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[strmrdr]

FROM OUR ''STORIES OF THE STRANGE'' ANNALS...

A piece of tarmac walked into a bar, sat down and ordered a drink.
Soon, another piece of pavement came in for a drink. The tarmac hid
under a table. After the other piece of pavement left, the tarmac
returned to his stool. "What was that all about?" asked the bartender.
Replied the tarmac, "That guy''s a real cycle path!"

 

[marvel]

A horse walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck,
the bartenders says, "I don't mind the long face,
but don't you go startin' anything around here!'

 

[moon river]

Marvel, don''t encourage him

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