The LIW Small Talk Thread

[Bia]

Date: 1/22/2010 12:40:17 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/22/2010 12:33:42 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 1/22/2010 12:29:39 PM
Author: sunnyd
FML. I hate my job. Job search commences next Monday upon my return.

Not a good meeting, I gather?

Meh. Meeting was okay I guess, but he made me feel dumb. I hate feeling dumb!

I hate when people do that! That''s the worst of the worst!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/22/2010 12:40:17 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/22/2010 12:33:42 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 1/22/2010 12:29:39 PM
Author: sunnyd
FML. I hate my job. Job search commences next Monday upon my return.

Not a good meeting, I gather?

Meh. Meeting was okay I guess, but he made me feel dumb. I hate feeling dumb!

I hate people that feel the need to make people feel dumb.

It''s a pathetic grasp at power.

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 1/22/2010 11:01:22 AM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/22/2010 10:57:31 AM
Author: vc10um


*This* is one area where I claim complete innocence.

Never once, for this girl. Not even a puff.

Me neither. Sick.

thritto and smoke of any kind makes me

. i cannot wait to live somewhere with smokeless bars!

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 1/22/2010 12:39:44 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/22/2010 12:38:01 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/22/2010 12:30:29 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/22/2010 12:29:39 PM
Author: sunnyd
FML. I hate my job. Job search commences next Monday upon my return.

Wanna eat cookie dough and search together?

Totally. I expressed interest in leaving this dump almost a year ago to transfer to the branch. My dad (a head hauncho in my company*) talked to the branch manager yesterday and they haven''t hired anyone in 22 months. They''ve sent 7 people up to corporate, where I am. I''m effed and ready to start throwing things.

*Anyone know Mitch Hedberg? ''Snap, Crackle, Mitch and Pop. In this business, it''s all about who you know, and I know Crackle!''

I''m sorry sunnyd. Thats just all kinds of sucky.

I <3 Mitch Hedburg. RIP, buddy!

I love him too!! I mean he''s an idiot for dying of an OD, but he was a funny man.

I don''t even know what I want to do with my life. God I''m depressing today! TGIDF...

 

[vc10um]

Date: 1/22/2010 12:42:20 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 1/22/2010 11:01:22 AM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/22/2010 10:57:31 AM
Author: vc10um


*This* is one area where I claim complete innocence.

Never once, for this girl. Not even a puff.

Me neither. Sick.

thritto and smoke of any kind makes me

. i cannot wait to live somewhere with smokeless bars!

It''s amazing, Squirrly!!!

And being made to feel dumb is the worst thing in the world.

My mom, sis, and I now make up the smartest part of our family...all have Master''s Degrees.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/22/2010 12:42:52 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/22/2010 12:39:44 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/22/2010 12:38:01 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/22/2010 12:30:29 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/22/2010 12:29:39 PM
Author: sunnyd
FML. I hate my job. Job search commences next Monday upon my return.

Wanna eat cookie dough and search together?

Totally. I expressed interest in leaving this dump almost a year ago to transfer to the branch. My dad (a head hauncho in my company*) talked to the branch manager yesterday and they haven''t hired anyone in 22 months. They''ve sent 7 people up to corporate, where I am. I''m effed and ready to start throwing things.

*Anyone know Mitch Hedberg? ''Snap, Crackle, Mitch and Pop. In this business, it''s all about who you know, and I know Crackle!''

I''m sorry sunnyd. Thats just all kinds of sucky.

I <3 Mitch Hedburg. RIP, buddy!

I love him too!! I mean he''s an idiot for dying of an OD, but he was a funny man.

I don''t even know what I want to do with my life. God I''m depressing today! TGIDF...

Come drink your weight in vino with me tonight!

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 1/22/2010 12:42:20 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 1/22/2010 11:01:22 AM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/22/2010 10:57:31 AM
Author: vc10um


*This* is one area where I claim complete innocence.

Never once, for this girl. Not even a puff.

