funny email today

[jcarlylew]

Hi ladies! I received a funny email today, thought you all might like it.

It''s not difficult to Make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. A friend

2. A companion

3. A lover

4. A brother

5. A father

6. A master

7. A chef

8. An electrician

9. A carpenter

10. A plumber

11. A mechanic

12. A decorator

13. A stylist

14. A sexologist

15. A gynecologist

16. A psychologist

17. A pest exterminator

18. A psychiatrist

19. A healer

20. A good listener

21. An organizer

22. A good father

23. Very clean

24. Sympathetic

25. Athletic

26. Warm

27. Attentive

28. Gallant

29. Intelligent

30. Funny

31. Creative

32. Tender

33. Strong

34. Understanding

35. Tolerant

36. Prudent

37. Ambitious

38. Capable

39. Courageous

40. Determined

41. True

42. Dependable

43. Passionate

44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly

46. Love shopping

47. Be honest

48. Be very rich

49. Not stress her out

50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food

** a nice giggle for a wednesday!! **

 

[ams0124]

That was cute! That list took forever to scroll down and read....are women really that needy?!?! LOL

Thanks for the laugh

 

[Lauren8211]

Ha! Cute

I wonder how FF would feel about the gynecologist expections...

 

[jcarlylew]

Date: 8/13/2008 2:21:04 PM
Author: ams0124

That was cute! That list took forever to scroll down and read....are women really that needy?!?! LOL

Thanks for the laugh

i know! i started laughing after #17, then 25, etc. hee hee i guess we are!

 

[vita*dolce]

haha, awesome!! thanks for sharing!!

 

[galeteia]

Date: 8/13/2008 1:52:57 PM
Author:List Author


It''s not difficult to Make a woman happy.



A man only needs to be:

6. A master

Uh, say WHAT?


Please tell me this means something other than what I think it means.

 

[choro72]

hee hee, thanks for the laugh! I just emailed FI

 

[Bliss]

After #5, I was laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I''m sooooo sending this to FI!

 

[trillionaire]

had to send that one to the BF... lol

 

[radiantquest]

very cute. made me smile. thank you.

 

[Dreamgirl]

HA! Hilarious. Thanks for sharing with us! It gave me a good laugh.....and oh so true. hehe