The LIW Small Talk Thread

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/23/2009 1:36:25 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 12/23/2009 1:33:15 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/23/2009 1:29:51 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 12/23/2009 1:27:29 PM
Author: elledizzy5
Mexico is evil.

J crapped the bed in Mexico!

Wait, what? Did he drink the water?

Not on purpose. It must''ve been an accident. Maybe ice? I don''t know.

It was brutal. I woke up at 4:30 AM to him rinsing his boxers out in the bathroom.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 12/23/2009 1:37:26 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/23/2009 1:36:25 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 12/23/2009 1:33:15 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/23/2009 1:29:51 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 12/23/2009 1:27:29 PM
Author: elledizzy5
Mexico is evil.

J crapped the bed in Mexico!

Wait, what? Did he drink the water?

Not on purpose. It must''ve been an accident. Maybe ice? I don''t know.

It was brutal. I woke up at 4:30 AM to him rinsing his boxers out in the bathroom.

OMG that''s so sad and hilarious at the same time. Where were you?

 

[sunnyd]

Dude. You can crap yourself from ice cubes?!

Poor J.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/23/2009 1:38:50 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 12/23/2009 1:37:26 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/23/2009 1:36:25 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 12/23/2009 1:33:15 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/23/2009 1:29:51 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 12/23/2009 1:27:29 PM
Author: elledizzy5
Mexico is evil.

J crapped the bed in Mexico!

Wait, what? Did he drink the water?

Not on purpose. It must''ve been an accident. Maybe ice? I don''t know.

It was brutal. I woke up at 4:30 AM to him rinsing his boxers out in the bathroom.

OMG that''s so sad and hilarious at the same time. Where were you?

It is hilarious. We were in Cabo.. August 08.

We''d tell the story when we got back and people would laugh initially, and then just feel really bad. Haha.

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 12/23/2009 1:39:59 PM
Author: sunnyd
Dude. You can crap yourself from ice cubes?!

Poor J.

this is possibly one of the best phrases i''ve heard in a good long while.

and sunny you never responded to my offer to be in a whole lot of pictures

i''ll get good booze too as payment

 

[TooPatient]

Date: 12/23/2009 1:33:57 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 12/23/2009 1:33:15 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/23/2009 1:29:51 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 12/23/2009 1:27:29 PM
Author: elledizzy5
Mexico is evil.

J crapped the bed in Mexico!

Wow. Took us all the way until 1:30 to get to poop. That''s gotta be some sort of ST record.

Only 10:30 where I am. But still a record.

 

[vc10um]

Date: 12/23/2009 1:42:23 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 12/23/2009 1:39:59 PM
Author: sunnyd
Dude. You can crap yourself from ice cubes?!

Poor J.

this is possibly one of the best phrases i''ve heard in a good long while.

and sunny you never responded to my offer to be in a whole lot of pictures

i''ll get good booze too as payment

Ditto Squirrly. Poor J, too. But honestly, it''s a pretty funny story...and at least it wasn''t your HM!

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 12/23/2009 1:42:23 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 12/23/2009 1:39:59 PM
Author: sunnyd
Dude. You can crap yourself from ice cubes?!

Poor J.

this is possibly one of the best phrases i''ve heard in a good long while.

and sunny you never responded to my offer to be in a whole lot of pictures

i''ll get good booze too as payment

Where do I sign up?

 

[Lauren8211]

No the HM was the spider.

Something traumatic on every trip, I swear!

 

[winelover23]

Date: 12/23/2009 1:48:43 PM
Author: elledizzy5
No the HM was the spider.

Something traumatic on every trip, I swear!

There best not be any spiders or pants crapping on my HM or I''ll have to lay the smack down!

 

[vc10um]

Date: 12/23/2009 1:49:31 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 12/23/2009 1:48:43 PM
Author: elledizzy5
No the HM was the spider.

Something traumatic on every trip, I swear!

There best not be any spiders or pants crapping on my HM or I''ll have to lay the smack down!