Me neither. Sick.

thritto and smoke of any kind makes me

. i cannot wait to live somewhere with smokeless bars!

Apparently you can smoke in your cabin on my cruise! The thought makes me want to vomit!!

 

[vc10um]

Date: 1/22/2010 12:43:57 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/22/2010 12:42:20 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 1/22/2010 11:01:22 AM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/22/2010 10:57:31 AM
Author: vc10um


*This* is one area where I claim complete innocence.

Never once, for this girl. Not even a puff.

Me neither. Sick.

thritto and smoke of any kind makes me

. i cannot wait to live somewhere with smokeless bars!

Apparently you can smoke in your cabin on my cruise! The thought makes me want to vomit!!

Ew. Hopefully you have a smokefree cabin!!!

 

[Bia]

I hate being an assistant

I was having such a great day until the b*tch from central called

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/22/2010 12:47:04 PM
Author: Bia
I hate being an assistant

I was having such a great day until the b*tch from central called

Grrrr.

This was supposed to be a good day and everyone''s mood is crapping out!

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 1/22/2010 11:04:53 AM
Author: jcarlylew

Date: 1/22/2010 11:02:24 AM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/22/2010 11:01:18 AM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/22/2010 10:56:13 AM
Author: elledizzy5
I wanna be a size 4!

I want to be taller than 5 feet! Technically a 4 isn''t all that small these days. Vanity sizing and all. Most girls my height are like a 0 so really I''m a heffer.

A 4 is small for me. I think I''d have to lose like... 40 lbs to get into a 4.

That will never happen.

i dont think i was ever a size 4! i went from kids clothing to a size 6-8.
10 is healthy on me though. i have to remember any skinnier and i lose my boobs and my butt. cannot lose my assets!

i was a size 4 once and am shooting to be back there again. i have friends that are curvy and look great in 10/12s and i wish i could but that isn''t in my healthy range. i''m around a 6-8 now (i''d say i''d shoot for a 2, and i could''ve done it too if it was''t for you pesky bones and your bum!)

 

[Bia]

now I really want to get drunk on wine and cookie dough.

Elle did you ask J about the thing he is going to make? Where did you go for dinner btw?

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 1/22/2010 12:43:34 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/22/2010 12:42:52 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/22/2010 12:39:44 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/22/2010 12:38:01 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/22/2010 12:30:29 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/22/2010 12:29:39 PM
Author: sunnyd
FML. I hate my job. Job search commences next Monday upon my return.

Wanna eat cookie dough and search together?

Totally. I expressed interest in leaving this dump almost a year ago to transfer to the branch. My dad (a head hauncho in my company*) talked to the branch manager yesterday and they haven''t hired anyone in 22 months. They''ve sent 7 people up to corporate, where I am. I''m effed and ready to start throwing things.

*Anyone know Mitch Hedberg? ''Snap, Crackle, Mitch and Pop. In this business, it''s all about who you know, and I know Crackle!''

I''m sorry sunnyd. Thats just all kinds of sucky.

I <3 Mitch Hedburg. RIP, buddy!

I love him too!! I mean he''s an idiot for dying of an OD, but he was a funny man.

I don''t even know what I want to do with my life. God I''m depressing today! TGIDF...

Come drink your weight in vino with me tonight!

I''m in!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/22/2010 12:49:12 PM
Author: Bia
now I really want to get drunk on wine and cookie dough.

Elle did you ask J about the thing he is going to make? Where did you go for dinner btw?

I did ask!

Do you guys want a chat room style or message board style?

We got indian food. Totally unrelated to Rest. Week, but delicious!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/22/2010 12:49:00 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 1/22/2010 11:04:53 AM
Author: jcarlylew

Date: 1/22/2010 11:02:24 AM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/22/2010 11:01:18 AM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/22/2010 10:56:13 AM
Author: elledizzy5
I wanna be a size 4!

I want to be taller than 5 feet! Technically a 4 isn''t all that small these days. Vanity sizing and all. Most girls my height are like a 0 so really I''m a heffer.

