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[strmrdr]

SAVING GAS SHOULDN''T HURT!
A man recently took a job in the city. Since the commute was long, passing through a congested tunnel, and gas prices high, he started a ridesharing initiative. Things went well for about a week or so. Then, he started to get severe pain in his wrists. Oddly, this only happened when he was driving through the tunnel. After a few days, he went to his doctor and described his symptoms. The doctor told him he had a common ailment: carpool tunnel syndrome.

 

[strmrdr]

A KING LEARNS A DIFFICULT LESSON
There was once a king of a wealthy island nation. The king could have built a large palace on the island. However, tradition dictated that he live in a modest grass hut like the island''s other inhabitants. Wanting to enjoy his wealth, he called in engineers. They suggested that he build an elaborate throne. They designed the throne, along with a series of ropes and levers to raise and lower it. That way, he could lift it up to the top of his hut when not in use, leaving more room for other activities. The king was happy for a few months. But soon the ropes frayed and the throne tumbled down and shattered. This goes to prove that people who live in grass houses shouldn''t stow thrones.

 

[Skippy123]

hehe Storm! Here is mine silly joke.

A man is driving down the freeway with his two pet penguins when he gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. After the cop hands over the speeding ticket to the driver, he notices the 2 penguins. The cop informs the driver that he must take the penguins to the zoo. The driver agrees to do so.

Two months later, the same man is pulled over by the same cop for speeding. The cop notices the penguins again only now they are wearing sun glasses and eating ice cream. The cop says, "I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo." The man responds, "I did take them to the zoo, now I'm taking them to the beach."

 

[Regular Guy]

Skippy,

Now I know three people who tell that joke...you, me, and Jim Sacamano, where I first heard it!

Also, happy 10,000.

Storm...thanks for bringing these forward. Good fun!

 

[monarch64]

Here''s mine:


Mother is driving a little girl to her friend''s house for a play date.

''Mommy,'' the little girl asks, ''how old are you?''

''Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,'' the mother replied.

''It''s not polite.''

''OK'', the little girl says, ''How much do you weigh?''

''Now really,'' the mother says, ''those are personal questions and are really none of your business.''

Undaunted, the little girl asks, ''Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?''

''That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!''

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

''My Mom won''t tell me anything about her,'' the little girl says to her friend.

''Well,'' says the friend, ''all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it.''

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, ''I know how old you are, you are 32.''

The mother is surprised and asks, ''How did you find that out?

''I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.''

The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
''How in heaven''s name did you find that out?''

''And,'' the little girl says triumphantly,''I know why you and daddy got a divorce.''

''Oh really?'' the mother asks. ''Why?''

''Because you got an F in sex.''