The LIW Small Talk Thread

[CNOS128]

Date: 1/6/2010 5:31:05 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/6/2010 5:29:10 PM

Author: elledizzy5

Nooo!!! Poor WL has a butt plug!

She should have loaned it to you last night!

LOL!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/6/2010 5:31:05 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/6/2010 5:29:10 PM
Author: elledizzy5
Nooo!!! Poor WL has a butt plug!

She should have loaned it to you last night!

I''d rather have butt sniffles than butt plug.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/6/2010 5:26:36 PM
Author: TheBigT

Date: 1/6/2010 5:24:30 PM
Author: winelover23
Elle - I think I have your butt disease but it''s butt congestion not butt sniffles.

Prune juice!!

Actually it''s more like Butt Arrhythmia. I keep having to leave the room. MLIA.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/6/2010 5:33:13 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/6/2010 5:26:36 PM
Author: TheBigT

Date: 1/6/2010 5:24:30 PM
Author: winelover23
Elle - I think I have your butt disease but it''s butt congestion not butt sniffles.

Prune juice!!

Actually it''s more like Butt Arrhythmia. I keep having to leave the room. MLIA.

Ha!

I am reading MLIA right now.

LOVE that website!

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 1/6/2010 5:32:04 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/6/2010 5:31:05 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/6/2010 5:29:10 PM
Author: elledizzy5
Nooo!!! Poor WL has a butt plug!

She should have loaned it to you last night!

I''d rather have butt sniffles than butt plug.

You had a runny butt!

I''m about to snort from laughing...not good!

 

[Lauren8211]

My butt seems to be OK now.

Time to devour chocolate!

 

[CNOS128]

Date: 1/6/2010 5:35:34 PM
Author: elledizzy5
My butt seems to be OK now.


Time to devour chocolate!

 

[sunnyd]

LOL Big T, that''s perfect!

 

[hisdiamondgirl]

OMG, stop it girls! You are cracking me up and I really need to work!!!!

Deposition in 10 days, hopefully my "swamped"ness will subside a little after that!!!

 

[hisdiamondgirl]

Date: 1/6/2010 5:37:00 PM
Author: TheBigT

Date: 1/6/2010 5:35:34 PM
Author: elledizzy5
My butt seems to be OK now.


Time to devour chocolate!

OMG, at first I thought it was a pile of poop!

 

[Bia]

Date: 1/6/2010 5:37:00 PM
Author: TheBigT

Date: 1/6/2010 5:35:34 PM

Author: elledizzy5

My butt seems to be OK now.



Time to devour chocolate!

I love that!

 

[CNOS128]

Date: 1/6/2010 5:41:44 PM
Author: hisdiamondgirl

Date: 1/6/2010 5:37:00 PM

Author: TheBigT

Date: 1/6/2010 5:35:34 PM

Author: elledizzy5

My butt seems to be OK now.



Time to devour chocolate!

OMG, at first I thought it was a pile of poop!

Shaped like a bunny? Weird.

 

[hisdiamondgirl]

Date: 1/6/2010 5:42:16 PM
Author: TheBigT

Date: 1/6/2010 5:41:44 PM
Author: hisdiamondgirl

Date: 1/6/2010 5:37:00 PM

Author: TheBigT

Date: 1/6/2010 5:35:34 PM

Author: elledizzy5

My butt seems to be OK now.



Time to devour chocolate!

OMG, at first I thought it was a pile of poop!

Shaped like a bunny? Weird.

Haha, at first I didn''t realize it was shaped like a freakin bunny!!!

 

[winelover23]

I''m hungry.

 

[sunnyd]

For poop or chocolate?

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/6/2010 5:49:19 PM
Author: sunnyd
For poop or chocolate?

I want to eat chocolate but I''d love to go home and poop.

 

[CNOS128]

Date: 1/6/2010 5:52:08 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/6/2010 5:49:19 PM

Author: sunnyd

For poop or chocolate?

I want to eat chocolate but I''d love to go home and poop.

Maybe some coffee would help.

 

[Bia]

Date: 1/6/2010 5:52:31 PM
Author: TheBigT

Date: 1/6/2010 5:52:08 PM

Author: winelover23

Date: 1/6/2010 5:49:19 PM


Author: sunnyd


For poop or chocolate?

I want to eat chocolate but I''d love to go home and poop.

Maybe some coffee would help.

coffee does the trick for me!

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/6/2010 5:52:31 PM
Author: TheBigT

Date: 1/6/2010 5:52:08 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/6/2010 5:49:19 PM

Author: sunnyd

For poop or chocolate?

I want to eat chocolate but I''d love to go home and poop.

Maybe some coffee would help.

Good thinking! I better wait until I''m close to home...don''t want a crap attack.

 

[sunnyd]

Strong Americano!

 

[Lauren8211]

Made brownies the second I got home.

Licked most of the batter... hopefully I''ll get one brownie out of it.

NOM!

 

[hisdiamondgirl]

Date: 1/6/2010 6:06:57 PM
Author: elledizzy5
Made brownies the second I got home.

Licked most of the batter... hopefully I''ll get one brownie out of it.

NOM!

Girl...doesn''t sound like you''re helping your butt sniffles situation there

But...sounds delicious!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/6/2010 6:16:47 PM
Author: hisdiamondgirl

Date: 1/6/2010 6:06:57 PM

Author: elledizzy5

Made brownies the second I got home.


Licked most of the batter... hopefully I''ll get one brownie out of it.


NOM!

Girl...doesn''t sound like you''re helping your butt sniffles situation there

But...sounds delicious!

Ha! I realize that but it was WORTH IT!

 

[vc10um]

OMG. Sports bra woman was back. In short shorts. AND GOT ON THE ELLIPTICAL MACHINE NEXT TO ME!

