feel like a laugh?

[arjunajane]

Some "lesser known" of Murphy''s dictums:
OR
some pretty funny negative humour...


Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don''t.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there''s a 90% probability you''ll get it wrong.

If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, two or three at a time, on a hill. in the fog.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

The things that come to those who wait - will be the things left by those who got there first.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.


tee hee..

 

[tickintime]

I love the 50-50-90 rule...hmm last final tomorrow

 

[OUpearlgirl]

I just got an e-mail with some more of these..

Remember, half the people you meet are below average.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

Support bacteria. They''re the only culture some people have.

If you think nobody cares about you, just try missing a couple of payments.

On the other hand.. you have different fingers.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

 

[arjunajane]

Oh tickintime, I''m sure you''ll do great in ur finals! don''t sweat it

Peargirl, yeah I get heaps of them in my emails at work with other funny stuff , I think they''re great.

 

[LegacyGirl]

I love this one:

Support bacteria. They''re the only culture some people have.

 

[somethingshiny]

OMG!

I love "On the other hand, you have fingers"

It''s so fitting for my dad! HE blew off part of his hand with a firework last 4th of July and on the other hand he got bitten by a brown recluse and had chunks of flesh removed. We say stuff like that to him all the time!