HAHA. I don''t know if laying the smackdown on your brand-spankin-new hubby is the best way to spend a HM!

Well, unless it''s *that* kind of smackdown...

 

[Lauren8211]

My blackberry is down again. I''m about to lose my excrement.

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 12/23/2009 1:45:40 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 12/23/2009 1:42:23 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 12/23/2009 1:39:59 PM
Author: sunnyd
Dude. You can crap yourself from ice cubes?!

Poor J.

this is possibly one of the best phrases i''ve heard in a good long while.

and sunny you never responded to my offer to be in a whole lot of pictures

i''ll get good booze too as payment

Where do I sign up?

i''ll just sneak you in so i can make a run for it in nice comfy jeans and sneakers. only problem is you might not be able to wear my heels for the pics. if you''re taller than 5''4" it might be noticable

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 12/23/2009 1:51:08 PM
Author: elledizzy5
My blackberry is down again. I''m about to lose my excrement.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON''T EAT THE ICE CUBES!

 

[vc10um]

Date: 12/23/2009 1:54:31 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 12/23/2009 1:51:08 PM
Author: elledizzy5
My blackberry is down again. I''m about to lose my excrement.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON''T EAT THE ICE CUBES!

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 12/23/2009 1:53:42 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 12/23/2009 1:45:40 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 12/23/2009 1:42:23 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 12/23/2009 1:39:59 PM
Author: sunnyd
Dude. You can crap yourself from ice cubes?!

Poor J.

this is possibly one of the best phrases i''ve heard in a good long while.

and sunny you never responded to my offer to be in a whole lot of pictures

i''ll get good booze too as payment

Where do I sign up?

i''ll just sneak you in so i can make a run for it in nice comfy jeans and sneakers. only problem is you might not be able to wear my heels for the pics. if you''re taller than 5''4'' it might be noticable

I''m 5''4! Perfect!

Maybe you could make a cardboard cutout of youself in various positions!

 

[TooPatient]

The phone is fixed!

Only took an hour on hold.

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 12/23/2009 1:56:41 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 12/23/2009 1:53:42 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 12/23/2009 1:45:40 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 12/23/2009 1:42:23 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 12/23/2009 1:39:59 PM
Author: sunnyd
Dude. You can crap yourself from ice cubes?!

Poor J.

this is possibly one of the best phrases i''ve heard in a good long while.

and sunny you never responded to my offer to be in a whole lot of pictures

i''ll get good booze too as payment

Where do I sign up?

i''ll just sneak you in so i can make a run for it in nice comfy jeans and sneakers. only problem is you might not be able to wear my heels for the pics. if you''re taller than 5''4'' it might be noticable

I''m 5''4! Perfect!

Maybe you could make a cardboard cutout of youself in various positions!

hmm then we could both run off and drink and not have to do this photo thing. i like the way you think

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 12/23/2009 1:56:53 PM
Author: TooPatient
The phone is fixed!

Only took an hour on hold.

How were you on hold if the phone was broken?

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 12/23/2009 2:01:17 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 12/23/2009 1:56:41 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 12/23/2009 1:53:42 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 12/23/2009 1:45:40 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 12/23/2009 1:42:23 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 12/23/2009 1:39:59 PM
Author: sunnyd
Dude. You can crap yourself from ice cubes?!

Poor J.

this is possibly one of the best phrases i''ve heard in a good long while.

and sunny you never responded to my offer to be in a whole lot of pictures

i''ll get good booze too as payment

Where do I sign up?

i''ll just sneak you in so i can make a run for it in nice comfy jeans and sneakers. only problem is you might not be able to wear my heels for the pics. if you''re taller than 5''4'' it might be noticable

I''m 5''4! Perfect!

Maybe you could make a cardboard cutout of youself in various positions!

hmm then we could both run off and drink and not have to do this photo thing. i like the way you think

Ooh zing! Love it.

