped a light switch.

Lucky for me all I have to do is wear something short and nothing underneath and DH is ready to go.

ETA: Now I look forward to 30!!

Hmmm...things have been kinda slow lately chez HDG...maybe we really just need to elope ASAP!!!

 

[FrekeChild]

OMG! I go to Anthro for like 5 minutes I come back and there is discussion of poo, bedazzlers, Elle acting like she''s hot $#!+ because she''s no longer getting it premarital style, and apparently a Freke is cooking/LP is crafting LIW (/ex-LIW?) GTG?!

Man. You can miss out in a lot in 5 minutes.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:30:00 PM
Author: hisdiamondgirl
Ok...you guys move way too quickly! By the time I answer one post, you''ve moved on to the next topic...lol
I feel like a stalker!

Drink more coffee or just say something smart ass-ish and you''ll appear to be knowing what''s going on!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:34:35 PM
Author: hisdiamondgirl

Date: 11/5/2009 3:32:40 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 11/5/2009 3:31:23 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 11/5/2009 3:29:44 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 11/5/2009 3:28:09 PM
Author: hisdiamondgirl

Date: 11/5/2009 3:25:34 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 11/5/2009 3:24:37 PM
Author: elledizzy5
I can now officially look down upon all of you and your premarital sexual relations! Mwahahaha!

Or be JEALOUS. Oh yeah, hot premarital

.

Yup, super hot

as opposed to your now boring married relations...

to be completely honest, it''s gotten better since we got married!

he has not called me ''Mrs. D'' in the bedroom yet, however!

Wait until you turn 30! You''ll be like a freaking dog in heat! I think that''s part of the reason I got divorced at 30. I was horny as hell but didn''t want to have anything to do with my husband!

It''s funny. I was having some serious libido issues the past year or so. Right after we got home from the honeymoon (not ON the honeymoon unfortunately) it was like someone flipped a light switch.

Lucky for me all I have to do is wear something short and nothing underneath and DH is ready to go.

ETA: Now I look forward to 30!!

Hmmm...things have been kinda slow lately chez HDG...maybe we really just need to elope ASAP!!!

It worked for us! Give it a shot!

Or at least run it by the SO and tell him whats in it for him.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:34:52 PM
Author: FrekeChild
OMG! I go to Anthro for like 5 minutes I come back and there is discussion of poo, bedazzlers, Elle acting like she''s hot $#!+ because she''s no longer getting it premarital style, and apparently a Freke is cooking/LP is crafting LIW (/ex-LIW?) GTG?!

Man. You can miss out in a lot in 5 minutes.

Love the synopsis though, Freke!

Better get the premarital

in while you can, Ms-I''m-Getting-Married-In-Like-Two-Months-Ish!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:35:17 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 11/5/2009 3:30:00 PM
Author: hisdiamondgirl
Ok...you guys move way too quickly! By the time I answer one post, you''ve moved on to the next topic...lol
I feel like a stalker!

Drink more coffee or just say something smart ass-ish and you''ll appear to be knowing what''s going on!

So THATS how you assimilated so quickly!

 

[FrekeChild]

65 days.

GAH.

I went to VS and Fredericks last night looking for something to wear under the ol'' wedding gown...found 2 things that MIGHT work. One was a navy blue corset (Freddies) and one was a long line bra (VS). I''m irritated.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:39:46 PM
Author: FrekeChild
65 days.

GAH.

I went to VS and Fredericks last night looking for something to wear under the ol'' wedding gown...found 2 things that MIGHT work. One was a navy blue corset (Freddies) and one was a long line bra (VS). I''m irritated.

Blah. That sucks Freke. Try any department stores at all?

 

[winelover23]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:37:30 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 11/5/2009 3:35:17 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 11/5/2009 3:30:00 PM
Author: hisdiamondgirl
Ok...you guys move way too quickly! By the time I answer one post, you''ve moved on to the next topic...lol
I feel like a stalker!

Drink more coffee or just say something smart ass-ish and you''ll appear to be knowing what''s going on!

So THATS how you assimilated so quickly!

Don''t get all CAPS on me missy!

Freke - Well at least you still have 65 days?

New release chick flicks, ready go! I need to rent some movies for my no SP time.

 

[TooPatient]

Men are wierd. Especially in the bathroom.

Why do they always accuse US of being the wierd ones?



Wine will have to wait for some food. Got a great wine open from last night though....
Later. With a salad for lunch.

Can''t go home until the phone mess is fixed. The installers may or may not be back sometime after 1.
(I only work until 2 -- technically)

 

[ladypirate]

OK, ladies. I am going to go clean out my attic. WISH ME LUCK.

I may not return.

 

[FrekeChild]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:42:25 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 11/5/2009 3:39:46 PM
Author: FrekeChild
65 days.

GAH.

I went to VS and Fredericks last night looking for something to wear under the ol'' wedding gown...found 2 things that MIGHT work. One was a navy blue corset (Freddies) and one was a long line bra (VS). I''m irritated.

Blah. That sucks Freke. Try any department stores at all?

Thinking about it. I don''t know what to do...Lets see if that long line comes in DDs....

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:47:25 PM
Author: FrekeChild

Date: 11/5/2009 3:42:25 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 11/5/2009 3:39:46 PM
Author: FrekeChild
65 days.

GAH.

I went to VS and Fredericks last night looking for something to wear under the ol'' wedding gown...found 2 things that MIGHT work. One was a navy blue corset (Freddies) and one was a long line bra (VS). I''m irritated.

Blah. That sucks Freke. Try any department stores at all?

Thinking about it. I don''t know what to do...Lets see if that long line comes in DDs....

Does VS not normally come in DDs?

 

[winelover23]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:47:05 PM
Author: ladypirate
OK, ladies. I am going to go clean out my attic. WISH ME LUCK.

I may not return.

Don''t do it.

 

[hisdiamondgirl]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:47:25 PM
Author: FrekeChild

Date: 11/5/2009 3:42:25 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 11/5/2009 3:39:46 PM
Author: FrekeChild
65 days.

GAH.

I went to VS and Fredericks last night looking for something to wear under the ol'' wedding gown...found 2 things that MIGHT work. One was a navy blue corset (Freddies) and one was a long line bra (VS). I''m irritated.

Blah. That sucks Freke. Try any department stores at all?

Thinking about it. I don''t know what to do...Lets see if that long line comes in DDs....

Ugh Freke, I feel your pain! So hard to find anything nice in my size too!!!

 

[FrekeChild]

They didn''t used to. Well, they didn''t used to carry many of them. Almost a year ago I discovered that they were finally carrying DDs in their major lines and now even DDDs!

Can''t find the long line on their website. Poo.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 11/5/2009 3:59:27 PM
Author: FrekeChild
They didn''t used to. Well, they didn''t used to carry many of them. Almost a year ago I discovered that they were finally carrying DDs in their major lines and now even DDDs!

Can''t find the long line on their website. Poo.

Can they order you one in the store?

 

[FrekeChild]

Probably. That means I have to go back to the store though. Bleh.

I''m wearing black unmentionables on the ol'' wedding night btw. And looking forward to it.

 

[Lauren8211]

All this undy/

talk makes me want to go home and jump DH.

Too bad his parents are coming over to take me to dinner tonight. Talk about a mood killer.