A 4 is small for me. I think I''d have to lose like... 40 lbs to get into a 4.

That will never happen.

i dont think i was ever a size 4! i went from kids clothing to a size 6-8.
10 is healthy on me though. i have to remember any skinnier and i lose my boobs and my butt. cannot lose my assets!

i was a size 4 once and am shooting to be back there again. i have friends that are curvy and look great in 10/12s and i wish i could but that isn''t in my healthy range. i''m around a 6-8 now (i''d say i''d shoot for a 2, and i could''ve done it too if it was''t for you pesky bones and your bum!)

Hehe. If it wasnt for my bum I could probably get down to a 4 if i tried hard enough!

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 1/22/2010 12:44:41 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 1/22/2010 12:43:57 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/22/2010 12:42:20 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 1/22/2010 11:01:22 AM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/22/2010 10:57:31 AM
Author: vc10um


*This* is one area where I claim complete innocence.

Never once, for this girl. Not even a puff.

Me neither. Sick.

thritto and smoke of any kind makes me

. i cannot wait to live somewhere with smokeless bars!

Apparently you can smoke in your cabin on my cruise! The thought makes me want to vomit!!

Ew. Hopefully you have a smokefree cabin!!!

I think I requested one.

If not, it will not be a fun experience. DH had just quit smoking when we got together, but I almost died from bronchitis (exaggeration) because he hadn''t changed the filters in his truck. Not good.

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 1/22/2010 11:14:34 AM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/22/2010 11:12:56 AM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/22/2010 11:12:28 AM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/22/2010 11:10:03 AM
Author: sunnyd
Mono was great for weight loss when I was 16.

I dropped 10lbs because I was too tired to eat!

Divorce is the best diet on the planet. 20 pounds literally melted off me during my divorce. I did NOTHING.

Should I tell J i''d get hotter if he''d divorce me?

Yes. Just pretend. It could work.

seperation does! when M deployed i was at the gym at least 4 hours a day, kept me busy when i wasn''t working, and looking especially good for when he got back was a good motivator

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 1/22/2010 11:22:02 AM
Author: vc10um
Wino/VC double stack???

can i be a side dish?

 

[vc10um]

Well, at least my mood started off crappy...stupid rainy day.

Vino and cookie dough sounds amazing, but stupid dress shopping looming in October says I have to pass!

 

[ladypirate]

Date: 1/22/2010 10:12:35 AM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/22/2010 10:11:11 AM

Author: vc10um

Date: 1/22/2010 10:10:02 AM

Author: elledizzy5

Ok guys. Here''s the deal.


We''ve got to keep things rolling in ST today. It''s Friday, I''m burnt out, and probably going to drink my weight in vino tonight.


We NEED to get me through this work day. I want nothing but your best, wittiest, dirtiest comments today.


WE CAN DO THIS.


On 3.... 1...2...3... GO SMALL TALK!

HAHAHA. YOU MUST get back on ST after this happens.


Vinology? Or just at home???

Oh I wish we were going to Vinology.


We''re going to Aubrees/Sticks in Ypsitucky.


Whatevs. I can drink a 4 dollar glass of white zin if I hafta!


ETA: Hunting for Aubree''s wine list online...

First off, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Don''t stoop to white zin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can do better, Elle. Stick to a microbrew if you have to!

Date: 1/22/2010 12:13:45 PM
Author: winelover23
Ya I''m the fat Sister too. My Sister is built like a boy. No butt no hips no boobs. Check out my wedding website (so far) and you can scope her out.


http://www.mywedding.com/jessicaandjoshknoepfle/

Second, whatever lady! You are gorgeous. I think you are way hotter than your sister (and no offense meant to your sister because she is pretty, but you stand out).

Date: 1/22/2010 12:22:09 PM
Author: elledizzy5
I am SO GLAD I don''t have any sisters to compare myself to!

