Got any jokes?

[missy]

 

[kenny]

 

[Garnetgirl]

A local charity had never received a donation from the town’s banker, so the director made a phone call. “Our records show you make $500,000 a year, yet you haven’t given a penny to charity,” the director began. “Wouldn’t you like to help the community?”

The banker replied, “Did your research show that my mother is ill, with extremely expensive medical bills?”

“Um, no,” mumbled the director.

“Or that my brother is unemployed? Or that my sister’s husband left, leaving her broke with four kids?”

“I … I … I had no idea.”

“So,” said the banker, “if I don’t give them any money, why would I give any to you?”

 

[missy]

 

[missy]

 

[missy]

 

[missy]

 

[kenny]

"Ri rate ren rat rappens! Rarn Rubble Rum!"

 

[kenny]

Gosh, she looks so familiar!
I think I recall seeing her in Paris.

 

[VRBeauty]

A local thrift store has hundreds of boxes of these “dessert forks.” HUNDREDS and HUNDREDS and HUNDREDS of boxes, in different configurations - pretty boxed sets like this one, plain cardboard boxes like a restaurant might order, bigger sets that include matching knives.

I do feel bad for the local entrepreneur who probably lost a bundle on this, but… !

 

[kenny]

How bizarre!

I have no clue what those were supposed to be good for.
Does anyone here know?

I went to a thrift store with a massive box of very very nice new T shirts.
Fine cotton with no stupid images or text on them.
It was 5 ft by 5 ft by 4 ft tall.
I spent a good 20 minutes digging through the box looking for a my size.
Nope.
Every one was an XXXL or XXXs!

 

[missy]

 

[kenny]

Oh, ain't THAT the truth!?!

 

[AGBF]

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[missy]

 

[missy]

 

[missy]

 

[missy]

 

[missy]

 

[missy]

This really strikes my funny bone and I find it hysterical. I know it is not for everyone but as a cat lover I get this. LOL

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[Garnetgirl]

Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than us.

Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than us.

Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English
is apparently what kills you.
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[kenny]

 

[missy]

 

[missy]

 

[kenny]

missy, I'm surprised that comic didn't show the cat had cut the leash in the middle with a scissors.

 

[missy]

missy, I'm surprised that comic didn't show the cat had cut the leash in the middle with a scissors.

Haha yes no self respecting cat would ever let a leash be put on them. In my vast experience with cats. LOL

This is the face I would get if I attempted the leash maneuver

 

[missy]

 

[missy]

 

[kenny]

 

[missy]