JCJD
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Compelled to start an innocuous thread
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Sue the petard off 'em!!! They should have a warning label on their products. I cut my lip licking an envelope...not a tiny cut but a crevasse...and every time I smiled it tore open. Envelopes should come with warning labels too. For your reading pleasure, here's a few warning labels that actually appear on products.
• A warning on an electric router made for carpenters cautions, "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."
• A warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user: "Remove child before folding."
• A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use "while sleeping or unconscious."
• A container of underarm deodorant says, "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."
• A cartridge for a laser printer warns, "Do not eat toner."
• A household iron warns users: "Never iron clothes while they are being worn."
• A label with a hair dryer reads, "Never use hair dryer while sleeping."
• A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: "Not intended for highway use."
• A warning on an electric router made for carpenters cautions, "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."
• A warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user: "Remove child before folding."
• A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use "while sleeping or unconscious."
• A container of underarm deodorant says, "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."
• A cartridge for a laser printer warns, "Do not eat toner."
• A household iron warns users: "Never iron clothes while they are being worn."
• A label with a hair dryer reads, "Never use hair dryer while sleeping."
• A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: "Not intended for highway use."
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