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Hahahaha!
 
missy the first one's hysterical
 
This one makes me think of PS ladies, and gents.
I can totally see one of us doing this. :lol:

I'd do it but would ask for much more than a minute.

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Love this.

I think it means, we've all become sheep ... with our phones.

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This one makes me think of PS ladies, and gents.
I can totally see one of us doing this. :lol:

I'd do it but would ask for much more than a minute.

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I did this. No kidding.:rolleyes::oops:
 
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You actually louped it while he waited?

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You actually louped it while he waited?

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No. I said yes and there were tears. We talked a lot. Then I louped it. He LOL.
 
Oh.
Well, I take back one of those snaps. :lol-2:
Do you always carry a loupe, or did you know he'd be popping the question?

FWIW, in my car I carry a cheapo loupe that I got free with a diamond.
I'm not expecting any proposals, but it comes in handy at thrift/antique stores and pawn shops.
 
Oh.
Well, I take back one of those snaps. :lol-2:
Do you always carry a loupe, or did you know he'd be popping the question?

FWIW, in my car I carry a cheapo loupe that I got free with a diamond.
I'm not expecting any proposals, but it comes in handy at thrift/antique stores and pawn shops.

My Dad was a jeweler and had a (big) business. We had numerous loupes at home. My Mom let the cat out of the bag...aka I "knew" the proposal was coming when she said to me (prior to going out for dinner) "are you wearing thaaatt"

cheers--Sharon
 
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OMG PB these guys are so cute.
 
A desperate looking man stood on the edge of a cliff, about to jump.
A filthy tramp wandering by said, “Since you’ll be dead in a moment, hows about some sex before you jump?”
He replied, “NO! Bugger off you filthy bastard!”

She shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay, I’ll just go and wait at the bottom.”
He didn’t jump.
 
What did the chick pea say when it was sick?
Falafel!
 
I don't get it.
Can you explain?

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Falafel is a Middle Eastern food made from mashed chick peas.
Falafel sounds like "feel awful"
Gee thanks, Kenny. Now it's not funny anymore. :doh::lol-2::lol:
 
Oh, I see ... falafel sounds like feel awful.

Thanx.

Sorry I ruined the joke for others. :cry2::cry2::cry2:

I LOVES me some falafel in pita!!!!! :lickout:

BTW here in Los Angeles CA, near UCLA, there's a killer falafel restaurant called Falafel King in Westwood, near UCLA!
I've been going there for decades!
Cheapo hole in the wall with fantastic food!!!!!

https://www.yelp.com/biz/falafel-king-los-angeles-3
 
Oh, I see ... falafel sounds like feel awful.

Thanx.

Sorry I ruined the joke for others. :cry2::cry2::cry2:

I LOVES me some falafel in pita!!!!! :lickout:

BTW here in Los Angeles CA, near UCLA, there's a killer falafel restaurant called Falafel King in Westwood, near UCLA!
I've been going there for decades!
Cheapo hole in the wall with fantastic food!!!!!

https://www.yelp.com/biz/falafel-king-los-angeles-3
Falafel King! Love that name! Let's go! I love falafel too........
 
Oh, I see ... falafel sounds like feel awful.

Thanx.

Sorry I ruined the joke for others. :cry2::cry2::cry2:

I LOVES me some falafel in pita!!!!! :lickout:

BTW here in Los Angeles CA, near UCLA, there's a killer falafel restaurant called Falafel King in Westwood, near UCLA!
I've been going there for decades!
Cheapo hole in the wall with fantastic food!!!!!

https://www.yelp.com/biz/falafel-king-los-angeles-3

Here's a song about falafel!
 
He has a towel on his head.

Should I get all PC, bent outta shape, and offended?
 
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He has a towel on his head.

Should I get all PC, bent outta shape, and offended?
Heck no. It's parody. He's an Iraqi American comedian. I'm of Middle Eastern ancestry and I think it's funny!
We are making fun of food here. He also has a song about tabooli, and one about hummus, and many more.
If anyone can take a joke, it's you, Kenny! If nothing else, it will make you run to Falafel King today.
 
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Actually I didn't get all PC, bent outta shape, and offended.
I get the parody and I love stuff that pokes fun at every group, mine included.

Here in LA there is/was a radio station called KROQ, that had/has two announcers, Kevin and Bean.
They poke at every group and state, "We're all funny, every one of us."

My question was rhetorical ... and I agree it's funny.

For a youtuber trying to make money from views it's also good business.
I'll bet that towel-head decision got him a zillion additional views.
 
That was hysterical stracci. Does he do standup comedy too? What's his name?
 
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That was hysterical stracci. Does he do standup comedy too? What's his name?
This guy is great! He even gets his Mom to belly dance in some videos. The Baklava song is hysterical. My personal favorite is the song about stuffed Grape Leaves.
His YouTube channel is called "goremy" (his first name is Remy) he's got lots of videos, all funny, most of it is politically incorrect.
 
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