Got any jokes?

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[kenny]

What sound does a Boeing jet make when it bounces?

Spoiler

Boeing Boeing Boeing

 

[missy]

 

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When you and your buddy are driving around and opportunity strikes….

 

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Hard truth right here.

 

[kenny]

Well ... It's Tuesday, but police are having a heck of a time finding these.

 

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[missy]

 

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[sledge]

Wife: Hey I saw a calendar of some chicks doing yoga. I thought you may like it for the garage.

Me: Really!?!

Wife: Yeah, I ordered it for you.

Me (after I see the calendar): *fist bump* Well played Wife, well played.

 

[kenny]

 

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[mrs-b]

The other day I heard about a guy who started a chicken dating service.

He had to shut it down in the end when he couldn't make hens meet.

 

[sledge]

I was watching TV the other day and my chocolate lab started barking at the TV. I think she wants a Subaru.

 

[missy]

 

[missy]