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Super_Ideal_Rock
- Joined
- Nov 1, 2003
- Messages
- 23,295
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don''t give a rats ass if somebody notices your haircut.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to a different gas station because this one is
too icky.
Same work.....more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000 Tuxedo rental $50
People never stare at your chest when you''re talking
The occasional, well-rendered belch is almost expected.
New shoes don''t cut, blister or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the damn time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five day vacation only requires 1 suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair stylists don''t rob you blind.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If somebody forgets to invite you to something, you and he or she can
still be
friends.
Your underwear only costs $8.99 for a three-pack.
You can be single at 34 and nobody notices ( except your mom)
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger side.
Three pair of shoes is more than enough.
You don''t have to clean up if the maid is coming.
You can quietly watch a game on TV with a buddy for hours without
thinking "he must
be mad at me."
You don''t mooch off of others desserts.
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a gift.
You are not expected to know the names of more than 10 colors.
You don''t have to stop and think about which way to turn a nut or a
bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are not able to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years.....sometimes decades.
You never shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
You look prosperous if you''re fat.
One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can do your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 45
minutes.
****!!! It''s great to be a man.
Every man should count his blessings every day
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don''t give a rats ass if somebody notices your haircut.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to a different gas station because this one is
too icky.
Same work.....more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000 Tuxedo rental $50
People never stare at your chest when you''re talking
The occasional, well-rendered belch is almost expected.
New shoes don''t cut, blister or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the damn time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five day vacation only requires 1 suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair stylists don''t rob you blind.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If somebody forgets to invite you to something, you and he or she can
still be
friends.
Your underwear only costs $8.99 for a three-pack.
You can be single at 34 and nobody notices ( except your mom)
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger side.
Three pair of shoes is more than enough.
You don''t have to clean up if the maid is coming.
You can quietly watch a game on TV with a buddy for hours without
thinking "he must
be mad at me."
You don''t mooch off of others desserts.
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a gift.
You are not expected to know the names of more than 10 colors.
You don''t have to stop and think about which way to turn a nut or a
bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are not able to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years.....sometimes decades.
You never shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
You look prosperous if you''re fat.
One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can do your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 45
minutes.
****!!! It''s great to be a man.
Every man should count his blessings every day
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