Got any jokes?

[missy]

 

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[kenny]

 

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[kenny]

I'm going to learn that to sing it at open mics.

First I'll step up to the mic and ask:
Who here has a cat?
If you have a cat, raise your hand.
Well this song's for you.

LOL

Thanks for the new material, missy.

Maybe I'll write another verse for dog people, and one for bird people.

LOL

 

[kenny]

Similarly I "wrote" spoofy lyrics to the music of Barbara Streisand's "People"

Sing this to the melody of "People".

People
People who eat people,
are the HUUUUUNgriest people, in the world.

One person
One very tasty person
A person deep in your throat ...

Once you were whole, now you're half

(big dramatic finish here)...

People
People who eat people,
are the ............... hungriest people ... in ... the ... wooooooorld.
(End with brief melody on strings)

That's as far as I've gotten.
Hahaha.

 

[kenny]

Then for that John Denver's song, "Sunshine on My Shoulder" ...

Birdshit
on my shoulder
make me crappy

Birdshit
in my eyes
can make me cry

Birdshit
on the water
looks disgusting ...

 

[kenny]

I know. I know.
I'm one sick puppy.

 

[kenny]

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[missy]

Similarly I "wrote" spoofy lyrics to the music of Barbara Streisand's "People"

Sing this to the melody of "People".

People
People who eat people,
are the HUUUUUNgriest people, in the world.

One person
One very tasty person
A person deep in your throat ...

Once you were whole, now you're half

(big dramatic finish here)...

People
People who eat people,
are the ............... hungriest people ... in ... the ... wooooooorld.
(End with brief melody on strings)

That's as far as I've gotten.
Hahaha.

Then for that John Denver's song, "Sunshine on My Shoulder" ...

Birdshit
on my shoulder
make me crappy

Birdshit
in my eyes
can make me cry

Birdshit
on the water
looks disgusting ...

Love it Kenny.
You are talented and keep on composing

 

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[kenny]

... A pair of pair of scissors?