Funny story about my ring

[Smurfysmiles]

So..
The other night fi and I went to walmart (you can see where this story is heading lol) to buy our nintendo wii. We are standing in line waiting for our turn and it''s taking forever. There is a girl in front of us blitzed out of her mind (and I swear she took a bath in a tub of rum, it was that bad) that is in front of us. Apparently she had to take her cell phone in to be fixed because her horse stepped on it...which about 20 minutes later turned into she ran it over with her car

Anyways. We''re waiting and she turns around and zeroes in on my ring and grabs my hand and in my head I''m thinking, great, here we go... She then proceeds to tell everyone in line with us (about 8 people or so) that I have this amazing tiffanys ring and they should all come check it out. Of course Fi hears this and starts grinning lol, I''m sure he would love everyone to think I had a tiffanys ring And I''m like it''s not, it''s from helzbergs and she''s like no I''m pretty sure it''s from tiffanys and I''m like no, I helped him pick it out....And then she high fives me and yells "you go girl!"

I walked out of the store in disbelief at what just had happened...lol hopefully some of you can get a laugh out of this

 

[elrohwen]

LOL You run into some of the weirdest people at Walmart.

 

[Smurfysmiles]

I know! I have a feeling I could go in there wearing spandex tiger pants with a fanny pack, a see through visor, giant glasses from the 80s and a ruffled pirate shirt and nobody would look twice...oh and dont forget hooker boots lol

 

[BeachRunner]

Date: 9/24/2009 12:21:12 PM
Author: Smurfyimproved
I know! I have a feeling I could go in there wearing spandex tiger pants with a fanny pack, a see through visor, giant glasses from the 80s and a ruffled pirate shirt and nobody would look twice...oh and dont forget hooker boots lol

If you do that, watch out, you''ll end up on peopleofwalmart.com !

 

[sunnyd]

I''m scared to go in my Walmart. It''s not a nice place.

 

[Smurfysmiles]

Date: 9/24/2009 12:48:46 PM
Author: sunnyd
I''m scared to go in my Walmart. It''s not a nice place.

I am too! The cops tried to tazer a guy at ours, and the guy grabbed the tazer and got the cops instead, it was nuts!!!

 

[tlh]

peopleofwalmart.com I''ll wait for your pic to show up.... or really her!

 

[D&T]

lol... its true you meet some of the weirdest people there. DH and I have a running joke, that we'll have to bring some extra cash because we get solicitors or pan handler in the parking lot that literally chase you down right after you get out of your car to tell us their sad sobbing story so our budget of x... will always increase at least another $5-$10 because someone will say they need diapers or dog food (not that I would deprive them of food) but it's only happen two times and we don't go to that walmart anymore.

 

[Luckyeshe]

Lol! Only at Walmart

 

[Keepingthefaith21]

I like to go to Wal-Mart and listen to classical music on my iPod. You''d be surprised at how interesting the contrast is. Plus, it really helps to keep me calm when I am faced with what feels like a NEVER ENDING line at the check out area.

 

[jcarlylew]

Date: 9/24/2009 12:48:46 PM
Author: sunnyd
I''m scared to go in my Walmart. It''s not a nice place.

what? where is it?
oh yeah. renton. nm.


smufy. that is hilarious!!!! i love your description of the lady too