Bah. Yeah. My sisters are identical twins and are about 4 inches shorter than me and way cuter. Also, they get to be the "artistic" ones because my mom apparently doesn''t think that performing arts count as art. I get to be the smart one who is wasting her potential.

 

[Bia]

I like chat

 

[vc10um]

Good afternoon, LP!

 

[ladypirate]

Date: 1/22/2010 12:58:41 PM
Author: vc10um
Good afternoon, LP!

Thanks vc--it''s still morning here, though. Not even 10 yet!

 

[vc10um]

Date: 1/22/2010 12:58:08 PM
Author: Bia
I like chat

Me too...

Did you go to Raja Rani, elle??? If so, I''m UBER jealous.

 

[winelover23]

I''m so freaking hungry!

Sunny - When do you head out? I''m so jealous! We''re going to miss you!

It must be a guy thing w/ my Sister then because I''ve had guys not answer me when I ask if I''m as hot as my Sister.

Elle - Do a test on J and don''t tell him which one I am. I know he''ll be honest!

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 1/22/2010 1:00:15 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 1/22/2010 12:58:08 PM
Author: Bia
I like chat

Me too...

Me three.

Morning LP!

I don''t know what my position in the family is...I''m the oldest, went to state school, worked all through college and moved out at 18, now married. The shortest, curvier than my sis... But she went to Georgetown and is really smart, but kind of a crazy drunken tard who, at 24, acts like she''s still IN college. Uber judgmental. My parents think my bro is fantastic despite being a delinquent in HS.

So really, I''m the best and get no respect!

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 1/22/2010 1:08:56 PM
Author: winelover23
I'm so freaking hungry!

Sunny - When do you head out? I'm so jealous! We're going to miss you!

It must be a guy thing w/ my Sister then because I've had guys not answer me when I ask if I'm as hot as my Sister.

Elle - Do a test on J and don't tell him which one I am. I know he'll be honest!

Tomorrow night!!

We're on a red eye, which will suck, but who cares! I'M ON A BOAT!

I look at my sis and I this way: She's the crazy one you want a 1 night stand with, but I'm the one you bring home to mom.

And you're totally hotter.

 

[vc10um]

Date: 1/22/2010 1:09:01 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/22/2010 1:00:15 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 1/22/2010 12:58:08 PM
Author: Bia
I like chat

Me too...

Me three.

Morning LP!

I don''t know what my position in the family is...I''m the oldest, went to state school, worked all through college and moved out at 18, now married. The shortest, curvier than my sis... But she went to Georgetown and is really smart, but kind of a crazy drunken tard who, at 24, acts like she''s still IN college. Uber judgmental. My parents think my bro is fantastic despite being a delinquent in HS.

So really, I''m the best and get no respect!

Haha. That kinda sucks, sunny.

Georgetown is an excellent place for smart drunken tards. And exactly WHY I avoid G-town between September and May.

 

[vc10um]

Date: 1/22/2010 1:10:47 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/22/2010 1:08:56 PM
Author: winelover23
I''m so freaking hungry!

Sunny - When do you head out? I''m so jealous! We''re going to miss you!

It must be a guy thing w/ my Sister then because I''ve had guys not answer me when I ask if I''m as hot as my Sister.

Elle - Do a test on J and don''t tell him which one I am. I know he''ll be honest!

Tomorrow night!!

We''re on a red eye, which will suck, but who cares! I''M ON A BOAT!

Got your flippie floppies???

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/22/2010 1:10:47 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/22/2010 1:08:56 PM
Author: winelover23
I''m so freaking hungry!

Sunny - When do you head out? I''m so jealous! We''re going to miss you!

It must be a guy thing w/ my Sister then because I''ve had guys not answer me when I ask if I''m as hot as my Sister.

Elle - Do a test on J and don''t tell him which one I am. I know he''ll be honest!

Tomorrow night!!

We''re on a red eye, which will suck, but who cares! I''M ON A BOAT!

If you bring your ipod and play that you will be my hero! You guys totally need to head out to the bow and make a music video!