To cheer us up, the memes thread

[missy]

 

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[missy]

A long meme.


An elderly Italian man lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie...

 

[Asscherhalo_lover]

As a former figure skater this one had me in full on ROFLMAO mode!

 

[MakingTheGrade]

It’s funny that now that I’m home more often to sign for packages, I haven’t bought anything needing a signature in awhile!

 

[MakingTheGrade]

 

[mellowyellowgirl]

HUGE Anne of Green Gables fan here

 

[missy]

“I don’t know much about science, but I know what I like.”

 

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[Matata]

 

[Babyblue033]

This actually happened to me yesterday!

 

[canuk-gal]

This actually happened to me yesterday!

Ya, the pants thing is happening to me more often than it should!

 

[missy]

Ya, the pants thing is happening to me more often than it should!

Haha that is why I wear pants with elastic waist bands in the house. Especially when I eat.

 

[missy]

 

[missy]

Hahaha

 

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[alittlelight]

OK, @missy , I don’t think we will be able to top that last one!

 

[Matata]

 

[GlitterInMyHair]

A bit risque, lol.

 

[Garnetgirl]

 

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[Garnetgirl]

I just love all your cat memes, @missy

 

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