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Ideal_Rock
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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that
he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house
cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but
on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were
allwashed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that
he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes,
and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn''t see any
results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was
clean,the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Long Island girl. He boasted that he
told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn''t see anything, the second day he
didn''t see anything,
but by the third day most of the swelling had gone
downand he could see a little out of his left eye.
Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and
telephone a landscaper.!!!
their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that
he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house
cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but
on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were
allwashed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that
he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes,
and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn''t see any
results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was
clean,the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Long Island girl. He boasted that he
told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn''t see anything, the second day he
didn''t see anything,
but by the third day most of the swelling had gone
downand he could see a little out of his left eye.
Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and
telephone a landscaper.!!!
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