Got any jokes?

[missy]

 

[Garnetgirl]

 

[kenny]

EXACTLY!
That why this American is absolutely ...



... for America this November.

 

[missy]

 

[missy]

 

[ShinyPink]

@missy I'm sure Gus swatted that award on the floor as soon as he got it, and the cat shredded that gift card in two seconds! Now, where's a cat-ribbon cartoon?

 

[ShinyPink]

 

[mrs-b]

Ok, here's 4:

Dyslexics of the world - UNTIE!

A woman's husband died, and at the funeral a man approached her.
"Can I have a word?" he said.
"Certainly," said the widow.
"Plethora," said the man.
"Thank you," said the woman. "That means a lot."

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.

And lastly.....

A dyslexic walked into a bra....

 

[kenny]

 

[missy]

Or as I would have phrased it...

The Literalist takes things ‘Literally.’… The Kleptomaniac ‘Literally’ takes things!

 

[missy]

 

[missy]

 

[missy]

 

[kenny]

LOL!
Yeah, I've never understood the appeal of bowling, let alone watching it.
Yawn!

But, at least this IS the second best day of the year to go for a drive in Southern California, or a nice quiet walk with your birdie.

 

[kenny]

And now, something for our spider lovers.

 

[missy]

 

[missy]

 

[kenny]

 

[Garnetgirl]

Thanks to the interstate highway system, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.

 

[kenny]

@Garnetgirl LOL@

Getting your kicks on Route 66 is sooo yesterday!

Now you can avoid lot of that uncomfortable eye-contact and interaction with lots of humans, never get stuck in traffic , and start doing what's really important sooner, like posting pics of whatcha ate for lunch on Facebook.

I mean ... like ... priorities ... ya know.

(Oh, and for Monie, I found a pic of a male phone bimbo) ...

 

[missy]

 

[missy]

Cat people will get this. How can an 8 lb cat cause so much pain lol

 

[missy]

 

[missy]

 

[mrs-b]

I feel as tho we've reached a new level with some of these memes.

These are....

AWESOME!!

 

[missy]

 

[kenny]

 

[kenny]

 

[missy]

 

[kenny]