 

[TooPatient]

Date: 12/23/2009 2:02:58 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 12/23/2009 1:56:53 PM
Author: TooPatient
The phone is fixed!

Only took an hour on hold.

How were you on hold if the phone was broken?

I switched to one of the guy''s direct lines and dialed out on there. (we''ve got 4 phone lines and 3 separate accounts -- long story)
And for good measure pulled out me cell phone to dial the technicians who did the installation last time directly.

Just picture me with one phone wedged between my shoulder and ear on my left side and a cell phone against my right ear trying to type and dig through phone numbers with my left hand.

 

[vc10um]

Date: 12/23/2009 2:10:27 PM
Author: TooPatient

Date: 12/23/2009 2:02:58 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 12/23/2009 1:56:53 PM
Author: TooPatient
The phone is fixed!

Only took an hour on hold.

How were you on hold if the phone was broken?

I switched to one of the guy''s direct lines and dialed out on there. (we''ve got 4 phone lines and 3 separate accounts -- long story)
And for good measure pulled out me cell phone to dial the technicians who did the installation last time directly.

Just picture me with one phone wedged between my shoulder and ear on my left side and a cell phone against my right ear trying to type and dig through phone numbers with my left hand.

Oh my.

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 12/23/2009 2:10:27 PM
Author: TooPatient

Just picture me with one phone wedged between my shoulder and ear on my left side and a cell phone against my right ear trying to type and dig through phone numbers with my left hand.

Ha, been there done that.

When I used to work at Home Depot, I would walk around the store with 2 "cell phones", one on each ear. People looked at me like I was crazy. Or crazy IMPORTANT!

 

[winelover23]

Did I tell you guys that my wedding venue is $800? Just wanted to mention that.

Oh and I douched my sinuses last night. W/ a sinus doucher.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/23/2009 2:20:28 PM
Author: winelover23
Did I tell you guys that my wedding venue is $800? Just wanted to mention that.

Oh and I douched my sinuses last night. W/ a sinus doucher.

Yay!

and

LOL! Lovely. What''d you douche outta there?

 

[winelover23]

Date: 12/23/2009 2:21:19 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/23/2009 2:20:28 PM
Author: winelover23
Did I tell you guys that my wedding venue is $800? Just wanted to mention that.

Oh and I douched my sinuses last night. W/ a sinus doucher.

Yay!

and

LOL! Lovely. What''d you douche outta there?

Not sure, snot I spose? I bought one of those neti pots after much convincing from my peers. I highly recommend it!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/23/2009 2:22:20 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 12/23/2009 2:21:19 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/23/2009 2:20:28 PM
Author: winelover23
Did I tell you guys that my wedding venue is $800? Just wanted to mention that.

Oh and I douched my sinuses last night. W/ a sinus doucher.

Yay!

and

LOL! Lovely. What''d you douche outta there?

Not sure, snot I spose? I bought one of those neti pots after much convincing from my peers. I highly recommend it!

No buried treasure?

I''ve heard good things about them. I may try.

 

[vc10um]

Date: 12/23/2009 2:20:28 PM
Author: winelover23
Did I tell you guys that my wedding venue is $800? Just wanted to mention that.

Oh and I douched my sinuses last night. W/ a sinus doucher.

OOOOO, you didn''t tell us you got such a bargain, WL!!! Where''s it gonna be?!?!

And I''m amused by your sinus douching.

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 12/23/2009 2:22:20 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 12/23/2009 2:21:19 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/23/2009 2:20:28 PM
Author: winelover23
Did I tell you guys that my wedding venue is $800? Just wanted to mention that.

Oh and I douched my sinuses last night. W/ a sinus doucher.

Yay!

and

LOL! Lovely. What''d you douche outta there?

Not sure, snot I spose? I bought one of those neti pots after much convincing from my peers. I highly recommend it!

Do you feel like you''re gonna die? My SILs have those things, but I''m too scared to try it. Something about douching your sinuses...

 

[sunnyd]

$800?!?! That makes you douchbride extraordinaire!!