10 Carat Honker

[sledge]

Found a flawless SI3 10 carat honker. Looking for advice on the proportions.

54 table
34.5 crown
40.75 pavilion
61.80 depth

The dealer said something about an ASSET picture -- red, green & blue colors? Also, said it was a Cupid's special with some cool heart & arrow things.

He promised it would do a magical fire dance like a stripper on a disco ball.

Does any of this sound right?

 

[jp201845]

Welcome back Sledge a lot of PS’ers have been asking about your Houdini act, good to see you !

 

[Dandi]

Welcome back @sledge! Many of us have been so worried about you!

 

[lovedogs]

Found a flawless SI3 10 carat honker. Looking for advice on the proportions.

54 table
34.5 crown
40.75 pavilion
61.80 depth

The dealer said something about an ASSET picture -- red, green & blue colors? Also, said it was a Cupid's special with some cool heart & arrow things.

He promised it would do a magical fire dance like a stripper on a disco ball.

Does any of this sound right?

You have been so missed!!!

 

[Dancing Fire]

You are still alive?? welcome back...

 

[Sparkles88]

Welcome back @sledge ! Nice to see you posting again, hope all is well.

 

[MissGotRocks]

Found a flawless SI3 10 carat honker. Looking for advice on the proportions.

54 table
34.5 crown
40.75 pavilion
61.80 depth

The dealer said something about an ASSET picture -- red, green & blue colors? Also, said it was a Cupid's special with some cool heart & arrow things.

He promised it would do a magical fire dance like a stripper on a disco ball.

Does any of this sound right?

It is good to see you again! I think I led the charge of worry for you but it is great to 'see' and hear from you! Welcome back!

 

[tyty333]

Where you been dude??? We could use your help!

Sounds like a perfect stone!

 

[Efleon]

Found a flawless SI3 10 carat honker. Looking for advice on the proportions.

54 table
34.5 crown
40.75 pavilion
61.80 depth

The dealer said something about an ASSET picture -- red, green & blue colors? Also, said it was a Cupid's special with some cool heart & arrow things.

He promised it would do a magical fire dance like a stripper on a disco ball.

Does any of this sound right?

You had me at “10 carat honker magical fire dance stripper and disco ball” all in same post!!!!
Can we see this?

 

[missy]

You had me at “10 carat honker magical fire dance stripper and disco ball” all in same post!!!!
Can we see this?

Ummm yeah. I second @Efleon ’s request. Pretty please.




And welcome back @sledge !

 

[MamaBee]

Welcome back @sledge! I truly was worried about you because of COVID! I‘m so happy you’re okay!

 

[Gussie]

We missed you @sledge! I am certainly glad to see you're OK. And I want to see the 10 carat honker!

 

[Mlh]

Hi @sledge! You were missed!!

 

[Patty]

Welcome back!

 

[Rockdiamond]

Sledge, Sledge Sledge

He promised it would do a magical fire dance like a stripper on a disco ball.

I never mentioned ANYTHING about a stripper....bwahbwahbwah!!
Welcome back

 

[MamaBee]

Ummmm...Where’s the honker pic @sledge?

 

[blingmeupscotty]

Pictures please....

 

[kah42]

Welcome back! You were definitely missed. Hope you've been well

 

[Double E]

Welcome back Man^^

 

[yssie]

Sledge! Welcome back!! What a lovely Monday surprise to see your name pop up

Hope all is wonderful with you and yours

 

[TwinkleStar]

Welcome back, Sledge! Loved your posts and learned a lot over the years!

p.S. I think if Sledge finally found the above, that would be his good-bye note to PS.

 

[sledge]

Thanks for the warm welcomes back! I missed you all too and sorry to have caused any concern.

We were considered “essential” but managed to avoid COVID despite not always sheltering. We did have our brains tickled more times than I care to remember from all the testing but luckily we always tested negative. Still, that’s a drop in the bucket compared to what many others faced.

Sadly I must confess the 10 carat honker was fictional. What can I say I know my people and their addictions. Although I’m a little disappointed no one busted my chops on the misspelling of ASET and abuse of H&A terminology, lol.

Love you all and glad to be back!

 

[denverappraiser]

A stripper on a disco ball has TWO honkers. You only have one.

 

[bludiva]

Thanks for the warm welcomes back! I missed you all too and sorry to have caused any concern.

We were considered “essential” but managed to avoid COVID despite not always sheltering. We did have our brains tickled more times than I care to remember from all the testing but luckily we always tested negative. Still, that’s a drop in the bucket compared to what many others faced.

Sadly I must confess the 10 carat honker was fictional. What can I say I know my people and their addictions. Although I’m a little disappointed no one busted my chops on the misspelling of ASET and abuse of H&A terminology, lol.

Love you all and glad to be back!

lol "SI3" was the first clue

glad you and your SO are well!

 

[TreeScientist]

Nice to see you posting again Sledge! And glad to hear you're safe.

 

[Bonfire]

Sledge!! So nice to “see” you!!

 

[Rhino]

A stripper on a disco ball has TWO honkers. You only have one.

LMAO

 

[yssie]

A stripper on a disco ball has TWO honkers. You only have one.

...

 

[canuk-gal]

HI:

Great segue. The jokes just write themselves.

cheers--Sharon

 

[AprilBaby]

Yay Sledge! You have been missed!