I didn''t scold her (I don''t know who she is...so I don''t want it to come back and bite me in the @$$)...
...but I DID shoot her a dirty look and do one of these in the mirror:

As for what happened while I was gone...I have no words.

 

[Clairitek]

Just wanted to say that I made the mistake of reading this page of this thread while laying next to my sleeping husband. It was everything I could do to not start laughing hysterically out loud. To make matters worse, I knew what was coming and my propensity for laughing at toilet humor and I still opened the damned thread!!

At least I know where to come when I need a giggle.

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 1/6/2010 5:23:21 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/6/2010 5:22:25 PM
Author: Bia

Date: 1/6/2010 5:20:59 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/6/2010 5:17:24 PM

Author: Hudson_Hawk

Date: 1/6/2010 5:14:24 PM

Author: sunnyd

I work with some dirty mofos. If your pee ends up all over the seat, either you''re a douchewaffle not cleaning it up, or you''re seriously deformed and should clean up your pee!!

100% agree. If you''re so disgusted by public toilet seats then do the following 1. build a TP next, 2. Use a seat cover, 3. spray down the seat with lysol or 4. Fine, you can hover, but CLEAN UP YOUR DAMN PISS SPRAY!

Seriously. We have an abundance of seat covers at all times, and there''s only 10 women on the floor! So it''s not like it''s totally public, you know? I don''t even care about the covers, except now I have to look closely to make sure I don''t end up with someone else''s urine all over my legs. You sicko!

It''s their wives fault for not teaching them better manners! Ever see About Schmidt? Now that man was TRAINED SOLID!

These are women. So I blame their moms.

HH, I got it.

i didn''t. i was trying to figure out why building a teepee was necessary for going to the bathroom. so i figured you just confused it with an outhouse and were telling them to build their own restroom. which would be hard to do if you really have to pee.

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 12/29/2009 12:16:52 PM
Author: winelover23
My little Brother watched E.T. over and over and over again! I''ll finally watch that movie again like 20 years later!

Right now she is playing w/ this creepy Baby Alive doll that my stupid Sister got her. The darn thing poops and pees and needs to eat and crap. I''m about to throw it through the wall!

i had one of the original ones! or maybe it was baby born. same difference. it was cool four about an hour, then i got tired of changing the diaper right after ''feeding'' it. great birth control.

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 12/29/2009 4:21:07 PM
Author: vc10um
Okay. Eligible for phone upgrade on Verizon and need to get rid of my RAZR...the battery just ain''t what it use to be.

Waffling between two:

LG Chocolate 3 (flip phone)
LG enV 3 (flips open to a QWERTY)

Anyone have either of these? I really like my flip phone, so that pulls me to the Chocolate, but then I text more than I talk, generally, which leads me toward the enV. Any suggestions, ladies?

M has the EnV and so does one of my friends, and i enjoy stealing their phones. it takes me a little to adjust to texting on the querty, but once i do it''s really nice to not have to keep pressing numbers over and over to get to my desired letter.

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 12/30/2009 9:12:18 AM
Author: Hudson_Hawk

Date: 12/29/2009 4:57:52 PM
Author: vc10um
Oh man, Freke! With your shoe collection, I''d pick my shoes first, and then pick my outfit from there! Didn''t you buy a hot pink pair a few months back? I''d probably start there.

Sassy, girly, and perfect for a bachelorette! And you can never go wrong with an LBD!


Alright ladies, I''m off to the gym!

Just realized that, if my timeline (which is about A''s timeline) works out, I have to buy a wedding dress in about 10 months. Time to start working off the lbs!!! (I want to drop about 35 by the time I buy my dress...totally doable in 10 months!)

It is definitely doable in 10 months. I did it two years ago. Go to the gym and do 45-60 minutes of hard cardio 4-5 days a week and use a site like the daily plate or spark people to figure out your caloric budget and track your calories. And I''m a firm believer in there being a correlation between sessy time and weight loss. Every time I''ve lost a good amount of weight I''ve also been having sessy time on a more than regular basis.

if sessy time means what i think it does then i''m screwed, well actually i won''t be and that''s the problem. i don''t expect to see M again til the wedding and i don''t think extracurricular activity would be helpful. can sessy time mean girls nights out instead? i''m pretty sure i dance more than i drink...

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 12/30/2009 11:28:10 AM
Author: vc10um

Date: 12/30/2009 11:26:33 AM
Author: Hudson_Hawk

Date: 12/30/2009 11:23:29 AM
Author: elledizzy5
Awww, can''t wait for a little hawkling!

CHEESE SOUNDS AWESOME. I am so hungry right now.

Dude if my kids are anything like DH and I they''re going to be screw balls.

Haha. I keep wondering what will happen if/when A and I procreate. I know we''ll have kids...just have never checked the biology to see if they''ll be our own or not.

i know these things:
1. if at least one of them is a girl i''m going to be screwed cause i can still do puppy eyes and M will buy them ponies. i''m cutting my losses and going to ask for a horse so i can go riding with them.
2. if we have at least one boy i''m still going to be screwed because between me and M that boy (or girl for that matter) will run into, climb on, jump off of, so many things they''ll have a permanent cot for me in the e-room
3. both M and i were and are creative impish brats and smart enough to talk ourselves out of messes. we''re having 3. we''ll be outnumbered. crap.
4. genetically speaking i''m fairly certain they''re doomed to have my uber-curly hair. they''re going to hate me. M''s hair is stick straight so they''ll know who to blame it on too.
5. they''ll either have brown or green eyes (one again i win genetically)
6. i believe statistically at least one''ll be a red-head (platnum blond crossed with almost black brunette)

final tally: us-0 future kids-100,000 and counting.