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Advertising Terms Explained

NEW - Different color from previous design.
ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.

EXCLUSIVE - Imported product.
UNMATCHED - Almost as good as the competition.

FOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments.
ADVANCED DESIGN - The advertising agency doesn't understand it.

IT'S HERE AT LAST - Rush job. Nobody knew it was coming.
FIELD TESTED - Manufacturer lacks test equipment.

HIGH ACCURACY - Unit on which all parts fit.
FUTURISTIC - No other reason why it looks the way it does.

REDESIGNED - Previous flaws fixed. We hope.
DIRECT SALES ONLY - Factory had a big argument with distributor.

YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - We finally got one to work.
BREAKTHROUGH - We finally figured out a use for it.

MAINTENANCE FREE - Impossible to fix.
MEETS ALL STANDARDS - Ours, not yours.

SOLID-STATE - Heavy as anything!
HIGH RELIABILITY - We made it work long enough to ship it.
 
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Facebook is good for one thing, the occasional laugh:
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A friend of mine worked on the Marlborough campaign. Their results were so poor at the end of year one they were nearly fired at the annual meeting. They convinced the committee to give them one more year, and the rest is history...
 
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When I first qualified as a HCP, I looked at photos of class reunions of the university course that I attended featuring alumni in their 50s/60s , and joked one day I would be one of them.

I am at that age now, nearly 40 years later!!!

DK :lol-2:
 
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